Finally, an AI-powered blockchain augmented currency that hyperboofs and decentralizes your data—by AI, for AI.
April 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Finally, an AI-powered blockchain augmented currency that hyperboofs and decentralizes your data—by AI, for AI.
Happy 4/20 everyone
I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real
I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real
April 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Happy 4/20 everyone
I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real
I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real
Please! I understand you care very much about human dignity but do not interrupt this very important summit about dishwashers powered by the blockchain!
Nancy Mace and Ro Khanna on stage to talk tech at Project Liberty Summit but interrupted by @evangreer.bsky.social protesting Mace’s attacks on trans rights
November 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Please! I understand you care very much about human dignity but do not interrupt this very important summit about dishwashers powered by the blockchain!
Possible glimpse at the future of Ubisoft. What is this guy into? NFTs, 'blockchain powered games' and AI.
Charlie Guillemot follows father as co-CEO of Ubisoft's new Tencent-funded subsidiary, nepotism claims addressed
www.eurogamer.net/charlie-guil...
www.eurogamer.net/charlie-guil...
July 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Possible glimpse at the future of Ubisoft. What is this guy into? NFTs, 'blockchain powered games' and AI.
ai-powered blockchain nft technology grift
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
ai-powered blockchain nft technology grift
A secret FBI anti-ransomware task force gets exposed, a division of ICE has access to AI-powered license plate cameras, and North Koreans busted hiding malware in the Ethereum blockchain, in this week’s security news roundup. @evystadium.bsky.social has more:
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A secret FBI anti-ransomware task force gets exposed, a division of ICE has access to AI-powered license plate cameras, and North Koreans busted hiding malware in the Ethereum blockchain, in this week’s security news roundup. @evystadium.bsky.social has more:
There’s already a MAGA blockchain-powered app that encourages users to report undocumented immigrants in exchange for crypto tokens. So your idea has to at least be that awful.
the good news is that *at least* half of that ICE funding is going to be stolen. like, do you have a magical dowsing box you want to sell? now's your time. maybe it detects 'illegals' by using AI!
July 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There’s already a MAGA blockchain-powered app that encourages users to report undocumented immigrants in exchange for crypto tokens. So your idea has to at least be that awful.
Email subject: “Paid offer! Your audience will love it!”
Email body: “Hi, I represent FartWorks, the world’s first AI powered fart emulator, now with blockchain integration! Here’s a code to get 1% commission for referrals”
Email body: “Hi, I represent FartWorks, the world’s first AI powered fart emulator, now with blockchain integration! Here’s a code to get 1% commission for referrals”
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Email subject: “Paid offer! Your audience will love it!”
Email body: “Hi, I represent FartWorks, the world’s first AI powered fart emulator, now with blockchain integration! Here’s a code to get 1% commission for referrals”
Email body: “Hi, I represent FartWorks, the world’s first AI powered fart emulator, now with blockchain integration! Here’s a code to get 1% commission for referrals”
I'm minting a new cryptocurrency, its blockchain will be powered by a brontosaurus on a treadmill, I'm calling it YabbaDabbaDoo
June 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm minting a new cryptocurrency, its blockchain will be powered by a brontosaurus on a treadmill, I'm calling it YabbaDabbaDoo
Tapping the sign. Feverishly.
September 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Tapping the sign. Feverishly.
'claude developed my own atpro blockchain AI-powered goo goo gaga machine that feeds me my own shit, decentralize my peanits' ass motherfuckers
July 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
'claude developed my own atpro blockchain AI-powered goo goo gaga machine that feeds me my own shit, decentralize my peanits' ass motherfuckers
"ai-native", like "blockchain-powered" before it, is a useful sort of anti-shibboleth for rudderlessness
December 21, 2024 at 9:33 PM
"ai-native", like "blockchain-powered" before it, is a useful sort of anti-shibboleth for rudderlessness
Googling words from fantasy novels so that I have a name for the Cloud Based Blockchain Powered AI Native Agentic Elections-as-a-Service Pre-Revenue, Pre-Product, Pre-Concept Startup I can pitch Elon Musk at a valuation of $35 billion.
Fuck it, "Ringwraith Solutions" it is.
Fuck it, "Ringwraith Solutions" it is.
July 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Googling words from fantasy novels so that I have a name for the Cloud Based Blockchain Powered AI Native Agentic Elections-as-a-Service Pre-Revenue, Pre-Product, Pre-Concept Startup I can pitch Elon Musk at a valuation of $35 billion.
Fuck it, "Ringwraith Solutions" it is.
Fuck it, "Ringwraith Solutions" it is.
"Blockchain powered drone strikes" is my favorite new startup idea. Take my money.
