Kitty lazers is now a school photo background option.
September 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Kitty lazers is now a school photo background option.
every yellowshirt LP guy was cut from the same “I’m going go to the police academy as soon as I get this DUI cleaned up” cloth
November 25, 2023 at 4:37 PM
every yellowshirt LP guy was cut from the same “I’m going go to the police academy as soon as I get this DUI cleaned up” cloth
Why does yellowshirt Mariner kinda do something for me
December 9, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Why does yellowshirt Mariner kinda do something for me
Yellowshirt Secunit is a thing of joy
May 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yellowshirt Secunit is a thing of joy
she came out saying it was "a joke" and how "the fact that people thought it was real tells ya something".
yes, laura, everyone believed it was real.
yes, laura, everyone believed it was real.
July 30, 2024 at 10:13 AM
she came out saying it was "a joke" and how "the fact that people thought it was real tells ya something".
yes, laura, everyone believed it was real.
yes, laura, everyone believed it was real.
yellowshirt -> becomes a singular entity known as COZMAN. objectum antics ensue (no computer or ship is safe)
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
September 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
yellowshirt -> becomes a singular entity known as COZMAN. objectum antics ensue (no computer or ship is safe)
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
tfw you realize your living room teevee js bigger than the TOS enterprise's main viewscreen
May 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
tfw you realize your living room teevee js bigger than the TOS enterprise's main viewscreen
Yellowshirt Sisko probably hangs out with Blueshirt Picard just keeping it low-key
November 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Yellowshirt Sisko probably hangs out with Blueshirt Picard just keeping it low-key
yellowshirt Ty era
December 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
yellowshirt Ty era
We eighties kids are feeling it this week. I wrote about the loss of Malcolm-Jamal Warner for my substack. #malcomjamalwarner #theohuxtable #yellowshirt
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
Losing Malcolm
A Queer Man and Late Bloomer’s Thank You to Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Theo Huxtable
jasonprokowiew.substack.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We eighties kids are feeling it this week. I wrote about the loss of Malcolm-Jamal Warner for my substack. #malcomjamalwarner #theohuxtable #yellowshirt
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
When officer yellowshirt tells me I'm not allowed jack it with beef tallow on the weapons elevator
August 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
When officer yellowshirt tells me I'm not allowed jack it with beef tallow on the weapons elevator
BATTLE STATIONS! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
BATTLE STATIONS! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
Happy Star Trek Day! forever grateful to @barrelhouse.bsky.social for taking a chance on my sad-jeans Star Trek poem all those years ago www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
Yellowshirt Elegy, by Meghan Phillips — Barrelhouse
Down in engineering you can’t even see the stars. Dad was so proud when I was reassigned— the heart of the ship, the heart of the ship,
www.barrelhousemag.com
September 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy Star Trek Day! forever grateful to @barrelhouse.bsky.social for taking a chance on my sad-jeans Star Trek poem all those years ago www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
There are alternative plans...
RETIRE the Yellowshirt way, and succumb to the mind-rotting trauma of literally becoming one with your workplace!
RETIRE the Yellowshirt way, and succumb to the mind-rotting trauma of literally becoming one with your workplace!
May 3, 2024 at 6:25 AM
There are alternative plans...
RETIRE the Yellowshirt way, and succumb to the mind-rotting trauma of literally becoming one with your workplace!
RETIRE the Yellowshirt way, and succumb to the mind-rotting trauma of literally becoming one with your workplace!
@just-patsy.bsky.social love the bio. IndyCar has also been a huge part of my life. I've never worked in it but am friends with people involved. I've been going to the 500 since 1973. I now Yellowshirt in the Chute.
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
@just-patsy.bsky.social love the bio. IndyCar has also been a huge part of my life. I've never worked in it but am friends with people involved. I've been going to the 500 since 1973. I now Yellowshirt in the Chute.
"I want to come home,
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
Yellowshirt Elegy, by Meghan Phillips — Barrelhouse
Down in engineering you can’t even see the stars. Dad was so proud when I was reassigned— the heart of the ship, the heart of the ship,
www.barrelhousemag.com
September 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"I want to come home,
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
#tittyTuesday
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
September 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
#tittyTuesday
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Hi folks, are you enjoying the event?
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
Fun Tom (@funtomwriter)
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Hi folks, are you enjoying the event?
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room, and you’d mistakenly think you are sa...
substack.com
August 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Hi folks, are you enjoying the event?
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
Aspirations outside of leadership are valid and quite necessary for starfleet to function.
However, aspirations of living into retirement are not.
Yellowshirt Sisko & Blueshirt Picard both know that the airlock is never 100% certain and their lab test might eat the ship (or universe).
However, aspirations of living into retirement are not.
Yellowshirt Sisko & Blueshirt Picard both know that the airlock is never 100% certain and their lab test might eat the ship (or universe).
November 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Aspirations outside of leadership are valid and quite necessary for starfleet to function.
However, aspirations of living into retirement are not.
Yellowshirt Sisko & Blueshirt Picard both know that the airlock is never 100% certain and their lab test might eat the ship (or universe).
However, aspirations of living into retirement are not.
Yellowshirt Sisko & Blueshirt Picard both know that the airlock is never 100% certain and their lab test might eat the ship (or universe).
Happy #humpday
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
July 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy #humpday
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
Pretty much my favorite thing we've published online, a poem I love so much that a character in my novel The Other Ones recites it to himself as a kind of benidiction, YELLOWSHIRT ELEGY by @mcarphil.bsky.social.
It's so good it'll make you kind of sad: www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
It's so good it'll make you kind of sad: www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
August 30, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Pretty much my favorite thing we've published online, a poem I love so much that a character in my novel The Other Ones recites it to himself as a kind of benidiction, YELLOWSHIRT ELEGY by @mcarphil.bsky.social.
It's so good it'll make you kind of sad: www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
It's so good it'll make you kind of sad: www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
#KristaAllen #JasonBrooks
S11E12 "The Ex-Files"
#BaywatchHawaii #RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBums #BaywatchBooty #Ass #Butt #Rump #SexyBuns #BaywatchBabes #office #desk #view #spectacular #SpectacularView #amazing #caboose #Sexy #Lifeguard #SexyLifeguards #YellowShirt
S11E12 "The Ex-Files"
#BaywatchHawaii #RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBums #BaywatchBooty #Ass #Butt #Rump #SexyBuns #BaywatchBabes #office #desk #view #spectacular #SpectacularView #amazing #caboose #Sexy #Lifeguard #SexyLifeguards #YellowShirt
May 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM