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Paging #CarlHiaasen
September 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
byrnedout.bsky.social
#booksky if anyone can get me through these perilous times, it’ll be #CarlHiaasen. Lordy, this is funny, not funny.
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
winemommystery.bsky.social
Really sweatin' the cost of cabbage. Holy balls!

Anyway, I wrote a humorous, murdery crime novel. It's priced bit more than a cabbage and far less than a tank of gas. $5.99 🍷 #mystery #booktok #hollywood #bookstagram #carlhiaasen #booksky

BOOK Link: a.co/d/0ef4Hj5p
a cabbage priced at $3.18
May 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
shnames.bsky.social
Mmmmm smells like a good read is on the way!

#booksky #carlhiaasen
May 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
swede1952.bsky.social
Good morning. 🍄🍄🍄

3 May 2026

I just finished my latest read, Strip Tease by Carl Hiaasen. I find his books hilarious, and this one is no exception. Like all his stories, ...

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#photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #nature #morning #mushroom #books #CarlHiaasen
"A single white mushroom rises from a bed of green grass, standing like a small, sturdy monument in the middle of the undergrowth. Its cap is broad and rounded, covered in tiny raised bumps that give it a rough, textured surface—almost like it’s been dusted with coarse grains or carved from weathered stone. The cap’s pale color contrasts sharply with the deep greens around it, making the mushroom look luminous against the earth. The stem is thick and solid, widening slightly as it meets the ground. Blades of grass lean in close, some brushing the stem, others arching over it as if offering shelter. The light is soft—natural daylight that gently highlights the mushroom’s contours and the fine details of its surface. Everything feels close, intimate, and quiet, as though the camera has captured a secret moment in the life of the forest floor." - Microsoft Copilot
May 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wreckleaguepodcast.bsky.social
30 Years #Striptease Starring: #DemiMoore #ArmandAssante #VingRhames #RobertPatrick #BurtReynolds #SiobhanFallonHogan #RumerWillis Directed By: #AndrewBergman #CarlHiaasen

#WreckLeaguePodcast #FilmSky
June 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
jckenney.bsky.social
Time's running out! Panic in the Panhandle's $.99 sale is almost over! Readers are loving this laugh out loud whodunnit that's a cross between a Jimmy Buffett song and a Carl Hiaasen novel. Grab your copy now!
tulepublishing.com/books/panic-...
#sale #booksky #jimmybuffett #carlhiaasen
June 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
pjbraley.bsky.social
“Humor can be an incredible, lacerating, and effective weapon.” - #CarlHiaasen

Celebrating Carl Hiaasen’s birthday, I am using my weapons with both skill and honor. I #amwriting

Happy Birthday, Carl Hiaasen, award-winning American #writer and #journalist - www.carlhiaasen.com/bio.shtml
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March 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
bethannpetroroybal.bsky.social
Thinking I needed some laugh-out-loud humor to offset the current craziness, I'm re-reading Carl Hiaasen's "Squeeze Me." I'm laughing out loud for sure, but also jaw-droppingly horrified at how real life so often mimics fiction. Again. #booksky #politics #pythons #CarlHiaasen #SqueezeMe
Cover of Squeeze Me by Carl Hiaasen
April 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
kathygiuffre.bsky.social
#FeverBeach by #CarlHiaasen is a darkly comedic takedown of the Maga mentality, set in Florida and concerning the doings of evil billionaires, grifters, aggrieved white nationalists, and the only person ever kicked out of the Proud Boys for being too dumb. A fun read if you can stand it. #BookSky 💙📚
Cover of Fever Beach by Carl Hiaasen
June 7, 2026 at 9:28 AM
meganhirsch.bsky.social
Worth reading for Carl Hiaasen being Carl Hiaasen.

