tell me I'm not the only one bothered by USDA Secretary Rollins quoting bible verses in official agency communiques? #AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info @altpublicservice.bsky.social #SeperationOfChurchAndState
July 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
tell me I'm not the only one bothered by USDA Secretary Rollins quoting bible verses in official agency communiques? #AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info @altpublicservice.bsky.social #SeperationOfChurchAndState
Literally just to read a prepared script that was emailed to all FSIS staff 5 minutes into the meeting. It could hardly be a bigger F U if they had flipped us the bird as a closing image. #altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info #FSIS
April 23, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Literally just to read a prepared script that was emailed to all FSIS staff 5 minutes into the meeting. It could hardly be a bigger F U if they had flipped us the bird as a closing image. #altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info #FSIS
no discussion, no taking questions, just called an all hands meeting on short borice to slap us with this and immediately shut down the MSTeams meeting before anyone could respond!
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
April 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
no discussion, no taking questions, just called an all hands meeting on short borice to slap us with this and immediately shut down the MSTeams meeting before anyone could respond!
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
~230 FSIS staff supposed to relocate from DC to IA suddenly!?!?
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
April 23, 2026 at 3:40 PM
~230 FSIS staff supposed to relocate from DC to IA suddenly!?!?
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The grifter lack of reading comprehension continues. No AltGov accounts, they're all full of shit.
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The grifter lack of reading comprehension continues. No AltGov accounts, they're all full of shit.
🎯✅ #AltUSDA Approved
Hey @altcdc.altgov.info, @altusda.altgov.info, can you pass this free work along to your folks? Brooke Rollins pyramid is way easier to understand than RFK Jrs. His allows you to eat like 12 whole oats too.
Who else is eating a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing tonight, per USDA Guidelines?
January 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
🎯✅ #AltUSDA Approved
Did you ever want to know how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey? Well, if you did, today is your lucky day!!!
Thread.
Thread.
STORYTIME. So there I was, with a kitten in one hand, and a pickle in the other. #thanksgivingfuckups 🧵
Looks like the Ayes have it!
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Did you ever want to know how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey? Well, if you did, today is your lucky day!!!
Thread.
Thread.
{Careful now. My cousin and I have running pickle jokes.}
BEST PICKLE POTATO CHIPS EVAH = UTZ Fried Dill Pickle (flavored). There are none better.
Yes, that's a #picklechallenge. (Is this okay, AltUSDA, starting a pickle challenge for the #AltFam and the #AltGov? We do need a little levity....)
BEST PICKLE POTATO CHIPS EVAH = UTZ Fried Dill Pickle (flavored). There are none better.
Yes, that's a #picklechallenge. (Is this okay, AltUSDA, starting a pickle challenge for the #AltFam and the #AltGov? We do need a little levity....)
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
{Careful now. My cousin and I have running pickle jokes.}
BEST PICKLE POTATO CHIPS EVAH = UTZ Fried Dill Pickle (flavored). There are none better.
Yes, that's a #picklechallenge. (Is this okay, AltUSDA, starting a pickle challenge for the #AltFam and the #AltGov? We do need a little levity....)
BEST PICKLE POTATO CHIPS EVAH = UTZ Fried Dill Pickle (flavored). There are none better.
Yes, that's a #picklechallenge. (Is this okay, AltUSDA, starting a pickle challenge for the #AltFam and the #AltGov? We do need a little levity....)
I stirred up AltUSDA
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Curious about what happens behind the scenes in the #AltGov worksphere? Here’s a sneak peek of what we don’t do 👀
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I stirred up AltUSDA
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For those cooking a turkey for the first time this Thanksgiving AltUSDA has a great tip on how not to remove the giblets!
STORYTIME. So there I was, with a kitten in one hand, and a pickle in the other. #thanksgivingfuckups 🧵
Looks like the Ayes have it!
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
For those cooking a turkey for the first time this Thanksgiving AltUSDA has a great tip on how not to remove the giblets!
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It's all hands on deck!! We need votes in favor of hearing the story behind how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey!
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It's all hands on deck!! We need votes in favor of hearing the story behind how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey!
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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It's all hands on deck!! We need votes in favor of hearing the story behind how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey!
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Need a vote; 60% majority
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Federal Workers in DC met with Senate offices today to say “No Bad Budget in Our Name.” Our communities need a budget that protects critical public services and healthcare. We’re calling on Congress to hold out against Trump’s illegal power grab. #supportfederalworkers #wetookanoath
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
More than half of registered voters say they are “very” or “somewhat worried” about _________[redacted]. @altusda @ActualEPAFacts
August 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
More than half of registered voters say they are “very” or “somewhat worried” about _________[redacted]. @altusda @ActualEPAFacts
A small town #nokings tank parade - WITH A SEPTIC TANK! You Alaskans are brilliant! #ruralprotest #rural @altusda
June 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A small town #nokings tank parade - WITH A SEPTIC TANK! You Alaskans are brilliant! #ruralprotest #rural @altusda
You are very kind, AltUSDA. 💕
June 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You are very kind, AltUSDA. 💕
All hands needed! The usda run centers are safe for now but they're the minority www.dol.gov/sites/dolgov... #bettertogether #holdtheline #unionstrong #jobtraining #SaveJobCorp #altusda #altusfs #altdol
May 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
All hands needed! The usda run centers are safe for now but they're the minority www.dol.gov/sites/dolgov... #bettertogether #holdtheline #unionstrong #jobtraining #SaveJobCorp #altusda #altusfs #altdol
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Possibilities:
1. Expanding on and adding clauses to the banner that was already there.
2. Diverting your acquiescence to another channel/data collection server.
3. Activating some hidden software or app previously not in place.
4. Information goes to the Doggies. Check w/AltUSDA.
1. Expanding on and adding clauses to the banner that was already there.
2. Diverting your acquiescence to another channel/data collection server.
3. Activating some hidden software or app previously not in place.
4. Information goes to the Doggies. Check w/AltUSDA.
April 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Possibilities:
1. Expanding on and adding clauses to the banner that was already there.
2. Diverting your acquiescence to another channel/data collection server.
3. Activating some hidden software or app previously not in place.
4. Information goes to the Doggies. Check w/AltUSDA.
1. Expanding on and adding clauses to the banner that was already there.
2. Diverting your acquiescence to another channel/data collection server.
3. Activating some hidden software or app previously not in place.
4. Information goes to the Doggies. Check w/AltUSDA.
Meetings throughout USDA today to scare as many as possible into taking DRP. With no information or knowledge about any other options or how anything is going to happen. Every question about anything but DRP answered with "I don't know"
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Meetings throughout USDA today to scare as many as possible into taking DRP. With no information or knowledge about any other options or how anything is going to happen. Every question about anything but DRP answered with "I don't know"
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
Lol, the administration is TERRIFIED of the altGov movement & the public learning what they're doing. Some feds now have a warning banner telling them it's 'Unauthorized use' to take pics of govt screens with personal device, or fwd from .gov email to personal email #altgov #altUSDA #altDOI
March 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
