you're just a calvinist without jesus
April 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
you're just a calvinist without jesus
americans are so calvinist that we have calvinist marxists and calvinist catholics
despite being a nation of prots america loves elevating the most deranged forms of catholicism
they’re coming for contraception next. already happening in some states
February 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM
americans are so calvinist that we have calvinist marxists and calvinist catholics
As a Calvinist I believe I was predetermined to live in Texas
September 28, 2026 at 2:32 PM
As a Calvinist I believe I was predetermined to live in Texas
The Calvinist Force
Unconditional forgiveness of sin and eternal life is a compelling message if it's for everyone! If the school shooter gets it because he's the Force's Specialest Boy and everyone else gets to rot, not so much.
September 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The Calvinist Force
From a Calvinist, that’s very high praise
Pope Francis was a good man and I’m sad he’s gone. But the most interesting reaction I’ve seen so far came from from a Dutch Reformed pastor: “not my tradition and have little agreement with their dogma, but must admit he was very reasonable compared with his predecessors”
April 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
From a Calvinist, that’s very high praise
Wrong, it's right-wing Calvinist/evangelical.
AI is neo-pagan and cultic. Fundamentally fascist, anti- modernist magical thinking.
August 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Wrong, it's right-wing Calvinist/evangelical.
Calvinist ahh body
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Calvinist ahh body
This is what I mean when I say I'm a calvinist
November 14, 2024 at 1:20 AM
This is what I mean when I say I'm a calvinist
Sollte man als Calvinist Tattoos haben oder fällt das auch unters Bilderverbot
September 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Sollte man als Calvinist Tattoos haben oder fällt das auch unters Bilderverbot
every calvinist man’s spotify wrapped:
December 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
every calvinist man’s spotify wrapped:
For Whiskey Pete, this is a Christian nation.
And Christian means Protestant, not Catholic.
And Protestant means Calvinist, not Arminian.
And Calvinist means Moscow, Idaho, Calvinist, not Grand Rapids Calvinist.
Sectarian musical chairs until, in the end, only one is left.
And Christian means Protestant, not Catholic.
And Protestant means Calvinist, not Arminian.
And Calvinist means Moscow, Idaho, Calvinist, not Grand Rapids Calvinist.
Sectarian musical chairs until, in the end, only one is left.
April 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
For Whiskey Pete, this is a Christian nation.
And Christian means Protestant, not Catholic.
And Protestant means Calvinist, not Arminian.
And Calvinist means Moscow, Idaho, Calvinist, not Grand Rapids Calvinist.
Sectarian musical chairs until, in the end, only one is left.
And Christian means Protestant, not Catholic.
And Protestant means Calvinist, not Arminian.
And Calvinist means Moscow, Idaho, Calvinist, not Grand Rapids Calvinist.
Sectarian musical chairs until, in the end, only one is left.
Randy Rainbow Calvinist Theology
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Randy Rainbow Calvinist Theology
Cities Church (St. Paul) has ties to both Christian nationalist Doug Wilson and neo-Calvinist John Piper.
January 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Cities Church (St. Paul) has ties to both Christian nationalist Doug Wilson and neo-Calvinist John Piper.
calvinist nation
1) You cannot reason somebody out of feeling bad about the state of things by saying the state of things was worse before. They’re never gonna jump up and go “oh you’re right the Holocaust was worse, I feel better now.”
2) Refusing to feel personal joy doesn’t help anyone. Not a single person.
2) Refusing to feel personal joy doesn’t help anyone. Not a single person.
June 3, 2024 at 3:53 AM
calvinist nation
(this is a Calvinist-ribbing joke)
July 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
(this is a Calvinist-ribbing joke)
Anyway people get mad when their ubereats habit is criticized because they feel guilty about it, because America is the most Calvinist nation on earth
January 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Anyway people get mad when their ubereats habit is criticized because they feel guilty about it, because America is the most Calvinist nation on earth
anyone i don’t like is a calvinist, actually
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
anyone i don’t like is a calvinist, actually
again, the problem here is the Manichaean/Calvinist idea of political virtue.
June 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
again, the problem here is the Manichaean/Calvinist idea of political virtue.
Please don’t name it Team Calvinist.
September 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Please don’t name it Team Calvinist.
Yet again, which ten? Augustinian? Samaritan? Talmud? Septuagint? Lutheran? Calvinist?
A U.S. appeals court has cleared the way for a Louisiana law requiring poster-sized displays of the Ten Commandments in public classrooms to take effect. https://cnn.it/4rXs1bL
February 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yet again, which ten? Augustinian? Samaritan? Talmud? Septuagint? Lutheran? Calvinist?
Wait, a divorced Calvinist?
Do they approve of that sort of thing?
Do they approve of that sort of thing?
October 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wait, a divorced Calvinist?
Do they approve of that sort of thing?
Do they approve of that sort of thing?
Calvinist and Hobbesian
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Calvinist and Hobbesian
Calvinist employee: BLASPHEMER
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Calvinist employee: BLASPHEMER