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Texas Bans Consensual Sex
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Texas Bans Consensual Sex
June 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
May 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women The Onion
December 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Idaho Bans Truck Nuts
April 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Congress Bans Roofs
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Congress Bans Roofs
December 20, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
February 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College -The Onion
November 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
piperformissouri.bsky.social
Abortion bans are a violation of the separation of church and state.

So are book bans. So are anti-LGBT laws. So are school vouchers.

Notice a pattern?
May 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
wcooperbooks.bsky.social
Ban book bans!!
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
internethippo.bsky.social
I'll vote for anybody who bans these things
October 1, 2023 at 10:11 PM
thebossross.bsky.social
I thought you should know that in 2024 New Jersey, Minnesota, Illinois, California, and Maryland have all enacted legislation that bans book bans & censorship in both, school and public libraries, and protects librarians.
December 27, 2024 at 7:41 AM
esqueer.net
I will not comply with bathroom bans.
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
mikeelk.bsky.social
Lula bans online betting in Brasil
September 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
merryweatherey.bsky.social
Twitch-Chan Bans Hips
November 27, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships https://theonion.com/department-of-interior-bans-unlikely-animal-friendships/
Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
reportbywilson.bsky.social
Most Texas school board candidates who support book bans lost their elections
Most Texas school board candidates who support book bans lost their elections
A majority of pro-book ban school board candidates lost in Texas, but education advocates are worried about other election results.
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November 13, 2024 at 5:14 PM
tristansnell.bsky.social
Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
December 30, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Craft subreddit bans Harry Potter projects: aftermath.site/craft-subreddi...
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
warren.senate.gov
Abortion bans are killing women.
Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
September 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors
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Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors “The government has no business denying people medicine. That’s the healthcare companies’ job.” -Hugh Machis, Acquisitions Novice
December 30, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
May 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
maddow.bsky.social
after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:

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Infant mortality rises in states with abortion bans, study finds
Increases in infant mortality have been found in U.S. states that enacted abortion bans or severe restrictions after the Supreme Court overturned the landmark ruling that guaranteed a right to the procedure, U.S. researchers said on Thursday.
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February 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
jctheresistance.demcast.com
Republicans in states with extreme abortion bans are now trying to cover up the DEATHS of women that died because of their extreme abortion bans.
November 22, 2024 at 9:45 PM
thegodshow.com
Ontario, Canada cancels Elon Musk’s Starlink contract and bans all U.S. companies from government contracts. 🇨🇦
March 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM