yellowshirt -> becomes a singular entity known as COZMAN. objectum antics ensue (no computer or ship is safe)
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
September 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
yellowshirt -> becomes a singular entity known as COZMAN. objectum antics ensue (no computer or ship is safe)
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
redshirt -> Data is a Thing to be ordered around, he obeys (tasks are good for the machine)
blueshirt -> where is Ensign Lemonpaw? oh, masturbating in her room again? jesus christ...
"I want to come home,
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
Yellowshirt Elegy, by Meghan Phillips — Barrelhouse
Down in engineering you can’t even see the stars. Dad was so proud when I was reassigned— the heart of the ship, the heart of the ship,
www.barrelhousemag.com
September 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"I want to come home,
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
to Earth, to Ithaca.
That this
was all a mistake. That we
were never
meant to be so far
in space,
untethered
from the sun we know,
forever treading grey corridors
in yellow shirts." By @mcarphil.bsky.social from @barrelhouse.bsky.social
www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Hi folks, are you enjoying the event?
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
Fun Tom (@funtomwriter)
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Hi folks, are you enjoying the event?
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room, and you’d mistakenly think you are sa...
substack.com
August 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Hi folks, are you enjoying the event?
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
🔳 YELLOWSHIRT: Yes, thank you.
🔳 DEPUTY LEADER LANTSMAN: Ya know - you look around this room and you’d mistakenly think you are safe, but the Liberals are letting planeloads of Middle East terrorists...
substack.com/@funtomwrite...
When officer yellowshirt tells me I'm not allowed jack it with beef tallow on the weapons elevator
August 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
When officer yellowshirt tells me I'm not allowed jack it with beef tallow on the weapons elevator
It's a shame DOD/Centcom stopped crediting military photographers by name on the images and videos coming out of 5th fleet. These sailors and Marines are doing some great work and deserve more credit than "U.S. Navy photo."
July 20, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It's a shame DOD/Centcom stopped crediting military photographers by name on the images and videos coming out of 5th fleet. These sailors and Marines are doing some great work and deserve more credit than "U.S. Navy photo."
tfw you realize your living room teevee js bigger than the TOS enterprise's main viewscreen
May 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
tfw you realize your living room teevee js bigger than the TOS enterprise's main viewscreen
#KristaAllen #JasonBrooks
S11E12 "The Ex-Files"
#BaywatchHawaii #RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBums #BaywatchBooty #Ass #Butt #Rump #SexyBuns #BaywatchBabes #office #desk #view #spectacular #SpectacularView #amazing #caboose #Sexy #Lifeguard #SexyLifeguards #YellowShirt
S11E12 "The Ex-Files"
#BaywatchHawaii #RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBums #BaywatchBooty #Ass #Butt #Rump #SexyBuns #BaywatchBabes #office #desk #view #spectacular #SpectacularView #amazing #caboose #Sexy #Lifeguard #SexyLifeguards #YellowShirt
May 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM
yellowshirt Ty era
December 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
yellowshirt Ty era
As an ex-yellowshirt, what the actual fuck are you doing with that chair? I can build an IKEA dining chair in literally five minutes.
September 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
As an ex-yellowshirt, what the actual fuck are you doing with that chair? I can build an IKEA dining chair in literally five minutes.
Happy Star Trek Day! forever grateful to @barrelhouse.bsky.social for taking a chance on my sad-jeans Star Trek poem all those years ago www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
Yellowshirt Elegy, by Meghan Phillips — Barrelhouse
Down in engineering you can’t even see the stars. Dad was so proud when I was reassigned— the heart of the ship, the heart of the ship,
www.barrelhousemag.com
September 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy Star Trek Day! forever grateful to @barrelhouse.bsky.social for taking a chance on my sad-jeans Star Trek poem all those years ago www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/y...
Kitty lazers is now a school photo background option.
September 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Kitty lazers is now a school photo background option.
#tittyTuesday
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
September 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
#tittyTuesday
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
Some delicious #underboob for yall
Hope you’re having a good week.
Sorry I’ve been kinda MiA for a bit.
#yellow #yellowshirt #yellowtop #yellowmakesmehappy 💛
Happy #humpday
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
July 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy #humpday
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
show us your #rump day
#bootyshorts should never be underestimated.
#yellow #yellowtop #yellowtanktop #yellowshirt #yellowmakesmehappy
We eighties kids are feeling it this week. I wrote about the loss of Malcolm-Jamal Warner for my substack. #malcomjamalwarner #theohuxtable #yellowshirt
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
Losing Malcolm
A Queer Man and Late Bloomer’s Thank You to Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Theo Huxtable
jasonprokowiew.substack.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We eighties kids are feeling it this week. I wrote about the loss of Malcolm-Jamal Warner for my substack. #malcomjamalwarner #theohuxtable #yellowshirt
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
jasonprokowiew.substack.com/p/losing-mal...
Which one of my #AI generated illustrated #ElevatorPitch images do you prefer: PlumDressWithButtons | YellowShirt | PlumTwoPiece | DoublePearls
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Which one of my #AI generated illustrated #ElevatorPitch images do you prefer: PlumDressWithButtons | YellowShirt | PlumTwoPiece | DoublePearls
Three Men in Yellow Shirts Showing Off Their Naked Butts
#naked #humor #closet #yellowshirt #middleaged
#naked #humor #closet #yellowshirt #middleaged
Three Men in Yellow Shirts Showing Off Their Naked Butts
realgayboys.com
June 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Three Men in Yellow Shirts Showing Off Their Naked Butts
#naked #humor #closet #yellowshirt #middleaged
#naked #humor #closet #yellowshirt #middleaged
Yellowshirt Secunit is a thing of joy
May 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yellowshirt Secunit is a thing of joy
Watch it happen in order to own the libs as well as refresh their yellowshirt (American take on Nazi brownshirts) army.
January 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Watch it happen in order to own the libs as well as refresh their yellowshirt (American take on Nazi brownshirts) army.
BATTLE STATIONS! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
BATTLE STATIONS! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
O'Brien agrees to transport the away team now but he immediately knows what a bad idea it is. Riker is on the bridge dealing with all these problems with the absolute Enterprise D-Team: Deanna Troi, Wesley Crusher, and Unnamed Yellowshirt. Good fucking luck buddy.
January 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
O'Brien agrees to transport the away team now but he immediately knows what a bad idea it is. Riker is on the bridge dealing with all these problems with the absolute Enterprise D-Team: Deanna Troi, Wesley Crusher, and Unnamed Yellowshirt. Good fucking luck buddy.
@just-patsy.bsky.social love the bio. IndyCar has also been a huge part of my life. I've never worked in it but am friends with people involved. I've been going to the 500 since 1973. I now Yellowshirt in the Chute.
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
@just-patsy.bsky.social love the bio. IndyCar has also been a huge part of my life. I've never worked in it but am friends with people involved. I've been going to the 500 since 1973. I now Yellowshirt in the Chute.