TITLE: Chomp
AUTHOR: @carlhiaasen.com
AGENT: Esther Newberg
PUB: @aaknopf.bsky.social 2012

#kidlit #mglit #booksky #writersky #middlegrade #bookrec #carlhiaasen
Hand holding a library book. It is a very simple cover. It is primarily bright yellow. At the bottom is a simple drawing of a crocodile’s head, facing in profile to the right, with its mouth open. The alligator is green and its teeth are white triangles. Written in red at the top is “Carl Hiaasen, CHOMP.”
May 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
wpbsurfmom.bsky.social
Bad Monkey with Vince Vaughn based on the book by our favorite Carl Hiaasen is moving to California because the creative team gets a tax break in California.Wish we could have kept the team in the Keys if it would be good for the Floridians who live there. #CarlHiaasen#BillLawrence#VinceVaughn
December 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
snugbooksbmore.bsky.social
New Release Tuesday 3.13.25

#snugbooks #newreleasetuesday #booktok #booksky #bookstagram #kevinwilson #daniellejensen #joeabercrombie #marthawells #kennedyryan #anthonyhorowitz #richardosman #richardrusso #carlhiaasen #stuartgibbs #tamorapierce
May 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bleedingcool.com
RJ Decker (Scott Speedman) learns that no good deed goes unpunished in tonight's episode of the ABC series. Here's our preview for S01E02: "Twenty Pounds of Clem in a Ten-Pound Bag." / #RJDecker #CarlHiaasen #DoubleWhammy
RJ Decker (Scott Speedman) learns that no good deed goes unpunished in tonight's episode of the ABC series. Here's our preview for S01E02: "Twenty Pounds of Clem in a Ten-Pound Bag." / #RJDecker #CarlHiaasen #DoubleWhammy
RJ Decker (Scott Speedman) learns that no good deed goes unpunished in tonight's episode, S01E02: "Twenty Pounds of Clem in a Ten-Pound Bag."
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March 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
spoonamore.bsky.social
Not any grill. This elevates this worthy #FloridaMan values. These #FloridaGOP #Felons burned their #electionfraud evidence in A Weber Classic, the domed backyard beauty of grills AND used the flaming evidence to cook burgers. Even #CarlHiaasen must nod with respect for the style points here.
July 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
bleedingcool.com
ABC is developing an RJ Decker television series, featuring the shambling private eye hero from the Carl Hiaasen novel Double Whammy. / #RJDecker #CarlHiaasen
ABC is developing an RJ Decker television series, featuring the shambling private eye hero from the Carl Hiaasen novel Double Whammy. / #RJDecker #CarlHiaasen
ABC is developing an RJ Decker television series, featuring the shambling private eye hero from the Carl Hiaasen novel Double Whammy.
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May 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
4sweetjane.bsky.social
@carlhiaasen.com Huge thank you for Fever Beach! Just got to the pitch-perfect mention of @judyblume.bsky.social. 😂 🌴📚😂 Funny, sharp and exquisitely Floridian…as always! The laughs I need right now. #FeverBeach #CarlHiaasen
August 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
537votes.bsky.social
Summer chaos got u down? Reach for the antidote! #FeverBeach @carlhiaasen.com Like one big summer ice cream sandwich of #LoveFl - #CPAPmurder #ShinglesPhilanthropy #Buccees #Dennys #dreambooty #AshtonMartinEnvy #skingraftUturn #childlabor #KeyWest to #Bithlo #CarlHiaasen
June 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
raymondsbrain.bsky.social
Entertaining and infuriating #FeverBeach by #CarlHiaasen #booksky
Three dodgy characters; beach in Florida
February 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
doloressweets.bsky.social
I started to think that #CarlHiaasen 's books are not novels but documentaries.
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
newlynbooks.bsky.social
Rereading Carl Hiaasen as so very pleased that a new novel out shortly ! #CarlHiaasen #CrimeFiction
April 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
lhbookclub.bsky.social
Been a while since I read Carl Hiaasen. His latest, Fever Beach is like if The Onion and 60 Minutes had a baby and let it loose in a swamp. Hiaasen doesn’t pull punches—and I couldn’t stop reading. Excellent #CarlHiaasen #BookSky 💙📚
Cover of Fever Beach by Carl Hiaasen. The background fades from hot pink at the top to bright orange at the bottom. The author’s name appears in bold black letters above a pair of reflective sunglasses melting like wax. Below the sunglasses is the book title “Fever Beach” in large black text. The style is bold, colorful, and chaotic—matching the book’s wild Florida setting.
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
rst-ambient.bsky.social
#RandyFine #Pig #Porky #OnlyInFlorida #CarlHiaasen

Vote this miscreant from office and get him on the fat farm.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
greeneyedgardener.bsky.social
#CarlHiaasen takes aim at #FloridaMan in his new satire #FeverBeach, coming in May from #knopfpantheonvintageanchor ! 🐊🌴Bitingly hilarious! #netgalley #Booksky
March 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM