I’m gonna see if Tor wants this for a blurb…
oh god is Mad Scientist's wife the one screaming in the cicada-vampire oubliette?
What the fuck, Ursula, were you all like "Gothic horror but on cocaine"?
What the fuck, Ursula, were you all like "Gothic horror but on cocaine"?
October 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I’m gonna see if Tor wants this for a blurb…
I love how this entire blurb is basically "Shit man we might be wrong but at least we're trying"
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I love how this entire blurb is basically "Shit man we might be wrong but at least we're trying"
also reminds me of fact that JK rollers once talked up my brexit tingler before all of her true feelings about trans buckaroos came out, which was a great blurb. of course i removed her blurb, and i always think to myself 'i wonder if any self published author in history has REMOVED a blurb from jk'
October 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
also reminds me of fact that JK rollers once talked up my brexit tingler before all of her true feelings about trans buckaroos came out, which was a great blurb. of course i removed her blurb, and i always think to myself 'i wonder if any self published author in history has REMOVED a blurb from jk'
Soften up a horror film
The Blurb
The Blurb
Soften up a horror film
The Thong
Dracula La Land
The Thong
Dracula La Land
Soften up a horror film
The Lionel Blair Witch Project
The Lionel Blair Witch Project
October 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Soften up a horror film
The Blurb
The Blurb
oh man I struggle so much with blurb wording!!! I'd probably blurb more if it didn't stress me out. Every blurb must be meticulously crafted & represent the complex emotions I experienced while reading this comic 😭
October 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
oh man I struggle so much with blurb wording!!! I'd probably blurb more if it didn't stress me out. Every blurb must be meticulously crafted & represent the complex emotions I experienced while reading this comic 😭
about 50% of the time i send in a blurb like "this book hunted me for sport and left me for dead" and the editor has to inquire, delicately, whether that means i liked it
October 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
about 50% of the time i send in a blurb like "this book hunted me for sport and left me for dead" and the editor has to inquire, delicately, whether that means i liked it
received a blurb that I want on my tombstone
November 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
received a blurb that I want on my tombstone
that blurb is amazing
November 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
that blurb is amazing
I also hate it. Let me read the blurb or the title or my friends' opinions
November 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I also hate it. Let me read the blurb or the title or my friends' opinions
authors all trying to win the blurb olympics while publishing staff are begging us to give them 2-5 words they can put in big print on the cover. stfu and say it's an absolute masterpiece you nerds
October 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
authors all trying to win the blurb olympics while publishing staff are begging us to give them 2-5 words they can put in big print on the cover. stfu and say it's an absolute masterpiece you nerds
You should offer to write him an author blurb! With your standing, it would probably give him a boost
(Would be hilarious to see a blurb from "Scohn Jalzi" on the back of your next title)
(Would be hilarious to see a blurb from "Scohn Jalzi" on the back of your next title)
October 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
You should offer to write him an author blurb! With your standing, it would probably give him a boost
(Would be hilarious to see a blurb from "Scohn Jalzi" on the back of your next title)
(Would be hilarious to see a blurb from "Scohn Jalzi" on the back of your next title)
The Webster dictionary definition for “Sicko Game” is just a blurb about this game
November 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The Webster dictionary definition for “Sicko Game” is just a blurb about this game
i feel….the urge to write another oc blurb????? holy shit
October 30, 2026 at 2:25 PM
i feel….the urge to write another oc blurb????? holy shit
Their blurb about the accusations in Alaska regarding the race was horrendous for journalism.
October 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Their blurb about the accusations in Alaska regarding the race was horrendous for journalism.
The ette of blurb is talking about zionists and genocide...not doing this anymore.
Goodbye Forever Soundwave
ALT: Goodbye Forever Soundwave
static.klipy.com
October 31, 2026 at 11:24 AM
The ette of blurb is talking about zionists and genocide...not doing this anymore.
making lil mini zines with a lil filthy blurb and handing them out
November 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
making lil mini zines with a lil filthy blurb and handing them out
That blurb is so revealing.
October 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
That blurb is so revealing.
Yeah when I saw that it was Fantasia after reading the blurb:
Leonardo DiCaprio's Thoughtful Moment
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's Thoughtful Moment
static.klipy.com
November 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Yeah when I saw that it was Fantasia after reading the blurb:
Anyways I wrote a new coffin au blurb last night and I'll post that now
November 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Anyways I wrote a new coffin au blurb last night and I'll post that now
Just delivered my first requested blurb.
Pretty soon, that imposter feeling will go away.
Pretty soon, that imposter feeling will go away.
October 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Just delivered my first requested blurb.
Pretty soon, that imposter feeling will go away.
Pretty soon, that imposter feeling will go away.
'Een fascinerend boek, en een nuttige geschiedenisles voor seculieren'.
Heel blij met deze 'blurb' van @rutgerbregman.com over De Ongelooflijke Geschiedenis.🙏
Cc @beatricedegraaf.bsky.social @stefanpaas.bsky.social @lucasreinds.bsky.social
Heel blij met deze 'blurb' van @rutgerbregman.com over De Ongelooflijke Geschiedenis.🙏
Cc @beatricedegraaf.bsky.social @stefanpaas.bsky.social @lucasreinds.bsky.social
October 30, 2026 at 10:26 AM
'Een fascinerend boek, en een nuttige geschiedenisles voor seculieren'.
Heel blij met deze 'blurb' van @rutgerbregman.com over De Ongelooflijke Geschiedenis.🙏
Cc @beatricedegraaf.bsky.social @stefanpaas.bsky.social @lucasreinds.bsky.social
Heel blij met deze 'blurb' van @rutgerbregman.com over De Ongelooflijke Geschiedenis.🙏
Cc @beatricedegraaf.bsky.social @stefanpaas.bsky.social @lucasreinds.bsky.social