This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Belichick Magnet
Belichick Magnet
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July 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Belichick Magnet
(Bill Belichick voice) We’re onto the semis
April 18, 2026 at 4:17 PM
(Bill Belichick voice) We’re onto the semis
Bill Belichick celebrating the tying goal
June 17, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Bill Belichick celebrating the tying goal
Bill Belichick dealing with NIL.
Bill Belichick at Media Days.
Bill Belichick dealing with 6-7 reporters in a cramped auxiliary after a rainy-soaked game at Virginia.
It’s all gonna be so glorious.
I give it two years.
Bill Belichick at Media Days.
Bill Belichick dealing with 6-7 reporters in a cramped auxiliary after a rainy-soaked game at Virginia.
It’s all gonna be so glorious.
I give it two years.
December 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Bill Belichick dealing with NIL.
Bill Belichick at Media Days.
Bill Belichick dealing with 6-7 reporters in a cramped auxiliary after a rainy-soaked game at Virginia.
It’s all gonna be so glorious.
I give it two years.
Bill Belichick at Media Days.
Bill Belichick dealing with 6-7 reporters in a cramped auxiliary after a rainy-soaked game at Virginia.
It’s all gonna be so glorious.
I give it two years.
Worse coaching tree than Belichick
March 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Worse coaching tree than Belichick
The Mina Kimes Show featuring Lenny and Bill Belichick
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Mina Kimes Show featuring Lenny and Bill Belichick
Searched 2016 on my phone and the first thing that came up was an etch a sketch I did, for some reason, of Bill Belichick
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Searched 2016 on my phone and the first thing that came up was an etch a sketch I did, for some reason, of Bill Belichick
Finally a Bill less popular than Belichick. Folks
June 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Finally a Bill less popular than Belichick. Folks
Opinion | The DOGE staffers are not too young to run the government.
by Bill Belichick
by Bill Belichick
May 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Opinion | The DOGE staffers are not too young to run the government.
by Bill Belichick
by Bill Belichick
Belichick vs. Chad Morris
September 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Belichick vs. Chad Morris
Five games in and every coach will be a disgraced nephew. We will have Zeppo Belichick, Gort Belichick, Zamboni Belichick
September 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Five games in and every coach will be a disgraced nephew. We will have Zeppo Belichick, Gort Belichick, Zamboni Belichick
Firing Belichick to hire a guy who worked for Belichick, only to fire THAT guy to hire… a guy who worked for Bill Belichick
January 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Firing Belichick to hire a guy who worked for Belichick, only to fire THAT guy to hire… a guy who worked for Bill Belichick
Telling my kids this is Trump and Natalie Harp
August 28, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Telling my kids this is Trump and Natalie Harp
Today in extremely random videos I forgot existed….the time I etch a sketched Bill Belichick on camera.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Today in extremely random videos I forgot existed….the time I etch a sketched Bill Belichick on camera.
was that other person bill belichick
LFG
May 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
was that other person bill belichick
Belichick had zero interest in an extended conversation with Dabo
September 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Belichick had zero interest in an extended conversation with Dabo
Just a reminder that Patriots Coach Bill Belichick rejected Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom after January 6th.
January 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just a reminder that Patriots Coach Bill Belichick rejected Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom after January 6th.
Bill Belichick in 365 days this will be YOU 🫵
January 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Bill Belichick in 365 days this will be YOU 🫵
Bob Kraft: ‘We’re Already Searching Through Insane Asylums For A Possible Belichick Replacement’
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December 31, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Bob Kraft: ‘We’re Already Searching Through Insane Asylums For A Possible Belichick Replacement’
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I just need y’all to know that the Savannah Bananas brought Bill Belichick out on the field during the game tonight and he got booed not once, but twice LMAOOOO
April 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I just need y’all to know that the Savannah Bananas brought Bill Belichick out on the field during the game tonight and he got booed not once, but twice LMAOOOO
BELICHICK: Now, does anyone have any questions,
[EVERY REPORTER RAISES HAND]
BELICHICK: keeping in mind I’ve already explained my very normal relationship with my girlfriend
[EVERY REPORTER LOWERS HAND]
[EVERY REPORTER RAISES HAND]
BELICHICK: keeping in mind I’ve already explained my very normal relationship with my girlfriend
[EVERY REPORTER LOWERS HAND]
May 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
BELICHICK: Now, does anyone have any questions,
[EVERY REPORTER RAISES HAND]
BELICHICK: keeping in mind I’ve already explained my very normal relationship with my girlfriend
[EVERY REPORTER LOWERS HAND]
[EVERY REPORTER RAISES HAND]
BELICHICK: keeping in mind I’ve already explained my very normal relationship with my girlfriend
[EVERY REPORTER LOWERS HAND]
Number of times Bill Belichick-coached NFL teams allowed 48 points: zero times in 511 games
Number of times Bill Belichick-coached college football teams allowed 48 points: one time in one game
Number of times Bill Belichick-coached college football teams allowed 48 points: one time in one game
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Number of times Bill Belichick-coached NFL teams allowed 48 points: zero times in 511 games
Number of times Bill Belichick-coached college football teams allowed 48 points: one time in one game
Number of times Bill Belichick-coached college football teams allowed 48 points: one time in one game
