Michelle Obama will not be attending the inauguration.
January 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Michelle Obama will not be attending the inauguration.
Same with women at hotels attending conferences?
“Hegseth has blamed sexual assault in the military on ‘equality,’ claiming that the issue was ‘exacerbated’ by letting women enlist in the first place.”
December 5, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Same with women at hotels attending conferences?
No Kings is worth attending for the entertaining signs.
March 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
No Kings is worth attending for the entertaining signs.
If you are attending one, please post the details below.
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you are attending one, please post the details below.
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
May 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
June 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor
Trump threatens to jail the journalist who first reported that a U.S. airman was missing if the journo doesn't hand over source information to the government.
April 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor
Luigi Mangione attending court today in New York.
February 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Luigi Mangione attending court today in New York.
Weirdly, I can’t find Kid Rock’s complaint about Trump not attending Biden’s.
January 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Weirdly, I can’t find Kid Rock’s complaint about Trump not attending Biden’s.
I will not be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration either. Busy. So, busy.
January 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I will not be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration either. Busy. So, busy.
Who the fuck “looks forward” to attending a funeral?
April 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Who the fuck “looks forward” to attending a funeral?
Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral https://theonion.com/trump-on-fence-about-attending-ayatollahs-funeral/
March 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral https://theonion.com/trump-on-fence-about-attending-ayatollahs-funeral/
Are you attending Frieren sensei's class? 🤍
February 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Are you attending Frieren sensei's class? 🤍
The real heroes in this fight so far have been the men and women attending those Town Hall meetings!🔥
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The real heroes in this fight so far have been the men and women attending those Town Hall meetings!🔥
Donold said “paid troublemakers” are attending Republican town halls. He provided zero proof.
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Donold said “paid troublemakers” are attending Republican town halls. He provided zero proof.
I guess we are just paying these people to fly around making workout videos and attending sporting events.
February 27, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I guess we are just paying these people to fly around making workout videos and attending sporting events.
So we have partisan political police in the middle of a work day attending a political rally in uniform. Looks like Nuremberg in 1936.
August 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
So we have partisan political police in the middle of a work day attending a political rally in uniform. Looks like Nuremberg in 1936.
Whoa! NYC mayoral candidate and current city Comptroller Brad Lander seemingly arrested at the NYC immigration court while attending to escort someone attending their hearing.
Lander just got detained by federal agents as he tried to escort a man out of the courtroom. Lander was taken in an elevator with masked agents, along with one member of his NYPD security detail.
June 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Whoa! NYC mayoral candidate and current city Comptroller Brad Lander seemingly arrested at the NYC immigration court while attending to escort someone attending their hearing.
I hope every journalist attending that dinner is embarrassed. Because they should be.
July 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I hope every journalist attending that dinner is embarrassed. Because they should be.
The president posted 25 times today instead of attending his son's wedding celebration
May 24, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The president posted 25 times today instead of attending his son's wedding celebration
Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
Annoyed attending confronts the other attending! #radioapple #appleradio The Pitt!AU
April 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Annoyed attending confronts the other attending! #radioapple #appleradio The Pitt!AU