Please have Bill Murray standing behind the news anchor desk making comments on Election Night
BILL MURRAY: Could you just say the words, 'My dog just died.' I want to see what happens to your smile
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
November 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Please have Bill Murray standing behind the news anchor desk making comments on Election Night
"Welcome to Rabble Rousers on CBS, I'm Haley Stevens here with my co-anchor Ethan Klein."
November 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"Welcome to Rabble Rousers on CBS, I'm Haley Stevens here with my co-anchor Ethan Klein."
The anchor wasn’t sold on the president’s poolside efforts.
CNN Host Roasts Trump Over Bonkers Final Election Pitch
The anchor wasn’t sold on the president’s poolside efforts.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The anchor wasn’t sold on the president’s poolside efforts.
The albatross and heavy anchor every GOP politician carries today to the polls with them
my own individuality was now merged in a joint stock company of two
November 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
The albatross and heavy anchor every GOP politician carries today to the polls with them
#ArtistFave15
#MusicChallenge
14. Minutemen - The Anchor
From their second album, What Makes a Man Start Fires? (1983).
#MusicChallenge
14. Minutemen - The Anchor
From their second album, What Makes a Man Start Fires? (1983).
The Anchor
YouTube video by Minutemen - Topic
youtu.be
November 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
#ArtistFave15
#MusicChallenge
14. Minutemen - The Anchor
From their second album, What Makes a Man Start Fires? (1983).
#MusicChallenge
14. Minutemen - The Anchor
From their second album, What Makes a Man Start Fires? (1983).
Using my *physical* copies of the Anchor Bible Dictionary for the first time in ages
I feel ancient & alive!
I feel ancient & alive!
November 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Using my *physical* copies of the Anchor Bible Dictionary for the first time in ages
I feel ancient & alive!
I feel ancient & alive!
Anchor tagged husky/border collie ⚓🪸
ko-fi.com/s/4155d40309 <- asking $70 !
ko-fi.com/s/4155d40309 <- asking $70 !
November 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Anchor tagged husky/border collie ⚓🪸
ko-fi.com/s/4155d40309 <- asking $70 !
ko-fi.com/s/4155d40309 <- asking $70 !
We’re FINALLY getting an anchor sweater!!!!
November 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
We’re FINALLY getting an anchor sweater!!!!
"Sorry, sorry. Super intelligence"
North Korean News Anchor Delivers Propaganda
ALT: North Korean News Anchor Delivers Propaganda
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"Sorry, sorry. Super intelligence"
anchor: and in breaking news, AOC went down
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not AOC
anchor: oh i see
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not OIC
anchor, thumbs up: AOK
producer: JFC
anchor: KFC ?
producer: CUT. GO TO COMMERCIAL
*on commercial break*
anchor: hey, did AO3 go down i heard AO3 went down
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not AOC
anchor: oh i see
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not OIC
anchor, thumbs up: AOK
producer: JFC
anchor: KFC ?
producer: CUT. GO TO COMMERCIAL
*on commercial break*
anchor: hey, did AO3 go down i heard AO3 went down
October 30, 2026 at 11:02 AM
anchor: and in breaking news, AOC went down
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not AOC
anchor: oh i see
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not OIC
anchor, thumbs up: AOK
producer: JFC
anchor: KFC ?
producer: CUT. GO TO COMMERCIAL
*on commercial break*
anchor: hey, did AO3 go down i heard AO3 went down
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not AOC
anchor: oh i see
producer, thru earpiece: AO3 not OIC
anchor, thumbs up: AOK
producer: JFC
anchor: KFC ?
producer: CUT. GO TO COMMERCIAL
*on commercial break*
anchor: hey, did AO3 go down i heard AO3 went down
lol
I miss him as a news anchor
I miss him as a news anchor
October 29, 2026 at 11:56 AM
lol
I miss him as a news anchor
I miss him as a news anchor
can’t wait to watch a sweaty news anchor zoom in on random counties i’ve never heard of later tonite
November 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
can’t wait to watch a sweaty news anchor zoom in on random counties i’ve never heard of later tonite
Recently retired CNN anchor Christiane Amanpour shares an alarmist post from Tucker Carlson.
November 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Recently retired CNN anchor Christiane Amanpour shares an alarmist post from Tucker Carlson.
29 INCREDIBLE, OUTSTANDING, UNFORGETTABLE, SUPPORTIVE YEARS WITH THIS MAN!!! TODAY IS OUR 29th ANNIVERSARY…AND THEY’VE BEEN THE BEST 29 YEARS EVER!!!
MY ROCK! MY ANCHOR!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!
MY ROCK! MY ANCHOR!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!
November 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
29 INCREDIBLE, OUTSTANDING, UNFORGETTABLE, SUPPORTIVE YEARS WITH THIS MAN!!! TODAY IS OUR 29th ANNIVERSARY…AND THEY’VE BEEN THE BEST 29 YEARS EVER!!!
MY ROCK! MY ANCHOR!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!
MY ROCK! MY ANCHOR!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!
I want anchor arms, but refuse to do arm day 😤
Spongearms
Alt: Spongebob anchor arms
static.klipy.com
November 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I want anchor arms, but refuse to do arm day 😤
23 seconds in was the perfect opportunity to ask about her own embrace of "hate"—but it's apparently forbidden for any news anchor to mention the sieg-heiling Nazis on Rogers's team, or the millions of dollars Rogers accepted from a sieg-heiling Nazi.
November 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
23 seconds in was the perfect opportunity to ask about her own embrace of "hate"—but it's apparently forbidden for any news anchor to mention the sieg-heiling Nazis on Rogers's team, or the millions of dollars Rogers accepted from a sieg-heiling Nazi.
Larkin was the anchor
🚨 RED WINGS WIN 🐙
Big 3rd period and lots of huge performances as Detroit gets the rare W over Florida in Sunrise! #LGRW
Big 3rd period and lots of huge performances as Detroit gets the rare W over Florida in Sunrise! #LGRW
November 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Larkin was the anchor
He is an anchor around Trump’s neck. They will go down together.
November 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
He is an anchor around Trump’s neck. They will go down together.
(also the lead anchor of alpha news is married to disgraced former MPD chud with nazi biker gang ties bob kroll)
November 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
(also the lead anchor of alpha news is married to disgraced former MPD chud with nazi biker gang ties bob kroll)
But there's no gust of wind that's going to blow him away, with that huge, heavy anchor he keeps in the trunk...
November 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
But there's no gust of wind that's going to blow him away, with that huge, heavy anchor he keeps in the trunk...
Id toss him an anchor.
November 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Id toss him an anchor.
Ashley Hinson, the TV anchor?
November 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Ashley Hinson, the TV anchor?