Did you know...?
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
November 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Did you know...?
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
Antihero brain superhero body
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Antihero brain superhero body
It’s 6am. My body is like “sleep, please sleep” but my brain is like:
October 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
It’s 6am. My body is like “sleep, please sleep” but my brain is like:
BRAIN: I'm slightly anxious
BODY: let me give you SO MUCH stomach acid
BRAIN: thanks but why?
BODY: [shrugging] in case of emergency
BRAIN: what kind of situation would possibly-
BODY: MORE STOMACH ACID! COMING RIGHT UP!
BODY: let me give you SO MUCH stomach acid
BRAIN: thanks but why?
BODY: [shrugging] in case of emergency
BRAIN: what kind of situation would possibly-
BODY: MORE STOMACH ACID! COMING RIGHT UP!
June 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
BRAIN: I'm slightly anxious
BODY: let me give you SO MUCH stomach acid
BRAIN: thanks but why?
BODY: [shrugging] in case of emergency
BRAIN: what kind of situation would possibly-
BODY: MORE STOMACH ACID! COMING RIGHT UP!
BODY: let me give you SO MUCH stomach acid
BRAIN: thanks but why?
BODY: [shrugging] in case of emergency
BRAIN: what kind of situation would possibly-
BODY: MORE STOMACH ACID! COMING RIGHT UP!
Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
November 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
body: we're going to sleep now
brain: WE…..aren't doing anything
brain: WE…..aren't doing anything
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
body: we're going to sleep now
brain: WE…..aren't doing anything
brain: WE…..aren't doing anything
There are songs you remember, and songs your body remembers before your brain catches up.
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
There are songs you remember, and songs your body remembers before your brain catches up.
Insomnia is when your body says sleep, but your brain says, “Let’s revisit every mistake you’ve made since 2015.”
May 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Insomnia is when your body says sleep, but your brain says, “Let’s revisit every mistake you’ve made since 2015.”
Fox Brain
Dragon Body
Dragon Body
September 2, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Fox Brain
Dragon Body
Dragon Body
“What part of your body was the MRI on?”
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“What part of your body was the MRI on?”
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
preventing brain rot really does involve moving your body sometimes ideally daily
September 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
preventing brain rot really does involve moving your body sometimes ideally daily
Logic: “You should go to bed early tonight & actually get some sleep.”
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Logic: “You should go to bed early tonight & actually get some sleep.”
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
My Brain & Every Cell In My Body:
Added more to this cretin. I imagine them as someone that had their head reattached to this weaponised biomechanical body. The body pumps their brain full of endorphins that alter their personality and make them much more dog-like. = w=
August 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Added more to this cretin. I imagine them as someone that had their head reattached to this weaponised biomechanical body. The body pumps their brain full of endorphins that alter their personality and make them much more dog-like. = w=
(6:30 PM) BRAIN AND BODY: it's probably almost midnight
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
(6:30 PM) BRAIN AND BODY: it's probably almost midnight
Body sweaty brain spaghetti.
March 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Body sweaty brain spaghetti.
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
July 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
His Legs, His Hands, His Head, His Brain -- Pick a Body Part that's NOT Falling Apart ...😫...
October 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
His Legs, His Hands, His Head, His Brain -- Pick a Body Part that's NOT Falling Apart ...😫...
My brain still thinks I’m 25 but my body thinks I’m an idiot.
September 5, 2024 at 6:26 AM
My brain still thinks I’m 25 but my body thinks I’m an idiot.
Blank brain. Buff body. Sculpted to His desires.
August 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Blank brain. Buff body. Sculpted to His desires.
Getting old is about your brain telling your body to do something, and your body replying, "Nope. That's not happening."
March 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Getting old is about your brain telling your body to do something, and your body replying, "Nope. That's not happening."
“I have absolutely no idea which part of my body the MRI was looking at. BUT I’M 1000% SURE IT WASN’T THE BRAIN!!!”
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“I have absolutely no idea which part of my body the MRI was looking at. BUT I’M 1000% SURE IT WASN’T THE BRAIN!!!”
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around
June 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around
Another deceased prisoner in Alabama has been found missing all of his organs, including his brain
Inmate's organs, including brain, missing from decomposing body; second case in last month | WBMA
ABC 33/40 News has obtained court documents revealing another case of a deceased Alabama inmate's body found missing organs. The body of Charles Edward Singleto
t.co
January 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Another deceased prisoner in Alabama has been found missing all of his organs, including his brain