November 14, 2024 at 11:51 PM
"Blockchain powered drone strikes" is my favorite new startup idea. Take my money.
Not sure I’ve ever blocked someone so quickly.
“We're building the future of AI-driven trading signals - powered by blockchain, transparency and trust.”
“We're building the future of AI-driven trading signals - powered by blockchain, transparency and trust.”
May 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Not sure I’ve ever blocked someone so quickly.
“We're building the future of AI-driven trading signals - powered by blockchain, transparency and trust.”
“We're building the future of AI-driven trading signals - powered by blockchain, transparency and trust.”
2023 is a lot like 2021 if you swap the word "blockchain" with "AI-powered".
September 21, 2023 at 7:00 PM
2023 is a lot like 2021 if you swap the word "blockchain" with "AI-powered".
back in 2021 you'd get 7 billion for a start up that was like "in bretton woods, john maynard keynes proposed a single world currency, the bancor, powered by an international clearing union. today, crypto and the blockchain can achieve this dream"
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
back in 2021 you'd get 7 billion for a start up that was like "in bretton woods, john maynard keynes proposed a single world currency, the bancor, powered by an international clearing union. today, crypto and the blockchain can achieve this dream"
blockchain powered immutable ledger where you can look up everyone who was hyping metaverse/blockchains/AI etc
It's pretty incredible to think they somehow spent fifty BILLION dollars on this as of a year or two ago and not only can I not fathom where that money went, but we barely even talk about it because it's overshadowed by even stupider wastes entirely by guys named Sam.
June 15, 2024 at 7:14 AM
blockchain powered immutable ledger where you can look up everyone who was hyping metaverse/blockchains/AI etc
i'll never used bluesky until it stops being powered by blockchain
April 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i'll never used bluesky until it stops being powered by blockchain
The Tony Blair Institute is heavily backed by Larry Ellison & was “involved in plans to create a new ‘Trump Riviera.’” That vision “envisages creating a ‘blockchain registry for land’ to underpin the construction of up to 8 ‘AI-powered, smart planned cities on the inner side of the Gaza Ring.“ …1/
Pro-Trump Tech Billionaires Are Poised to Cash In on Gaza's 'Peace' Deal
Documents show Tony Blair’s Ellison-funded institute designed Gaza’s recovery plan on data-driven lines echoing Oracle-Palantir war systems.
bylinetimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Tony Blair Institute is heavily backed by Larry Ellison & was “involved in plans to create a new ‘Trump Riviera.’” That vision “envisages creating a ‘blockchain registry for land’ to underpin the construction of up to 8 ‘AI-powered, smart planned cities on the inner side of the Gaza Ring.“ …1/
I just think it's weird that they explain that Krypto is "powered by the Kryptonian blockchain"
October 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I just think it's weird that they explain that Krypto is "powered by the Kryptonian blockchain"
Silicon Valley CEO: "Oh yes, Sun Tzu, big fan of his work. I've made my own improvements over his ideas, of course. Like obviously our modern Web3 crypto blockchain AI-powered metaverse makes many of his suggestions obsolete-"
Sun Tzu: "*literally comes back from the dead and beats him to death*"
Sun Tzu: "*literally comes back from the dead and beats him to death*"
December 28, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Silicon Valley CEO: "Oh yes, Sun Tzu, big fan of his work. I've made my own improvements over his ideas, of course. Like obviously our modern Web3 crypto blockchain AI-powered metaverse makes many of his suggestions obsolete-"
Sun Tzu: "*literally comes back from the dead and beats him to death*"
Sun Tzu: "*literally comes back from the dead and beats him to death*"
Wait, so you're telling me that Blockchain-powered game platform ended up being a scam that'll leave its customers with nothing they paid for?
One moment while I get my surprise face on.
One moment while I get my surprise face on.
'Blockchain-powered' game storefront reportedly shutting down and taking customers' games with it
The storefront, founded by Brian Fargo, appears to be a wilting leftover from the crypto craze.
www.pcgamer.com
April 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Wait, so you're telling me that Blockchain-powered game platform ended up being a scam that'll leave its customers with nothing they paid for?
One moment while I get my surprise face on.
One moment while I get my surprise face on.
Of course it’s produced “entirely in AI.”
Kartoon Studios Launches 'Bitcoin Brigade' Kids’ Crypto Series
Comparing the IP to Mario and Sonic, CEO Andy Heyward says the show 'will inspire the next generation in blockchain-powered entertainment and education.'
www.cartoonbrew.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Of course it’s produced “entirely in AI.”
Transparent programmatic ads powered by blockchain are reducing the $20B lost annually to ad fraud. #AdTransparency
January 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Transparent programmatic ads powered by blockchain are reducing the $20B lost annually to ad fraud. #AdTransparency