the ABCs of middle age are, imo
A lways
B e
C stretching
A lways
B e
C stretching
November 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
the ABCs of middle age are, imo
A lways
B e
C stretching
A lways
B e
C stretching
(I’m sorry for who I am.)
November 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
(I’m sorry for who I am.)
Next CEO of Nvidia? Wrong answers only.
Alec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of Closing
Alt: Alec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of Closing
static.klipy.com
November 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Next CEO of Nvidia? Wrong answers only.
that G is thicc tho
November 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
that G is thicc tho
warmups, the ABCs, and beachside sling-bikini blues
November 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
warmups, the ABCs, and beachside sling-bikini blues
“A - always. B - be. G - grifting.”
Alec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of Closing
Alt: Alec Baldwin “always be closing” scene in Glengarry Glen Ross.
static.klipy.com
November 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“A - always. B - be. G - grifting.”
happy feral friday, here’s another favorite audio throwback ft. an incredible script by @aethermoose.bsky.social
anyone for some “we shouldn’t be doing this” bodyguard fucking? 😇😇😈😈
🔗⬇️ link down there ⬇️🔗
anyone for some “we shouldn’t be doing this” bodyguard fucking? 😇😇😈😈
🔗⬇️ link down there ⬇️🔗
![screenshot of Burn’s reddit post reading “[M4F] Let Me Prove It [Script Fill] [ABCs of Kink Collab] [Bodyguard Speaker] [Princess
Listener] [Forbidden Romance] [Forced Proximity] [Getting Together] [O is for...]
[Overstimulation] [Begging] slight [MSub] but mostly [MDom] FULL TAGS IN POST
Script Fill
Full Tags: [M4F] [Script Fill] [ABCs of Kink Collab] [Bodyguard Speaker] [Princess Listener] [Forbidden Romance] [Forced Proximity] [Getting Together] [O is for...] [Overstimulation] [Begging] slight [MSub] but mostly [MDom] [Teasing] [Fingering]
[Cunnilingus] slight [Body Worship] [Finger Sucking]
[Praise] [Forced Orgasms] [Listener Orgasm x5]
[Speaker Orgasm] [Mutual Orgasm] [Creampie]
slight [Breeding Kink]
Your bodyguard has always been incredibly flirty, almost over the top with it. He's funny.. enough.. so you keep him around, but after a particularly long and grueling event, you've had enough of his joking.
His advances continue until he finally lays his feelings out on the table. He wants you. And he is happy to beg for a chance with you. But his plans of proving his love and affection for you turns out to be a bit... overstimulating.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k73bvfctkoxr3vfeq4g6qrox/bafkreidnlmcodakprhav7kbvxzfxvptczr7kyph3fbyszq4epxbel4itgy)
November 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
happy feral friday, here’s another favorite audio throwback ft. an incredible script by @aethermoose.bsky.social
anyone for some “we shouldn’t be doing this” bodyguard fucking? 😇😇😈😈
🔗⬇️ link down there ⬇️🔗
anyone for some “we shouldn’t be doing this” bodyguard fucking? 😇😇😈😈
🔗⬇️ link down there ⬇️🔗
THANK YOU 😭 They are acting like I am robbing the cradle.
“Yeah, I have an age gap relationship. When he was born, I knew my ABCs!”
“Yeah, I have an age gap relationship. When he was born, I knew my ABCs!”
November 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
THANK YOU 😭 They are acting like I am robbing the cradle.
“Yeah, I have an age gap relationship. When he was born, I knew my ABCs!”
“Yeah, I have an age gap relationship. When he was born, I knew my ABCs!”
Chicago DSA filter: we're meeting today! I am required to be neutral on our endorsement proposal as your PAC chair.
HOWever I strongly endorse:
✅Our municipal voter guide proposal
❌ WITHOUT the ABCs of Socialism amendment.
Keep our voter guides issue based!
HOWever I strongly endorse:
✅Our municipal voter guide proposal
❌ WITHOUT the ABCs of Socialism amendment.
Keep our voter guides issue based!
November 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Chicago DSA filter: we're meeting today! I am required to be neutral on our endorsement proposal as your PAC chair.
HOWever I strongly endorse:
✅Our municipal voter guide proposal
❌ WITHOUT the ABCs of Socialism amendment.
Keep our voter guides issue based!
HOWever I strongly endorse:
✅Our municipal voter guide proposal
❌ WITHOUT the ABCs of Socialism amendment.
Keep our voter guides issue based!
THE ABCs OF BUSINESS
ALWAYS
BE
CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE
- Jensen Huang probably
ALWAYS
BE
CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE
- Jensen Huang probably
November 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
THE ABCs OF BUSINESS
ALWAYS
BE
CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE
- Jensen Huang probably
ALWAYS
BE
CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE
- Jensen Huang probably
They also can not recite their ABCs
November 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
They also can not recite their ABCs
TIL that demons can be defeated by reciting your "Jesus ABCs"
November 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
TIL that demons can be defeated by reciting your "Jesus ABCs"
A is for Ass.
B is for boy.
C is for cum.
D is for Daddy.
Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me.
B is for boy.
C is for cum.
D is for Daddy.
Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me.
November 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
A is for Ass.
B is for boy.
C is for cum.
D is for Daddy.
Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me.
B is for boy.
C is for cum.
D is for Daddy.
Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me.
bear knows the ABCs
November 15, 2026 at 7:50 AM
bear knows the ABCs
Jensen Huang news is big, somehow, for us ABCs. we're on the up and up.
November 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Jensen Huang news is big, somehow, for us ABCs. we're on the up and up.
MicrosCOPIC!!!!! Doesn’t even now ABCS!!!
November 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
MicrosCOPIC!!!!! Doesn’t even now ABCS!!!
It's funny how they stumble over the ABCs of Marxism.
November 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It's funny how they stumble over the ABCs of Marxism.
Really the lesson Dems need to learn is ABA: "Always Be Attacking"
November 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Really the lesson Dems need to learn is ABA: "Always Be Attacking"
After reading the Fitzgerald books (except Gatsby) last couple months I have something to add naively to a discourse I’m sure has long since shuffled along: there’s your books for men, right there, in plain sight. If anyone complains about books for men, ask if they’ve bothered to read the ABCs.
November 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
After reading the Fitzgerald books (except Gatsby) last couple months I have something to add naively to a discourse I’m sure has long since shuffled along: there’s your books for men, right there, in plain sight. If anyone complains about books for men, ask if they’ve bothered to read the ABCs.
MASTER YOUR ABCS IN A SNAP! 🎓
November 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
MASTER YOUR ABCS IN A SNAP! 🎓