It was a good basement, as basements go.
May 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It was a good basement, as basements go.
Wait, this is a thing. Especially church basements.
Every church I went to as a little kid smelled Like Church. It was a smell I only encountered at church. People will be like "that's wood" but I've been in places with a lot of wood and it's similar but distinct. It's the church smell.
November 28, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Wait, this is a thing. Especially church basements.
basements you can fuck to
June 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
basements you can fuck to
New York City subways are safe. NYC is an amazing city. MAGA types are just hiding in their basements, terrified of their own shadows.
March 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
New York City subways are safe. NYC is an amazing city. MAGA types are just hiding in their basements, terrified of their own shadows.
It’s basements all the way down
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s basements all the way down
Paralives: there’s no basements
Also Paralives:
Also Paralives:
May 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Paralives: there’s no basements
Also Paralives:
Also Paralives:
people have basements?
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 AM
people have basements?
Not a peep about brown people being held without trials in basements, though.
October 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Not a peep about brown people being held without trials in basements, though.
A decade ago, I endeavored to find out how many dudes were actually living in their parents’ basements. Among other things, I learned that only about a third of homes actually have basements.
www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp...
www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp...
July 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A decade ago, I endeavored to find out how many dudes were actually living in their parents’ basements. Among other things, I learned that only about a third of homes actually have basements.
www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp...
www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp...
Patriot Front came out of their moms’ basements, dusted off the Old Navy khakis, put on the white masks so they don’t get fired from their day jobs, and headed to Washington for America’s 250th birthday celebration.
Four hundred self-described patriots, not one ounce of bravery.
Four hundred self-described patriots, not one ounce of bravery.
July 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Patriot Front came out of their moms’ basements, dusted off the Old Navy khakis, put on the white masks so they don’t get fired from their day jobs, and headed to Washington for America’s 250th birthday celebration.
Four hundred self-described patriots, not one ounce of bravery.
Four hundred self-described patriots, not one ounce of bravery.
Fiber optic drones of the Birds of Magyar unit explore basements and buildings from the inside to find Russian infantry.
April 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Fiber optic drones of the Birds of Magyar unit explore basements and buildings from the inside to find Russian infantry.
Okay so clearly I need to take more pictures in scary basements with barely any lighting
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Okay so clearly I need to take more pictures in scary basements with barely any lighting
👶 "Building basements where they didn't exist" 🤪
July 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
👶 "Building basements where they didn't exist" 🤪
If people who spend all their time accomplishing nothing in Congress are entitled to free healthcare, then younger people who spend all their time accomplishing nothing in their parents' basements are entitled to free healthcare too.
July 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If people who spend all their time accomplishing nothing in Congress are entitled to free healthcare, then younger people who spend all their time accomplishing nothing in their parents' basements are entitled to free healthcare too.
I hope my book about basements turns into a best cellar.
May 5, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I hope my book about basements turns into a best cellar.
“Do not acccept criticism from someone you would never ask for advice” I chant over and over while college era Nicholas screams for blood from the sub basements of my brain
September 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
“Do not acccept criticism from someone you would never ask for advice” I chant over and over while college era Nicholas screams for blood from the sub basements of my brain
lot of organizing of ICE watchers happening in church basements, friends. and those basements are where much of the work of the bedrock of a progressive political coalition happens.
February 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
lot of organizing of ICE watchers happening in church basements, friends. and those basements are where much of the work of the bedrock of a progressive political coalition happens.
Families with small children are hiding in basements and metro stations. Russia is trying to get them even there
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Families with small children are hiding in basements and metro stations. Russia is trying to get them even there
It's almost like the "they've cancelled Easter" mob don't actually go into shops and just sit in their basements instead
March 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
It's almost like the "they've cancelled Easter" mob don't actually go into shops and just sit in their basements instead
My other hobby is searching listings in my Chicago neighborhood for old party basements.
November 14, 2024 at 12:08 AM
My other hobby is searching listings in my Chicago neighborhood for old party basements.
They're busy digging bunkers and stocking their basements
September 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM
They're busy digging bunkers and stocking their basements
Residents are hiding in basements and surviving only thanks to the "bravery" of volunteers like Montyan.
But for some reason she does not mention who is actually responsible for forcing civilians to hide in basements in the first place.
But for some reason she does not mention who is actually responsible for forcing civilians to hide in basements in the first place.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Residents are hiding in basements and surviving only thanks to the "bravery" of volunteers like Montyan.
But for some reason she does not mention who is actually responsible for forcing civilians to hide in basements in the first place.
But for some reason she does not mention who is actually responsible for forcing civilians to hide in basements in the first place.