Contributing to #opensource is like doing the dishes: nobody notices until you stop.
December 2
#ZenDevAdvent
December 2
#ZenDevAdvent
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Contributing to #opensource is like doing the dishes: nobody notices until you stop.
December 2
#ZenDevAdvent
December 2
#ZenDevAdvent
Nothing makes you more mindful and present than java.lang.OutOfMemoryError.
December 6
#ZenDevAdvent #java
December 6
#ZenDevAdvent #java
December 6, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Nothing makes you more mindful and present than java.lang.OutOfMemoryError.
December 6
#ZenDevAdvent #java
December 6
#ZenDevAdvent #java
All code is impermanent. A function you wrote yesterday might be irrelevant tomorrow.
December 1.
#ZenDevAdvent
December 1.
#ZenDevAdvent
December 3, 2024 at 2:40 PM
All code is impermanent. A function you wrote yesterday might be irrelevant tomorrow.
December 1.
#ZenDevAdvent
December 1.
#ZenDevAdvent
Multithreading can lead to deadlocks. Do one thing at a time; you are not the JVM.
December 13
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #multithreading
December 13
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #multithreading
December 13, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Multithreading can lead to deadlocks. Do one thing at a time; you are not the JVM.
December 13
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #multithreading
December 13
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #multithreading
In Zen, they say: chop wood, carry water. In Java, we say: refactor code, write tests.
December 15
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
December 15
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
December 15, 2024 at 10:00 AM
In Zen, they say: chop wood, carry water. In Java, we say: refactor code, write tests.
December 15
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
December 15
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
Zen teaches us to let go of the past. Java teaches us to deprecate it.
December 4
#ZenDevAdvent #java
December 4
#ZenDevAdvent #java
December 4, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Zen teaches us to let go of the past. Java teaches us to deprecate it.
December 4
#ZenDevAdvent #java
December 4
#ZenDevAdvent #java
A good log message is like a Zen haiku: concise, meaningful, and almost poetic.
‘Server.
I failed.
I go on vacation.’
December 16
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #logging
‘Server.
I failed.
I go on vacation.’
December 16
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #logging
December 16, 2024 at 10:00 AM
A good log message is like a Zen haiku: concise, meaningful, and almost poetic.
‘Server.
I failed.
I go on vacation.’
December 16
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #logging
‘Server.
I failed.
I go on vacation.’
December 16
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #logging
Legacy code is like the family you meet soon:
You’re stuck with them; you don’t understand them but are afraid to throw them out.
December 22
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
You’re stuck with them; you don’t understand them but are afraid to throw them out.
December 22
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
December 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Legacy code is like the family you meet soon:
You’re stuck with them; you don’t understand them but are afraid to throw them out.
December 22
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
You’re stuck with them; you don’t understand them but are afraid to throw them out.
December 22
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
A good open-source project is like a Zen garden: simple and beautiful.
Never look at the issues tab when you are at peace with yourself.
December 7
#ZenDevAdvent
#opensource
Never look at the issues tab when you are at peace with yourself.
December 7
#ZenDevAdvent
#opensource
December 7, 2024 at 10:47 AM
A good open-source project is like a Zen garden: simple and beautiful.
Never look at the issues tab when you are at peace with yourself.
December 7
#ZenDevAdvent
#opensource
Never look at the issues tab when you are at peace with yourself.
December 7
#ZenDevAdvent
#opensource
Pull request reviews are like group therapy in the best case, like group insanity in the worst.
Kindness lets you resolve both cases.
December 12
#ZenDevAdvent
Image: Unsplash #git #pullrequests #programming
Kindness lets you resolve both cases.
December 12
#ZenDevAdvent
Image: Unsplash #git #pullrequests #programming
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Pull request reviews are like group therapy in the best case, like group insanity in the worst.
Kindness lets you resolve both cases.
December 12
#ZenDevAdvent
Image: Unsplash #git #pullrequests #programming
Kindness lets you resolve both cases.
December 12
#ZenDevAdvent
Image: Unsplash #git #pullrequests #programming
null is the emptiness we must all handle. null is like the friend
who promises to bring snacks but shows up empty-handed.
December 8
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming
who promises to bring snacks but shows up empty-handed.
December 8
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming
December 8, 2024 at 10:48 AM
null is the emptiness we must all handle. null is like the friend
who promises to bring snacks but shows up empty-handed.
December 8
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming
who promises to bring snacks but shows up empty-handed.
December 8
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming
Write code as if the next person to read it is a raging psychopath with no patience.
That person may be you three months later.
December 14
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
That person may be you three months later.
December 14
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
December 14, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Write code as if the next person to read it is a raging psychopath with no patience.
That person may be you three months later.
December 14
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
That person may be you three months later.
December 14
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
In Zen, there is no end to practice, no finish line. In #opensource, there is no definition of done.
December 18
#ZenDevAdvent #agile #programming
December 18
#ZenDevAdvent #agile #programming
December 18, 2024 at 10:00 AM
In Zen, there is no end to practice, no finish line. In #opensource, there is no definition of done.
December 18
#ZenDevAdvent #agile #programming
December 18
#ZenDevAdvent #agile #programming
Debugging is like consulting a Zen master: you may ask your log files for answers,
but they’ll only respond with riddles. Enlightenment alone lies in the stack trace.
