work bathrooms should have bidets
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
work bathrooms should have bidets
Zohran Mamdani's hope to install bidets in his official residence reflects a growing acceptance among Americans of a tool that has long been unusual in the U.S.
Mamdani’s Aspiration for Gracie Mansion: Bidets
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Zohran Mamdani's hope to install bidets in his official residence reflects a growing acceptance among Americans of a tool that has long been unusual in the U.S.
Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.
bidets only work if you’re euro peein’ . folks,,
March 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
bidets only work if you’re euro peein’ . folks,,
broke: bidets make u gay
woke: bidets save toilet paper
bespoke: i use bidets every chance I get, whether I poop or not, just cause I like how it feels
woke: bidets save toilet paper
bespoke: i use bidets every chance I get, whether I poop or not, just cause I like how it feels
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
broke: bidets make u gay
woke: bidets save toilet paper
bespoke: i use bidets every chance I get, whether I poop or not, just cause I like how it feels
woke: bidets save toilet paper
bespoke: i use bidets every chance I get, whether I poop or not, just cause I like how it feels
sneaking into my friends’ houses to install bidets while they’re gone
September 26, 2026 at 5:35 AM
sneaking into my friends’ houses to install bidets while they’re gone
explaining how bidets work to a friend
March 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
explaining how bidets work to a friend
His and hers bidets?
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
His and hers bidets?
Why do FF14 raiders like bidets?
Because they prefer a no-wipe experience
Because they prefer a no-wipe experience
May 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Why do FF14 raiders like bidets?
Because they prefer a no-wipe experience
Because they prefer a no-wipe experience
Bidets should have dryers
March 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Bidets should have dryers
....do Americans think bidets are luxury items?
If they keep publishing stories like this there’s going to be a movement to amend the constitution so Mamdani can run for president.
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
....do Americans think bidets are luxury items?
bidets are good and also most are not expensive so chill out
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
bidets are good and also most are not expensive so chill out
I need people to get bidets!!!
I need rolls and rolls of paper towels and Purell because we all know we are going to head there again. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/cor...
Demand for hand sanitizers up 1,400% and sellers are rationing supplies
Suppliers and retailers of hand sanitizers warn customers supplies are running out and limit how much they can buy.
www.cbsnews.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I need people to get bidets!!!
Which countries actually use bidets
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Which countries actually use bidets
How I imagine people without bidets wash their dishes
May 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
How I imagine people without bidets wash their dishes
Turtles got bidets now
August 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Turtles got bidets now
Bidets are life changing and I cannot recommend them enough.
My wife mandated I install a couple higher-end bidets (heated seat, air drying, etc) a few months ago...something I would have honestly probably never thought of on my own... and I'm a convert, I have to say. They're pretty great.
January 15, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Bidets are life changing and I cannot recommend them enough.
sage i fucking love posting about bidets i've gotten so many people to buy bidets. bidets, rice cookers, ebikes. i'm changing people's lives
June 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
sage i fucking love posting about bidets i've gotten so many people to buy bidets. bidets, rice cookers, ebikes. i'm changing people's lives
MAN IM GONNA MISS BIDETS AND HEATED TOILET SEATS SO MUCH UEUEUEUEUE
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
MAN IM GONNA MISS BIDETS AND HEATED TOILET SEATS SO MUCH UEUEUEUEUE
only Italians are built for bidets
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
only Italians are built for bidets
bidets help people liquidate their assets
May 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
bidets help people liquidate their assets
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts
June 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts
I need Americans to get on board with bidets!!!!
Shots - check
Birth certificates - check
Masks - have plenty
Toilet paper - Big industrial roll in garage (circa 2020).
Tests - If you can, free gov site still working as of this morning.
Birth certificates - check
Masks - have plenty
Toilet paper - Big industrial roll in garage (circa 2020).
Tests - If you can, free gov site still working as of this morning.
February 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I need Americans to get on board with bidets!!!!
I keep getting outsmarted by bidets
September 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I keep getting outsmarted by bidets