#cantdance
Cantdance Owens goin down with a millstone round her neck
August 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Keep your eyes on me.. (woo!)

(Drew this after listening to the song: can’t dance by Meghan Trainor/ I wish the music video of her song was out)

#canamaple #cantdance #dancing #jacket #girl #dance #meghantrainor #drawing #mrgustavitojr #animation #art
June 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
💀💀💀 not cantdance
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Oh god, we're stuck with Carli Cantdance for halftime?
June 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
With Cantdance Owens in the news again, I thought I'd re-share an article about my friend since college, David Netto, who refused to become her interior designer with remarkable restraint:

"I'd rather get beat in the a** with a wooden plank than ever go near either of you."
How Society Decorator David Netto Epically Refused To Work With Candace Owens
Bravo!
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March 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM
i hate for this to be the way i break my silence, but circumstances demand it. if you are into #ffxiv and/or #xstitch please take a look at my ko-fi store and consider buying a pattern or two. i would appreciate it more than i can express
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I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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September 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Just listened to the remixed audio intro for my presentation.

Song choice was my biggest hurdle

I so wanted to see a sea of stakeholders swag surfin’ but nah we’re part of the Rhythmless Nation

#CantDance #RhythmLessNation
January 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’ve tried for years now not to comment on his looks but…he’s one of the ugliest men I’ve ever seen. Even back in the epstein crappy dancing club pic when he was younger. 🤢

I believe he only got dates because of his 💰.

#ugly
#CantDance
#GuppyMouth
#Fraudster: I understand it was even known then
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Donnie CantDance can’t govern either
September 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Her 15 minutes of fame (was that infamy?) was a long time ago.
#offyougothen

#cantdance
December 18, 2024 at 7:43 AM
God, now we're stuck with Carli Cantdance and the Jabroni Ginger?

Time to go do anything else for 15 minutes
June 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christmas FOX, you're sticking us with Alexi and Carli Cantdance? Good lord. Is there a volume lower than mute
June 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Is Fox committed to hiring the worse commentators and hosts available?

We're stuck with Lalas, Carli CantDance (at least for the women's matches) and now James Corden for the wrap show? Good lord that's a lot of hot air that will be forced into our ears.
June 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Who could vote for him to lead the nation? It's really scary to think in 62 days he will be back at the WH. #TrumpisDangerous
#SaveAmerica
#CantDance
November 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
follow me on artfight! i may actually do more than one attack this year #artfight #teamfossils
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Art Fight
An art gifting game
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July 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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June 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
When you find out your partner doesnt think you could make it to the Olympics for your mad dance skills 😭😭 #hurt #dancingqueen #cantdance
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM