Four words: Andreessen, Andreessen, Andreessen, and Andreessen.
February 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Four words: Andreessen, Andreessen, Andreessen, and Andreessen.
Christ EVERYBODY wants to work for Andreessen Horowitz these days
February 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Christ EVERYBODY wants to work for Andreessen Horowitz these days
Shorter Andreessen
March 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shorter Andreessen
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ
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September 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ
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Marc Andreessen promoting ChatGPT
May 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Marc Andreessen promoting ChatGPT
omg
*ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ PROBED BY US DOJ ON BOARD CONFLICTS
*DOJ PROBE OF ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ GOING A YEAR, PEOPLE SAY
*ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ PROBED BY US DOJ ON BOARD CONFLICTS
*DOJ PROBE OF ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ GOING A YEAR, PEOPLE SAY
August 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
omg
*ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ PROBED BY US DOJ ON BOARD CONFLICTS
*DOJ PROBE OF ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ GOING A YEAR, PEOPLE SAY
*ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ PROBED BY US DOJ ON BOARD CONFLICTS
*DOJ PROBE OF ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ GOING A YEAR, PEOPLE SAY
in fairness to andreessen he has had to overcome this country’s very real discrimination against coneheads
Only in America could a white man with a current net worth of $2 billion see himself as part of a victimized group. 🤦♂️
July 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
in fairness to andreessen he has had to overcome this country’s very real discrimination against coneheads
again, i think the real news story here is that one of the president's close allies appears to suffer from paranoid delusions gizmodo.com/marc-andrees...
Marc Andreessen Seems to Think Hillary Clinton Was Actually President
The New York Times made a sneaky edit to its own transcript to make Andreessen sound more coherent.
gizmodo.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
again, i think the real news story here is that one of the president's close allies appears to suffer from paranoid delusions gizmodo.com/marc-andrees...
marc andreessen wouldn’t last a day in one of my group chats with a head shaped like that
April 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
marc andreessen wouldn’t last a day in one of my group chats with a head shaped like that
Yeah man, I bet
March 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yeah man, I bet
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Andreessen, Andreessen, Andreessen. (He’s very close with Peter Thiel.) 1/
June 30, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Andreessen, Andreessen, Andreessen. (He’s very close with Peter Thiel.) 1/
It's like if Marc Andreessen and Alex Jones were made to kiss violently
This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's like if Marc Andreessen and Alex Jones were made to kiss violently
also, the idea that marc andreessen had to put up with meaningful bigotry is truly brain breaking. the year andreessen made his first fortune, Amadou Diallo was killed in cold blood by the NYPD for looking like the wrong black guy
July 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
also, the idea that marc andreessen had to put up with meaningful bigotry is truly brain breaking. the year andreessen made his first fortune, Amadou Diallo was killed in cold blood by the NYPD for looking like the wrong black guy
Funny, this is how I view Andreessen-Horowitz and their peers
July 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Funny, this is how I view Andreessen-Horowitz and their peers
A Thiel-Altman-&-Andreessen backed “network state” called Praxis is planning a tech colony in Uruguay & has a nonbinding deal w/ a development led by a former advisor to Javier Milei. Located a short ferry ride from Argentina, the move aligns w/ the “Tech Bros”’ increasing interest in the region. 1/
September 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
A Thiel-Altman-&-Andreessen backed “network state” called Praxis is planning a tech colony in Uruguay & has a nonbinding deal w/ a development led by a former advisor to Javier Milei. Located a short ferry ride from Argentina, the move aligns w/ the “Tech Bros”’ increasing interest in the region. 1/
Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.
March 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.
“We are living under FDR’s personal monarchy.”
-Marc Andreessen, quoting Curtis Yarvin, yesterday
-Marc Andreessen, quoting Curtis Yarvin, yesterday
December 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
“We are living under FDR’s personal monarchy.”
-Marc Andreessen, quoting Curtis Yarvin, yesterday
-Marc Andreessen, quoting Curtis Yarvin, yesterday
actually pretty chuffed that marc andreessen has come out against thought
March 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
actually pretty chuffed that marc andreessen has come out against thought
This is the funniest possible Marc Andreessen anecdote.
AGI is coming for all of us. It will write symphonies, direct movies, and author the best novels.
The only thing it won’t be able to do is VC investing, which must be reserved as a task only for the most-special people
The only thing it won’t be able to do is VC investing, which must be reserved as a task only for the most-special people
April 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is the funniest possible Marc Andreessen anecdote.
"US Tiktok users would be asked to shift to new app" controlled by Trump friends Oracle and Andreessen Horowitz. Good fuckin' luck with that.
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ
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September 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"US Tiktok users would be asked to shift to new app" controlled by Trump friends Oracle and Andreessen Horowitz. Good fuckin' luck with that.
“The biggest donor in the midterm elections is…Andreessen Horowitz [aka a16z],” the VC firm founded by Marc Andreessen, a close ally of Peter Thiel. JD Vance, & Trump. Gift Link: 5/13/26 … 1/
Andreessen Horowitz Is Spending on Politics Like No Other
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
“The biggest donor in the midterm elections is…Andreessen Horowitz [aka a16z],” the VC firm founded by Marc Andreessen, a close ally of Peter Thiel. JD Vance, & Trump. Gift Link: 5/13/26 … 1/
As predicted: “Oracle [founded by Trump ally Larry Ellison], Andreessen Horowitz [founded by Trump/Thiel ally Marc Andreessen] consortium will control 80% of TikTok…” 9/16/25
Ellison & Andreessen also funded Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover, so this is kind of like capturing Boardwalk & Park Place. 1/
Ellison & Andreessen also funded Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover, so this is kind of like capturing Boardwalk & Park Place. 1/
Oracle, Andreessen Horowitz consortium will control 80% of TikTok in U.S.: Report
Current users of the app will be asked to shift to a new app, which TikTok has built and is testing.
www.fastcompany.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
As predicted: “Oracle [founded by Trump ally Larry Ellison], Andreessen Horowitz [founded by Trump/Thiel ally Marc Andreessen] consortium will control 80% of TikTok…” 9/16/25
Ellison & Andreessen also funded Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover, so this is kind of like capturing Boardwalk & Park Place. 1/
Ellison & Andreessen also funded Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover, so this is kind of like capturing Boardwalk & Park Place. 1/
This honestly explains a lot.
March 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This honestly explains a lot.
Getting my associate’s degree in regulatory arbitrage from Horowitz Andreessen Academy
a16z invests $35M in Horowitz Andreessen Academy, an independent, unaccredited two-year alternative to college; Anthropic, Meta, and others will provide compute (Katherine Bindley/Wall Street Journal)
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September 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Getting my associate’s degree in regulatory arbitrage from Horowitz Andreessen Academy
the median Andrew Tate fanboi is not your friends's 14 year old football obsessive son, it is marc andreessen
May 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the median Andrew Tate fanboi is not your friends's 14 year old football obsessive son, it is marc andreessen