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TheSwingNation

@theswingnation.bsky.social

Follow me for more bad date stories… #baddatestories #baddatestory #baddate #baddates

October 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM

Grand Moff Mike

@logos728.bsky.social

What’s going on here? Find out at noon with Fantoy Comics at Fanboynation.com #tacos #baddates #HarryPotter #LunaLovegood #toyphotography #webcomics @elysemyers.bsky.social

February 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM

Souls

@adventureswsouls.bsky.social

Can't enjoy your date with Agnes around 🤕😣😭👛
#thesims4 #agnescrumplebottom #baddates

March 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM

Aaron Neuwirth

@aaronsps4.bsky.social

Good times recording our first 2025 @outnowpodcast.bsky.social commentary with @brandon4kuhd.bsky.social, Yancy Berns, and @mhofmeyer.bsky.social. Coming Soon! #BadDates

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January 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM

The Neighbourhood Rewatch

@theneighbourhoodrw.bsky.social

Out now wherever you get your podcasts
OR watch the video version on our #patreon page

Liam Maguire AKA Rhett Norman drops in at the Neighbourhood Rewatch's open house

#Rhett
#Neighbours
#character
#dynamics
#realestate
#relationships
#audience
#perception
#baddates
#acting
#boylesque

February 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM

RobKong

@robkong.bsky.social

Let me introduce you to a little known cult film from the far off year of 1981.

#filmsky
#BadDates
#WaterTankFX
#hashtag

A ★★★★★ review of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Let me count the ways: • Indy’s silhouette! • Booby traps in an ancient tomb in the jungle! • Narrow escape from the boulder! • “If only you spoke Hovitos.” • That rousing Raiders March! • Shit, John ...

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October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM

AJ Butterwick

@btrwkart.bsky.social

Right?

I mean the hashtag is BadDates, and yeah, there are parts of Sinister, Dark Phoenix, and Kingpin that would mean No Second Date.

But the conversations?

October 30, 2023 at 4:53 AM

The Skeptic's Book of Lists

@theskepticsbook.bsky.social

But It made me wonder. Are kids today using AI to chat with girls? Is it a kind of silicon Cyrano? #AI #Cyrano #baddates

February 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM

The Tower Theatre, Folkestone (FHODS)

@towertheatrefolkestone.co.uk

“It's not like I have a shoe fetish. I mean, OK, it looks like I have a shoe fetish. OK, so I DO have a shoe fetish.”

#BadDates opens Thursday 3rd April here at #TheTowerTheatre in #Folkestone.

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Bad Dates opens 3rd April at The Tower Theatre, Folkestone

March 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM

Easily Distracted Media

@easilydistracmedia.bsky.social

I promise I'm not procrastinating writing Knot Simply Friends, but I did make some fun colourful quotes for the first chapter of the book!
You can #PreOrder it here: www.easilydistractedmedia.com/vault/knot-s...
#BookSky #RomanceReads #Omegaverse #Sapphic #PolyRomance #BadDates #FriendsToLovers

Colourful screenshot of Knot Simply Friends: “His mum was sitting at the table behind us!” I nearly stumble over the doorstep to our apartment as I turn around to Britt, still trying to make sense of the evening we just had. “His mum! He’s forty-two! And his mum… What?!” What was supposed to be a fun low-key date; dinner and a movie, was cut very short when the Alpha opposite us revealed that his mum had been sitting at the table behind us the whole time, listening to our conversation, and was going to join us for dessert. He seemed genuinely confused that we didn’t like his ‘surprise’. Britt and I have been on some weird dates since joining the Heat Seekers app a couple of weeks ago, nothing dangerous, just odd, but this one takes the top spot for weirdest one so far.

Colourful screenshot from Knot Simply Friends: I kiss her shoulder, nibbling her neck. “Incorrigible.” She nudges me so I look at her and gives me a slow kiss. “What are you saying? Did you say you were encouraging me?” I lean over her more, making her slide down on the couch so she’s sprawled out under me, awkwardly holding her bottle so it doesn’t spill. “You always only hear what you want to hear.” She grins as I slide one of my hands under her shirt, touching the soft skin of her belly. She feels so fucking good, I can never get enough of touching her. “Well, that’s your fault for using difficult words. You can’t expect a poor Omega like me to understand hard words.”

Colourful screenshot from Knot Simply Friends: Then I dive back under her shirt and let some of the cold liquid trickle into her bellybutton. She lets out another squeak as I dip my tongue into her bellybutton and suck all the liquid back out. “Incorrigible. Hopeless. Unruly. Beyond correction.” She can barely get the last words out, she’s laughing too hard. I blow a raspberry on her belly. “Well, you could have said *that*. You know I’m hopeless. Always have been.” Hopelessly in love with her. For nearly thirty years. Even though I’ve never said the words. I almost said them, once. Two days before I presented as an Omega and had my first heat.

June 30, 2026 at 10:53 AM

American Twang

@americantwang.bsky.social

New Album Now Streaming 🎸
#music #apples #baddates

July 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM

To err is human, to forgive is optional 🇵🇸 🖖‧🌈

@calvinandhobbes69.bsky.social

If you ever home with someone and they show you the bedroom and tell you 'this is where the magic happens' ask them if Paul Daniels is hiding under the bed. #Magic #baddates #onenightstand #gay

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March 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM

Kerryn Simmons | Mindset Coach

@kerrynsimmons.bsky.social

Women don’t laugh or smile at the not funny jokes, his reaction will reveal a lot and save you a bunch of irreplaceable time.

#baddates

February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

@wangchungtonight.bsky.social

Haha FB memories delivering the gold.

This was one of the worst dates I've ever been on.

#BadDates

May 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM

ode. ➡️TheGameBuilders⬅️

@odedot.bsky.social

What a frakking amazing episode of #BadDates #Podcast!!!

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November 27, 2023 at 9:17 AM

silveriodide.bsky.social

@silveriodide.bsky.social

Watching NZL-EGY and I'm sorry but I hear the name Mo Salah and all I think about is this guy. #baddates

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June 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM

derangedplatypus.bsky.social

@derangedplatypus.bsky.social

Seeing Bernie Sanders at the inauguration reminds me of the time I went on a date with a guy who worked for Raytheon. #baddates #warcrimes

January 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM

The Tower Theatre, Folkestone (FHODS)

@towertheatrefolkestone.co.uk

STARTING NEXT WEEK...

#BadDates by Theresa Rebeck

A single mother and restaurant manager navigates disastrous dates and an unexpected criminal twist in this sharp comedy.

🎭 A #FHODS Small Stage Production
📍 #TheTowerTheatre #Folkestone
🗓️ 3-5 April, 7.30pm
🎟️ www.towertheatrefolkestone.co.uk