December 3
#ZenDevAdvent
but they’ll only respond with riddles. Enlightenment alone lies in the stack trace.
December 3
#ZenDevAdvent
December 3, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Debugging is like consulting a Zen master: you may ask your log files for answers,
but they’ll only respond with riddles. Enlightenment alone lies in the stack trace.
December 3
#ZenDevAdvent
but they’ll only respond with riddles. Enlightenment alone lies in the stack trace.
December 3
#ZenDevAdvent
When you create a Zen garden, it is never truly finished.
It evolves. Open source is a growing product, too; it’s a community in constant refactoring.
December 23
#ZenDevAdvent #opensource #community
It evolves. Open source is a growing product, too; it’s a community in constant refactoring.
December 23
#ZenDevAdvent #opensource #community
December 23, 2024 at 11:00 AM
When you create a Zen garden, it is never truly finished.
It evolves. Open source is a growing product, too; it’s a community in constant refactoring.
December 23
#ZenDevAdvent #opensource #community
It evolves. Open source is a growing product, too; it’s a community in constant refactoring.
December 23
#ZenDevAdvent #opensource #community
The Zen cook treats even the most straightforward meal as if it would be a king's meal.
Treat even the slightest code change with care. Every commit matters.
The commit message shows how seriously you took this advice.
December 21
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode #git
Treat even the slightest code change with care. Every commit matters.
The commit message shows how seriously you took this advice.
December 21
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode #git
December 21, 2024 at 10:00 AM
The Zen cook treats even the most straightforward meal as if it would be a king's meal.
Treat even the slightest code change with care. Every commit matters.
The commit message shows how seriously you took this advice.
December 21
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode #git
Treat even the slightest code change with care. Every commit matters.
The commit message shows how seriously you took this advice.
December 21
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode #git
They say failure is the best teacher. Java agrees, but only after
it throws the exception in your face. Handle it with grace and a try-catch block.
December 20
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
it throws the exception in your face. Handle it with grace and a try-catch block.
December 20
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
December 20, 2024 at 10:00 AM
They say failure is the best teacher. Java agrees, but only after
it throws the exception in your face. Handle it with grace and a try-catch block.
December 20
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
it throws the exception in your face. Handle it with grace and a try-catch block.
December 20
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
Your test suite is your Zen cushion. The more you sit with it,
so more peaceful your life gets.
December 11
#ZenDevAdvent #junit #testing #programming
so more peaceful your life gets.
December 11
#ZenDevAdvent #junit #testing #programming
December 11, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Your test suite is your Zen cushion. The more you sit with it,
so more peaceful your life gets.
December 11
#ZenDevAdvent #junit #testing #programming
so more peaceful your life gets.
December 11
#ZenDevAdvent #junit #testing #programming
Burnout is the stack overflow of the soul.
Think more often about your life than your garbage collector.
At least in Java.
December 17
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #burnout #mentalhealth
Think more often about your life than your garbage collector.
At least in Java.
December 17
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #burnout #mentalhealth
December 17, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Burnout is the stack overflow of the soul.
Think more often about your life than your garbage collector.
At least in Java.
December 17
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #burnout #mentalhealth
Think more often about your life than your garbage collector.
At least in Java.
December 17
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #burnout #mentalhealth
December 10, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Microservices are like Zen gardens: they look peaceful, but maintaining them is an endless exercise in patience.
December 5
#ZenDevAdvent
December 5
#ZenDevAdvent
December 5, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Microservices are like Zen gardens: they look peaceful, but maintaining them is an endless exercise in patience.
December 5
#ZenDevAdvent
December 5
#ZenDevAdvent
Zen says, ‘Be where you are.’
Java says, ‘Know your environment.’
Always test in production-like conditions.
December 19
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
Java says, ‘Know your environment.’
Always test in production-like conditions.
December 19
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
December 19, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Zen says, ‘Be where you are.’
Java says, ‘Know your environment.’
Always test in production-like conditions.
December 19
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
Java says, ‘Know your environment.’
Always test in production-like conditions.
December 19
#ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #cleancode
In Zen, we are all the same. In open source, there is no title.
Your git commits speak louder than your LinkedIn profile.
December 9
#ZenDevAdvent
Your git commits speak louder than your LinkedIn profile.
December 9
#ZenDevAdvent
December 9, 2024 at 10:49 AM
In Zen, we are all the same. In open source, there is no title.
Your git commits speak louder than your LinkedIn profile.
December 9
#ZenDevAdvent
Your git commits speak louder than your LinkedIn profile.
December 9
#ZenDevAdvent
In Zen, Kodo Sawaki said: 'A day without work is a day without food.'
In Java, a day without a commit is a day without progress.
On the other hand... merry Christmas, take a break!
December 24
The end of the #ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #mentalhealth
In Java, a day without a commit is a day without progress.
On the other hand... merry Christmas, take a break!
December 24
The end of the #ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #mentalhealth
December 24, 2024 at 11:00 AM
In Zen, Kodo Sawaki said: 'A day without work is a day without food.'
In Java, a day without a commit is a day without progress.
On the other hand... merry Christmas, take a break!
December 24
The end of the #ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #mentalhealth
In Java, a day without a commit is a day without progress.
On the other hand... merry Christmas, take a break!
December 24
The end of the #ZenDevAdvent #java #programming #mentalhealth