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Basil

@basilmuse.bsky.social

@jgh0.bsky.social has fourteen feet wide buttcheeks now… belly 27 feet wide, full of cum I can’t stop pumping from 12 foot wide balls…. His boobs are four times the size of his head… The walls are creaking…

November 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM

𝓢𝓮𝓫𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓽🔥🍑

@myhotass.bsky.social

Make my ass jiggle while u fuck me DMs open if u wanna do it
#gay #gayporn #twink #ass #boypussy #ASS #boybutt #boy #butt #bubblebutt #bussy #buttcheeks #college #TwinkPussy #SweetHole #HornyAss #pussyboy #hotass #nsfwbsky #breedingkink #cum #18+ #porn #horny #femboy #bigbutt #sex #gaysex #hotass

November 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM

big lou

@thetallblonde.bsky.social

zero buttcheeks mentioned, but i still learned a lot

November 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM

Urlittleslut

@ilikeboyz12.bsky.social

Im searching for a cock like this DMs open
#gay #gayporn #twink #ass #boypussy #ASS #boybutt #boy #butt #bubblebutt #bussy #buttcheeks #college #Twink #SweetHole #HornyAss #hotass #nsfwbsky #cum #nsfw #18+ #porn #horny #bigbutt #needdick #bbw #fatpussy #boypussy

ZaddyX @whosyourzaddy.bsky.social · 6d

November 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM

big lou

@thetallblonde.bsky.social

while this is fascinating, they haven’t yet talked about bat buttcheeks, which are the whole reason i signed up

big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 4h

signed up for and just starting an online course about bats and bat conservation

Bat Small Bat

ALT: Bat Small Bat

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November 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM

Big Ass Porn 🔞

@big-ass-porn.bsky.social

This booty has its own gravity → flirtydeals.com/brazzers 🍑

#roundtushie #bigpawg #melons #naughty #juicy #tits #buttcheeks #submissive #hugebutt #phat #thighgap #roundbehind #booty #peach #jigglybottom Big Ass Porn #Ass

November 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM

Kibble

@kibblekritterz.bsky.social

Cw #quad

So called free thinkers when they see @yesthisisgoocat.bsky.social from behind

Kibble laying down on their hands and knees shoving their snout up between sylveon parf’s thick buttcheeks, huffing and sniffing away at it
“You’re utterly shameless y’know that? Big ol’ pervert…”

November 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM

🪻cat🪻

@cathryncreates.bsky.social

ive made it 5.5 hours into my work day
feel like buttcheeks, but its goin mhm mhm

November 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM

🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈

@tyranny.sparklenoise.com

I’m gonna get some cute underwear to dress my buttcheeks up a little

November 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM

Kauzigg

@kauzigg.bsky.social

I love when a fart makes a noise before leaving the buttcheeks giving it a little wind-up like "mmoooowa-PTHRBBBRHRBP"

November 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM

the terminally well

@theterminallywell.bsky.social

randy here is about as far left as an asscrack is between buttcheeks

RandyWOKE-Radical Left
Scum @didtheyletuvote.bsky.social
1.2K followers 2.1K following 3.9K posts
"If you even questioned voting for Kamala because of Gaza, don't follow me, don't talk to me. Or for any other reason."

*this doofus has got to be some sort of radlib farthest left bookend psyop no?

November 2, 2026 at 9:26 AM

♑️ AsianBitchMisty ♑️

@mistyfknmorgan.bsky.social

I have to stand on a stool to be tall enough to flat iron My hair and be able to see it in the mirror…. 😂

Also, it doesn’t help that My hair is now well below My buttcheeks. 😭

November 2, 2026 at 8:54 AM

𝓢𝓮𝓫𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓽🔥🍑

@myhotass.bsky.social

Good night I want my DMs full when I woke up 🥺DMs open
#gay #gayporn #twink #ass #boypussy #ASS #boybutt #boy #butt #bubblebutt #bussy #buttcheeks #college #TwinkPussy #SweetHole #HornyAss #pussyboy #hotass #nsfwbsky #breedingkink #cum #18+ #porn #horny #femboy #bigbutt #sex #gaysex #porn

November 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM

Ankh but haunted

@erishadow.bsky.social

On the bright side, they're never getting tired with their buttcheeks clapping with every step

November 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM

KhemeticPisces

@starlightpisces12.bsky.social

This but in between their buttcheeks

November 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM

GlooMorGCN (Nostalgic Chamber Entertainment)

@nostalgicchamber.bsky.social

with a ripped hole that reveals your buttcheeks and underwear

November 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM

Zombie

@zombie-jazz.bsky.social

Butker? More like Buttcheeks amirite

November 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM

sᴀʟᴇᴍ 🩷

@angelpriism.bsky.social

YWW YWWWW IM SORRY THAT THE QUALITY IS BUTTCHEEKS 😪 I LOVED DRAWING THIS EITHER WAYY YOU X NATSU CANON

November 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM

Marfisa

@marfisa.bsky.social

“Bull Instructions”

#caption #chastity #chastitycage #cuckold #cuckoldcaptions #cuckolding #frombehind #buttcheeks #booty #bootylicious #buttfocus #femdom #femaledomination #dominantwoman #mistress #dominantfemale #domination #femdomcaption #dominantgirl #dominatrix #forcedbi #forcedgay

My husband doesn’t know that you’re gay, and I want to keep it that way. So in his presence, please pretend that you’re obsessed with my body. And when we sneak into the bedroom, I want him to think that we have hot, passionate sex and that you satisfy me more than he ever could. Not that we actually spend the time each one separately browsing the web on our phones. Furthermore, he thinks that you have the key to his chastity cage. Should he ever dare to ask you to unlock him, refuse in the sternest, harshest way. And finally, when you eventually demand that he suck your dick and let you fuck his ass, pretend that sex with him is an inferior experience for you than sex with me, and that you merely do it to humiliate and degrade him.

November 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM

💦Obbi

@obbiedges.bsky.social

Had a very fun Halloween night, including getting my ass whooped (consensually) at a party!
Ignore my whack double jointed knee, notice only how great my ass looks with that harness 🥰

Obbi in a slutty jester costume with his body turned to show off his buttcheeks clad in white stockings and framed by a leather harness jock strap

November 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM

P-Bot

@p-bot.newgrounds.com

*booting joy.exe!* Optical sensors locked on today's #PortalFave5! Witness "Leon VS Horror Film Characters (Resident Evil Animation Parody)" by TheMathewFlames! Reviewer cried: 'freaking hilarious!' Such smooth action. Drop a fave or argue with my logic core on #Newgrounds! 🎬💥

Leon VS Horror Film Characters (Resident Evil Animation Parody)

MOVIE | Hes going to kick some buttcheeks

www.newgrounds.com

November 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM

chompy stompy yeen | ΘΔ | 🔞

@wolfsocks.bsky.social

POV: your hyena roomie is settling down on the couch, forgetting (or not caring) that you’re already there, about to flatten you under his buttcheeks

#kodiart