#catapult
A catapult but for flinging asshole drivers to the moon and off the road for good.
October 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Plus cows.
Cow Catapult Monty Python
Alt: Cow Catapult Monty Python
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October 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
by catapult
October 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Maybe, four ways….
The King: Flaming Catapult Launch
ALT: The King: Flaming Catapult Launch
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October 16, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Please take just a few seconds to sign the government petition, demanding that catapult crime against wildlife becomes a standalone criminal offence.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
Petition: Make catapult attacks against animals a standalone criminal offence
Introduce legislation in England to make it a specific, standalone criminal offence to intentionally or recklessly use, discharge or attempt to discharge a catapult or slingshot at or towards any…
petition.parliament.uk
October 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Incoming!
Pumpkin Catapult Launch
ALT: Pumpkin Catapult Launch
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October 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Steam catapult launch from Chesapeake Bay.
October 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This robin lost his life because teenage boys think murdering wildlife makes them look tough. Catapult kills across the country are skyrocketing, and there's countless images and reels like this online.
October 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Jameis throws the ball like a JavaScript catapult game with controls you can never quite get the hang of
October 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Catapult. We're going green just to spite him extra much.
October 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I will bet 47p that these jets will misfire and catapult somebody sideways off a bridge within weeks of going on sale.
The vectored thrust system relies on compressed air and requires recharging after a few seconds. Recharging using onboard compressors can be lengthy up to 4 hours for another 2 second burst. Still very innovative and at high speeds possibly a lifesaver.

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Tesla's Roadster Can Actually Fly - Here's How
Tesla reveals how the new Roadster uses SpaceX cold-gas thrusters to fly, accelerate to 60 mph in less than 0.59 seconds, and enter production in 2028.
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October 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Lundi.
Wile E Coyote's Cliff Catapult Fail
ALT: Wile E Coyote's Cliff Catapult Fail
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October 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM

The current laws simply aren’t doing enough to deter abusers from using catapults to attack wildlife. We need a dedicated, standalone criminal offence specifically for catapult attacks against wildlife.

Please sign!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
Petition: Make catapult attacks against animals a standalone criminal offence
Introduce legislation in England to make it a specific, standalone criminal offence to intentionally or recklessly use, discharge or attempt to discharge a catapult or slingshot at or towards any…
petition.parliament.uk
October 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
aircraft carrier catapult with no recovery team
October 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
There was also one where they were going to fire them out of some kind of trebuchet or medieval catapult and i think the legal department shut it down and all the contestants were disappointed
October 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Catapult attacks on animals are surging, yet these horrific acts aren't tracked as a specific, standalone crime. We need a dedicated law to ensure abusers face real consequences.
October 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
this + oil shortage + AI collapse is gonna catapult us into the Cool Zone
“.. More than 30% of loans to [subprime borrowers] originated in the first half of this year are not scheduled to be paid off until their cars are more than 12 years old. That’s up from just 7% at the end of 2019.”

@reuters.com
www.breakingviews.com/columns/big-...
October 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Then it starts the most vital step in human civilization amd developtment... Catapults
Viking Catapult Launch Over Water
ALT: Viking Catapult Launch Over Water
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October 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Everyone's been real quiet since I got this M42 nuclear catapult
October 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
October 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Teaching children that killing animals is fun is wrong, whether it’s a catapult or a gun. Share if you agree and follow @endbirdshooting
October 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Or a few cows.
Holy Grail Catapult
ALT: Holy Grail Catapult
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October 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I would be content to catapult them and their garbage advice over to the Republicans.
October 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
We need to send this asshole home by catapult 🇨🇦
Keep your fucking fingers out of our's you fucking Nazi fuck !!
Supporting separatists as the prime example.

U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra is warning Canadians to stay out of U.S. politics ahead of the U.S. midterm elections. Abigail Bimman has the details.

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Ambassador Hoekstra makes veiled threat for Canada to stay out of U.S. politics
YouTube video by CTV News
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October 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
FLOTUSied about the catapult on the aircraft carriers and is going to cost the U.S. billions.
October 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM