Welcome to adulthood.
I hired movers for the first time in my life and god what an amazing decision. I am not angry! I haven’t ruined a wall!
November 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Welcome to adulthood.
young girls of no more than 7 years into legal adulthood
"Helen Joyce...said: “Given that we know the vast majority of elective mastectomies relating to gender identity are performed on girls who haven’t reached the crucial age of brain maturity at 25, the sharp rise in the number of these surgeries in recent years is a tragedy."
November 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
young girls of no more than 7 years into legal adulthood
cursed revelation:
isn't adulthood basically an endless cycle of sending and receiving invoices until you die
isn't adulthood basically an endless cycle of sending and receiving invoices until you die
hey uh wanna hear something scary for halloween?
unpaid freelance invoices
unpaid freelance invoices
November 2, 2026 at 8:02 AM
cursed revelation:
isn't adulthood basically an endless cycle of sending and receiving invoices until you die
isn't adulthood basically an endless cycle of sending and receiving invoices until you die
Being a millennial is realizing you were raised for a version of adulthood that doesn’t exist anymore.
November 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Being a millennial is realizing you were raised for a version of adulthood that doesn’t exist anymore.
Recently came across my senior yearbook, adulthood really has a way of knocking that sparkle out of your eyes LOL
October 30, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Recently came across my senior yearbook, adulthood really has a way of knocking that sparkle out of your eyes LOL
It's such a bonkers take and I wonder if it's of a piece with the way we've made a lot of the markers of adulthood completely out of reach to so many young people.
"You're still a child untill you are 25" is an absolutely insane take that people beleive in.
I got engaged at 25. Was an accountant. Had moved cities.
Like, no, 25 year old me was not a child, be serious.
I got engaged at 25. Was an accountant. Had moved cities.
Like, no, 25 year old me was not a child, be serious.
November 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
It's such a bonkers take and I wonder if it's of a piece with the way we've made a lot of the markers of adulthood completely out of reach to so many young people.
since i was a child i always wanted to grow up to have a happy adulthood memory
October 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
since i was a child i always wanted to grow up to have a happy adulthood memory
A nation can only be called civilised when it upholds every child’s right to grow up free from religious indoctrination and to choose their own beliefs, or none, when they reach adulthood.
November 1, 2026 at 10:09 AM
A nation can only be called civilised when it upholds every child’s right to grow up free from religious indoctrination and to choose their own beliefs, or none, when they reach adulthood.
Mortgage rates were historically low when Gen Z reached adulthood
October 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Mortgage rates were historically low when Gen Z reached adulthood
Sports fanatics who switch allegiances in adulthood
October 31, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Sports fanatics who switch allegiances in adulthood
_Everybody_ defines adulthood at different ages for different purposes. The difference is that some people define adulthood in ways that defend & empower young people, & other people define adulthood on ways that emperil & disenfranchise them.
November 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
_Everybody_ defines adulthood at different ages for different purposes. The difference is that some people define adulthood in ways that defend & empower young people, & other people define adulthood on ways that emperil & disenfranchise them.
childhood is being a rouge the bat fan
adulthood is realizing you want to be amy rose
adulthood is realizing you want to be amy rose
October 30, 2026 at 3:38 PM
childhood is being a rouge the bat fan
adulthood is realizing you want to be amy rose
adulthood is realizing you want to be amy rose
so many supposedly grown adults are such abject, profound toddlers when it comes to having to make horrible choices - which is the fundamental cruel burden of adulthood
October 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
so many supposedly grown adults are such abject, profound toddlers when it comes to having to make horrible choices - which is the fundamental cruel burden of adulthood
Adulthood is when you realize Raditz makes more sense
November 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Adulthood is when you realize Raditz makes more sense
RIP John Leeson. A huge part of my childhood. And adulthood.
November 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
RIP John Leeson. A huge part of my childhood. And adulthood.
I love it when teens come to the door; just out enjoying childhood. Adulthood will come soon enough 🤷🏻♂️❤️
October 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I love it when teens come to the door; just out enjoying childhood. Adulthood will come soon enough 🤷🏻♂️❤️
I was Richard growing up, as my dad was Rich.
I my adulthood, I warmed to the name Rich.
Perhaps, I should re-brand myself as Rick as I enter retirement.
I my adulthood, I warmed to the name Rich.
Perhaps, I should re-brand myself as Rick as I enter retirement.
November 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I was Richard growing up, as my dad was Rich.
I my adulthood, I warmed to the name Rich.
Perhaps, I should re-brand myself as Rick as I enter retirement.
I my adulthood, I warmed to the name Rich.
Perhaps, I should re-brand myself as Rick as I enter retirement.
no one's ever said "trick or treat smell my feet" to me and adulthood is all about patching old wounds-
October 31, 2026 at 1:40 AM
no one's ever said "trick or treat smell my feet" to me and adulthood is all about patching old wounds-
None of us emerge into adulthood unscathed, please at least join a choir or something
November 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
None of us emerge into adulthood unscathed, please at least join a choir or something
so I think the central question of adulthood, or at least one of the central questions, is “will you maintain your curiosity?”
A ton of things depend on that
A ton of things depend on that
November 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
so I think the central question of adulthood, or at least one of the central questions, is “will you maintain your curiosity?”
A ton of things depend on that
A ton of things depend on that
Scar Saturday.
Scot cut in adulthood.
Scot cut in adulthood.
October 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Scar Saturday.
Scot cut in adulthood.
Scot cut in adulthood.
also everything else aside it's fairly normal to not find out your intersex until well into adulthood because of that whole "non-consensual medical intervention" thing
I didn't mean PCOS. And I didn't go through a typical puberty – but that was attributed to other causes. So yes, I found out at 26, when I had a pelvic scan for unrelated reasons. And the results were unexpected.
Thanks to this "feminist" organisation though, for accusing me of lying about my body.
Thanks to this "feminist" organisation though, for accusing me of lying about my body.
October 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
also everything else aside it's fairly normal to not find out your intersex until well into adulthood because of that whole "non-consensual medical intervention" thing
I’m just surprised that the majority of the brain dead MAGA actually survived into adulthood. 🤔
November 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I’m just surprised that the majority of the brain dead MAGA actually survived into adulthood. 🤔