#argle
With great power comes legal immunity from criminal prosecution argle bargle...
November 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
@vergiliaux.art "ARGLE BARGLE, Potter?"
November 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I can’t argue with that haha 🤣 love argle bargle!!
November 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I CAN BE YOUR ARGLE, OR I CAN BE YOUR BARGLE
November 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
argle, bargle even
Also if they break us apart, I fear Palestinians in need will have nowhere else to go but also nobody to reach out to. Again, what do I know? I'm just a nobody in White man's society.
November 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
He's such a shirker. "Argle bargle DATA..."
November 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
From each according to their argle, to each according to their Bargle.

-Sky Marxini
If anyone wants to help with groceries since Mom understandably doesn't want to rely on credit (gas prices now $6.20ish).

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November 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
argle me bargles
November 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Timeline cleanse!
October 27, 2026 at 10:38 PM
November 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Yeah. Argle Bargle.
October 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Oh people.

Halloween etc.

ARGLE TIME! TIME HAS BEEN CHANGED! THE UNIVERSE IS OFF KILTER!
November 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Citizens United sealed the deal for me.

Scalia had always been a fascist. But Roberts, Alito and Thomas especially revealed themselves to be red pilled hacks, willing to stretch logic and reason as needed to justify judicial “argle bargle” and execute maga policy.
November 2, 2026 at 11:25 AM
A quick refresher on the day's work: First, Hawks Corner, where we call bullshit on the stats the Hawks just make up to lie to everyone.

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Hawks Corner: Tell Your Statistics To Shut Up
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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November 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Hawks corner this morning, as we declare war on the fake numbers the Hawks produce that only they can see that tell them they're doing a great job.

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Hawks Corner: Tell Your Statistics To Shut Up
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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November 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
You have to say, the NHL has been anything but boring this season. But this one likely ends up boring.

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Kucherov, I'll Only Call You After If You Say I Can
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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November 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
All this for as little as $3/month at The Sam Fels But Who's Buying Newsletter! Get on in here, the paella is fresh!

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Sam Fels But Who's Buying
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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November 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
q: are you a little bitch?
a: argle bargle
October 30, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Next, wrapping up the first day of Champions League MD4, where it looks like we're just going to end up where we've been the past two seasons.

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Some Amount Of Things From Champions League MD4 Tuesday: Should We Even Bother?
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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November 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I love that Jeffries and Schumer are all "now is not the time for recriminations argle blargle affordability" and the Democratic winners are all "Imma stab some nazi subhuman degenerates, who's with me"
November 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
My prediction is that Schumer might seriously be out, but Jeffries can say all the bipartisan argle-bargle he wants as long as he doesn't, like, kneecap House Oversight Committees or something silly like that
Bravo Senator Hamilton. There will be no Schumer coronation. The people won this election. The people demand a public process. The vote isn't til December. Let Schumer make his case. See if he can convince all of us.
November 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
ARGLE BARGLE ARGLE BARGLE!!!
October 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
brains and sensory stuff is so amazingly variable across people!

Argle :re over-ear muffs. I'm glad you're able to tolerate at least somewhat the in-ear flares. And thanks for the brand identification, I looked them up.
October 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM