“Stealth Caterer” maids 🖤✨
August 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
“Stealth Caterer” maids 🖤✨
Me at the reception following the caterer with the bacon wrapped scallops around:
May 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Me at the reception following the caterer with the bacon wrapped scallops around:
The Caterer Leaves by @deadder.bsky.social
August 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The Caterer Leaves by @deadder.bsky.social
DON CORLEONE: You come to my house, on this day, the day that my daughter is to be married, and you ask me for money?
WEDDING CATERER: Yeah sorry
WEDDING CATERER: Yeah sorry
December 16, 2024 at 10:24 AM
DON CORLEONE: You come to my house, on this day, the day that my daughter is to be married, and you ask me for money?
WEDDING CATERER: Yeah sorry
WEDDING CATERER: Yeah sorry
So if he posted an image of himself multiplying five loaves of bread and two fish into a feast for thousands, would he claim it was a depiction of himself as a caterer?
Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?
TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.
TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.
April 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
So if he posted an image of himself multiplying five loaves of bread and two fish into a feast for thousands, would he claim it was a depiction of himself as a caterer?
The Contrarian cartoon: The Caterer Leaves
A cartoon by Michael de Adder
A cartoon by Michael de Adder
The Caterer Leaves
A cartoon by Michael de Adder
www.contrariannews.org
August 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The Contrarian cartoon: The Caterer Leaves
A cartoon by Michael de Adder
A cartoon by Michael de Adder
Lilly Bell and Aelin Blue Caterer To The Rescue
🎞️ Produced by Olivia Johansson & Partners ©
🎞️ Produced by Olivia Johansson & Partners ©
September 22, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Lilly Bell and Aelin Blue Caterer To The Rescue
🎞️ Produced by Olivia Johansson & Partners ©
🎞️ Produced by Olivia Johansson & Partners ©
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee just informed the White House that it can cancel elections if it is at war with its caterer.
August 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee just informed the White House that it can cancel elections if it is at war with its caterer.
in authoritarian regimes the most important currency isn't guns and it isn't money, it's face time with the leader
this is, among other things, how beloved prigozhin was able to go from "caterer" to "private warlord"--he was *putin's* caterer
this is, among other things, how beloved prigozhin was able to go from "caterer" to "private warlord"--he was *putin's* caterer
anyway it is very clear that the united states has no actual president and the acting president is whoever is in the oval office (stephen miller) at the same time as donald trump
April 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
in authoritarian regimes the most important currency isn't guns and it isn't money, it's face time with the leader
this is, among other things, how beloved prigozhin was able to go from "caterer" to "private warlord"--he was *putin's* caterer
this is, among other things, how beloved prigozhin was able to go from "caterer" to "private warlord"--he was *putin's* caterer
Der Caterer auf der Hochzeit heute zeigt, wie toll veganes Essen sein kann ...
May 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Der Caterer auf der Hochzeit heute zeigt, wie toll veganes Essen sein kann ...
Der alte klassische Caterer hatte kein veganes Menü.
Und er war überrascht, dass so wenig Wein wollten.
Die junge Generation ist toll.
Und er war überrascht, dass so wenig Wein wollten.
Die junge Generation ist toll.
May 17, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Der alte klassische Caterer hatte kein veganes Menü.
Und er war überrascht, dass so wenig Wein wollten.
Die junge Generation ist toll.
Und er war überrascht, dass so wenig Wein wollten.
Die junge Generation ist toll.
You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding and bring me a sumptuous feast for 300
The caterer: I'm the caterer
The caterer: I'm the caterer
August 27, 2023 at 8:45 PM
You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding and bring me a sumptuous feast for 300
The caterer: I'm the caterer
The caterer: I'm the caterer
Erste Male: Mittagessen für Ponyferienkinder bei einem Caterer bestellen.
It's really going to happen! 🥰
It's really going to happen! 🥰
March 17, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Erste Male: Mittagessen für Ponyferienkinder bei einem Caterer bestellen.
It's really going to happen! 🥰
It's really going to happen! 🥰
BREAKING: Hotel kündigt allen AfD Funktionären. Caterer hat Essen zurückgezogen (Gießen).
ABER: Dafür werden sie dann von Caren Miosga & Lanz eingeladen! ARD & ZDF fallen der wehrhaften Demokratie beim Kampf gegen die AfD permanent in den Rücken und machen systematisch alle Anstrengungen zunichte!
ABER: Dafür werden sie dann von Caren Miosga & Lanz eingeladen! ARD & ZDF fallen der wehrhaften Demokratie beim Kampf gegen die AfD permanent in den Rücken und machen systematisch alle Anstrengungen zunichte!
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
BREAKING: Hotel kündigt allen AfD Funktionären. Caterer hat Essen zurückgezogen (Gießen).
ABER: Dafür werden sie dann von Caren Miosga & Lanz eingeladen! ARD & ZDF fallen der wehrhaften Demokratie beim Kampf gegen die AfD permanent in den Rücken und machen systematisch alle Anstrengungen zunichte!
ABER: Dafür werden sie dann von Caren Miosga & Lanz eingeladen! ARD & ZDF fallen der wehrhaften Demokratie beim Kampf gegen die AfD permanent in den Rücken und machen systematisch alle Anstrengungen zunichte!
September 26, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Yeah I'm married. I've hired the caterer, the photographer, found a venue. Just need a girlfriend & I'm set
May 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Yeah I'm married. I've hired the caterer, the photographer, found a venue. Just need a girlfriend & I'm set
Reminds me. The caterer didn't show up at my first wedding.
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Reminds me. The caterer didn't show up at my first wedding.
To this day, this is one of my favorite comic panels.
April 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
To this day, this is one of my favorite comic panels.
BALDOR, CATERER OF MORIA
May 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
BALDOR, CATERER OF MORIA
There’s no comparison between the two
Caterer was a good man Trump is a criminal
Caterer was a good man Trump is a criminal
March 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
There’s no comparison between the two
Caterer was a good man Trump is a criminal
Caterer was a good man Trump is a criminal
Ran into Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer at the con this morning. I had no idea he was Canadian!
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Ran into Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer at the con this morning. I had no idea he was Canadian!
Neuer Preußen Caterer stellt sein Konzept vor.
March 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Neuer Preußen Caterer stellt sein Konzept vor.
*frantically dialing the caterer for the boys’ b’nai mitzvah to see if we can make a last minute menu change*
sorry, folks: bats are NOT kosher
February 9, 2024 at 11:32 PM
*frantically dialing the caterer for the boys’ b’nai mitzvah to see if we can make a last minute menu change*
That's like saying the caterer thought it went well.
August 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That's like saying the caterer thought it went well.