Get ready for 6 years of Non Binary God
November 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Get ready for 6 years of Non Binary God
shoutout to what i wrote two years ago after trump’s reelect
November 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
shoutout to what i wrote two years ago after trump’s reelect
From 2.5 months to nearly 2 years. Meet Faelen the Wolfdog!
November 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
From 2.5 months to nearly 2 years. Meet Faelen the Wolfdog!
Seems like years ago…
November 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Seems like years ago…
As you all know, these senate seats are for 6 years. SIX YEARS in states that haven’t had a Democratic Senator in ages. Hugely, hugely impactful.
November 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
As you all know, these senate seats are for 6 years. SIX YEARS in states that haven’t had a Democratic Senator in ages. Hugely, hugely impactful.
The next two years' job
November 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The next two years' job
Dems win the Senate with *checks notes* KANSAS?! For the first time in 100 years?
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Dems win the Senate with *checks notes* KANSAS?! For the first time in 100 years?
a tremendously talented candidate and i think she is primed to flip florida in two years
Thank you, Florida.
We didn’t get the result we fought for tonight. But I want y’all to hear me. What we built together is REAL. Every door you knocked, every call you made, every dollar you gave & every friend you brought to the polls proved that working people in this state are ready for better.
We didn’t get the result we fought for tonight. But I want y’all to hear me. What we built together is REAL. Every door you knocked, every call you made, every dollar you gave & every friend you brought to the polls proved that working people in this state are ready for better.
November 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
a tremendously talented candidate and i think she is primed to flip florida in two years
Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting https://theonion.com/uninformed-citizen-scrambling-to-research-last-2500-years-of-democracy-before-voting/
November 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting https://theonion.com/uninformed-citizen-scrambling-to-research-last-2500-years-of-democracy-before-voting/
The last Black Senator from Mississippi was born a slave, 185 years ago.
November 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The last Black Senator from Mississippi was born a slave, 185 years ago.
I've been saying this for 30 years.
Florida you can and should do better.
November 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I've been saying this for 30 years.
Been saying it for years, so remember- 👇
November 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Been saying it for years, so remember- 👇
Neglectful Voter Forced To Fill Out 6 Years’ Worth Of Back Ballots https://theonion.com/neglectful-voter-forced-to-fill-out-6-years-worth-of-back-ballots/
November 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Neglectful Voter Forced To Fill Out 6 Years’ Worth Of Back Ballots https://theonion.com/neglectful-voter-forced-to-fill-out-6-years-worth-of-back-ballots/
Took ten years but it happened!!!
November 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Took ten years but it happened!!!
Republican pollster who ran Rasmussen for many years.
November 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Republican pollster who ran Rasmussen for many years.
Remember that the president is 80 years old and could absolutely get so mad that he dies tonight
November 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Remember that the president is 80 years old and could absolutely get so mad that he dies tonight
The next few years’ job
November 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The next few years’ job
Betsy Fogle flipped a Missouri Senate seat held by Republicans for over 80 years…
November 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Betsy Fogle flipped a Missouri Senate seat held by Republicans for over 80 years…
The absolute shellacking Republicans are taking makes the prior two years of capitulation by so many powerful people and organizations look even more pathetic
November 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The absolute shellacking Republicans are taking makes the prior two years of capitulation by so many powerful people and organizations look even more pathetic
"I waited 32 years to adopt a dog and now this is how she wakes up from her naps everyday." 😊❤
November 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"I waited 32 years to adopt a dog and now this is how she wakes up from her naps everyday." 😊❤
26 Years old man btw 👇👇
November 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
26 Years old man btw 👇👇
Can't believe it's been 10 years... #normalmen #lupiniii
November 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Can't believe it's been 10 years... #normalmen #lupiniii