I need to start hunting down the artists I envy so that I can eat their hearts and absorb their powers
November 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I need to start hunting down the artists I envy so that I can eat their hearts and absorb their powers
Absorb deez
📸 @bastkaerun.bsky.social
📸 @bastkaerun.bsky.social
October 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Absorb deez
📸 @bastkaerun.bsky.social
📸 @bastkaerun.bsky.social
My hairy pussy is ready to absorb your cock
November 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
My hairy pussy is ready to absorb your cock
can’t absorb what agents produce
start saying “can’t absorb what agents produce” instead of “skill issue”
The real insight here: Microsoft's Copilot sits on 85-90% of Fortune 500 seats unused not because it's bad, but because organisations can't absorb what agents produce.
November 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
can’t absorb what agents produce
Astounding that a man can live 80 years and absorb absolutely nothing.
November 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Astounding that a man can live 80 years and absorb absolutely nothing.
It's time to let generative AI companies go bankrupt, rip them out of our systems, and absorb any financial blow now rather than worse, in all ways, later. Saving jobs and the environment is good for the economy. Also, it's stupid shit created by theft.
October 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It's time to let generative AI companies go bankrupt, rip them out of our systems, and absorb any financial blow now rather than worse, in all ways, later. Saving jobs and the environment is good for the economy. Also, it's stupid shit created by theft.
"Touch grass" is a reference to how Andalites, the alien species that invented animal morphing in the KA Applegate classic, "Animorphs," absorb nutrients directly through their bare hooves
November 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"Touch grass" is a reference to how Andalites, the alien species that invented animal morphing in the KA Applegate classic, "Animorphs," absorb nutrients directly through their bare hooves
*throws a absorb bubble to make you null and squeaking like a bouncy ball*
November 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
*throws a absorb bubble to make you null and squeaking like a bouncy ball*
I have 293894039393939 pictures and stories and videos from LACC and I’m still trying to absorb it all
November 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I have 293894039393939 pictures and stories and videos from LACC and I’m still trying to absorb it all
guy who picks up dog poo by hand to absorb its natural healing properties
November 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
guy who picks up dog poo by hand to absorb its natural healing properties
And as it cools the oceans absorb even more heat…..
November 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
And as it cools the oceans absorb even more heat…..
Insurers pay claims, then price that risk back into premiums. Workers absorb the anger at the register. Public health sits in the background the whole time, because partially thawed food sold or mishandled is how a cyber stunt becomes a food safety problem.
November 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Insurers pay claims, then price that risk back into premiums. Workers absorb the anger at the register. Public health sits in the background the whole time, because partially thawed food sold or mishandled is how a cyber stunt becomes a food safety problem.
(i still haven't actually read or seen dune, i merely absorb it from the atmosphere)
November 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
(i still haven't actually read or seen dune, i merely absorb it from the atmosphere)
If you need something to 'absorb' negative energy from your boyfriend I suggest ditching the ring and your boyfriend?
October 30, 2026 at 9:01 AM
If you need something to 'absorb' negative energy from your boyfriend I suggest ditching the ring and your boyfriend?
He needed to fully absorb Dewey’s spirit to become his best self.
I'm just gonna admit that I was more wrong about Dennis Gardeck than any other recent Jaguars acquisition, I just thought he was generic unathletic linebacker backup but he's been great pretty much his entire tenure here
top five Jaguars in Week 8 PFF grading
RB Bhayshul Tuten (90.8)
EDGE Josh Hines-Allen (89.7)
EDGE Dennis Gardeck (83.7)
EDGE Travon Walker (82.6)
LT Walker Little (77.6)
RB Bhayshul Tuten (90.8)
EDGE Josh Hines-Allen (89.7)
EDGE Dennis Gardeck (83.7)
EDGE Travon Walker (82.6)
LT Walker Little (77.6)
November 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
He needed to fully absorb Dewey’s spirit to become his best self.
honestly big ups to haley stevens, if she hadn't done this AES' performance would be reflected on the left but now if he somehow loses she gets to absorb all the blame and no moderate dem will ever trust a pro-israel candidate ever again, win-win
November 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
honestly big ups to haley stevens, if she hadn't done this AES' performance would be reflected on the left but now if he somehow loses she gets to absorb all the blame and no moderate dem will ever trust a pro-israel candidate ever again, win-win
It's been nearly a decade since Equifax doxed *148 million* Americans and not only is the company still in business, they've been permitted to buy up and absorb *more* commercial surveillance firms.
November 2, 2026 at 8:32 AM
It's been nearly a decade since Equifax doxed *148 million* Americans and not only is the company still in business, they've been permitted to buy up and absorb *more* commercial surveillance firms.
Trump's kind of love has a price tag.
Resist authoritarianism!
Resist authoritarianism!
I will absorb your very soul - Unicron
ALT: I will absorb your very soul - Unicron
static.klipy.com
November 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Trump's kind of love has a price tag.
Resist authoritarianism!
Resist authoritarianism!
synthanio at absorb
October 31, 2026 at 12:20 AM
synthanio at absorb
i still find it fun to play around with cheap diapers
walmart assurance diapers! they hardly absorb much at all (i’m wearing three maxed-out diapers at once in these pics)
but they’re sooo soft to the touch, so this was a very pleasurable and marshmallowy experience
walmart assurance diapers! they hardly absorb much at all (i’m wearing three maxed-out diapers at once in these pics)
but they’re sooo soft to the touch, so this was a very pleasurable and marshmallowy experience
November 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
i still find it fun to play around with cheap diapers
walmart assurance diapers! they hardly absorb much at all (i’m wearing three maxed-out diapers at once in these pics)
but they’re sooo soft to the touch, so this was a very pleasurable and marshmallowy experience
walmart assurance diapers! they hardly absorb much at all (i’m wearing three maxed-out diapers at once in these pics)
but they’re sooo soft to the touch, so this was a very pleasurable and marshmallowy experience
“.. It’s much easier for the large J.B. Hunt to absorb higher fuel prices than it is for the $2.5 million dollar mom-and-pop trucking company that has five trucks doing local deliveries,”
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
October 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM
“.. It’s much easier for the large J.B. Hunt to absorb higher fuel prices than it is for the $2.5 million dollar mom-and-pop trucking company that has five trucks doing local deliveries,”
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
A narcissist can’t absorb all that cult worship energy on a zoom call. Sad!
🤔
President Trump will no longer go to Kansas this weekend for a planned rally, instead opting for virtual rallies.-NewsNation
President Trump will no longer go to Kansas this weekend for a planned rally, instead opting for virtual rallies.-NewsNation
October 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A narcissist can’t absorb all that cult worship energy on a zoom call. Sad!
Even if everyone around here recognizes it there are plenty who absorb the headlines and don't think further. Which the NYT is fully aware of!
October 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Even if everyone around here recognizes it there are plenty who absorb the headlines and don't think further. Which the NYT is fully aware of!
Read it, absorb it, and use it. This is the way.
People who mock socialist book clubs want to build something without understanding what they are building, how they want to build it, and why we have failed to build it previously (with deadly consequences). They want you to walk yourself and your movement to an early death propelled by ignorance.
October 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Read it, absorb it, and use it. This is the way.
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October 31, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Fill my ass whit your potent cum. Let me absorb it in my body. All testo I can absorb is needed