one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming
Once again: AI is the reverse printing press that makes asynchronous communication impossible
New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles.
This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused
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July 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Once again: AI is the reverse printing press that makes asynchronous communication impossible
mfw I made asynchronous runtime in C
January 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
mfw I made asynchronous runtime in C
October 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
woof ≈80% of assignments this summer term have essentially been just raw chatgpt/claude output, including assignments that required designing stuff in illustrator/affinity/canva. The battle is lost for asynchronous online courses.
July 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
woof ≈80% of assignments this summer term have essentially been just raw chatgpt/claude output, including assignments that required designing stuff in illustrator/affinity/canva. The battle is lost for asynchronous online courses.
vibro asynchronous torturer
2020
2020
January 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
vibro asynchronous torturer
2020
2020
It’s such a bummer. Online/asynchronous/virtual teaching can be incredibly valuable and with a little extra structure can be an amazing and scalable resource but now AI has rendered the whole enterprise impossible.
July 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
It’s such a bummer. Online/asynchronous/virtual teaching can be incredibly valuable and with a little extra structure can be an amazing and scalable resource but now AI has rendered the whole enterprise impossible.
The thing I want most from social media is to be entertained and chat in an asynchronous non-pressured way with interesting people whenever I fucking feel like it. Bluesky does this. /2
June 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The thing I want most from social media is to be entertained and chat in an asynchronous non-pressured way with interesting people whenever I fucking feel like it. Bluesky does this. /2
None of these anti-AI assessment strategies y’all are promoting are at all reasonable for adjuncts or folks who teach asynchronous online classes or who have large large classes. Imagine adjuncting an asynchronous online class of 50 students and doing oral exams.
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
None of these anti-AI assessment strategies y’all are promoting are at all reasonable for adjuncts or folks who teach asynchronous online classes or who have large large classes. Imagine adjuncting an asynchronous online class of 50 students and doing oral exams.
On the verge of declaring defeat with chatgpt in my asynchronous online dataviz class. Something changed this semester compared to past ones and SO MANY assignments are essentially 100% LLM output.
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
On the verge of declaring defeat with chatgpt in my asynchronous online dataviz class. Something changed this semester compared to past ones and SO MANY assignments are essentially 100% LLM output.
Asynchronous communication is where it's at.
November 30, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Asynchronous communication is where it's at.
Shout-out to asynchronous communication
April 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shout-out to asynchronous communication
I like my conversations asynchronous
June 5, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I like my conversations asynchronous
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Thunderfort Core Rulebook (Public Playtest ed.) by Thunderfort
An Asynchronous Fantasy TTRPG
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December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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For a lot of us, losing Twitter isn’t really about losing ties to the company itself. It’s losing 10+ years of real, asynchronous communities, professional development, the ability to get gigs and clients, the ability to promo/share your art on an extremely broad scale. The loss of that has impact.
July 24, 2023 at 2:51 PM
For a lot of us, losing Twitter isn’t really about losing ties to the company itself. It’s losing 10+ years of real, asynchronous communities, professional development, the ability to get gigs and clients, the ability to promo/share your art on an extremely broad scale. The loss of that has impact.
Email, text, and even chat apps are SUPPOSED TO BE asynchronous. No one should expect an instantaneous response!
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Email, text, and even chat apps are SUPPOSED TO BE asynchronous. No one should expect an instantaneous response!
and since it's asynchronous... no one can see my pathetic failures but me.. it's solitaire.. I'm playing cards with myself..
September 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
and since it's asynchronous... no one can see my pathetic failures but me.. it's solitaire.. I'm playing cards with myself..
when your class is online asynchronous but canvas is down because of AWS crashing. 🙃
i don't know, y'all, seems to me like letting three companies run everything is a bad idea.
i don't know, y'all, seems to me like letting three companies run everything is a bad idea.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
when your class is online asynchronous but canvas is down because of AWS crashing. 🙃
i don't know, y'all, seems to me like letting three companies run everything is a bad idea.
i don't know, y'all, seems to me like letting three companies run everything is a bad idea.
JS promise integration for WebAssembly landed in Firefox 153, making it easier to work with asynchronous calls from Wasm. Here's how it works:
August 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
JS promise integration for WebAssembly landed in Firefox 153, making it easier to work with asynchronous calls from Wasm. Here's how it works:
Normalise asynchronous communication. There’s no need to send people messages on 4 different platforms because they didn’t reply to your email within 30 minutes.
September 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Normalise asynchronous communication. There’s no need to send people messages on 4 different platforms because they didn’t reply to your email within 30 minutes.
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Telling normies about asynchronous multiplayer ladder-building and pissing, instantly banished from the social group.
September 22, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Telling normies about asynchronous multiplayer ladder-building and pissing, instantly banished from the social group.
asynchronous class action
February 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
asynchronous class action
I kinda think this has become the better “second screen” sports posting network. X is so asynchronous that there’s no experience of shared now-ness anymore.
I think this is a new record of sports posting on here, a good sign all around
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I kinda think this has become the better “second screen” sports posting network. X is so asynchronous that there’s no experience of shared now-ness anymore.
me and my Deathknight got into it asynchronous style at Bladefest today
May 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
me and my Deathknight got into it asynchronous style at Bladefest today