Narrator: She made this up.
December 16, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Narrator: She made this up.
CERN Researchers Apologize For Destruction Of 5 Parallel Universes In Recent Experiment https://theonion.com/cern-researchers-apologize-for-destruction-of-5-paralle-1819579830/
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
CERN Researchers Apologize For Destruction Of 5 Parallel Universes In Recent Experiment https://theonion.com/cern-researchers-apologize-for-destruction-of-5-paralle-1819579830/
CERN took some antiprotons on a field trip! apnews.com/article/cern... (HT @matociquala.bsky.social)
Geneva's CERN hails delicate test on transporting antimatter as a scientific success
Scientists at CERN took some antiprotons out for a spin in a never-tried-before test drive. Tuesday's experiment was hailed as a success.
apnews.com
March 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
CERN took some antiprotons on a field trip! apnews.com/article/cern... (HT @matociquala.bsky.social)
boob scientists at cern have discovered the higgs bosom
August 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
boob scientists at cern have discovered the higgs bosom
CERN scientists sobbing in the corner when they see this
cat-powered purrticle accelerator.
#cats #catsofbluesky #hadroncollider #cern #zoomspeed
cat-powered purrticle accelerator.
#cats #catsofbluesky #hadroncollider #cern #zoomspeed
April 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
CERN scientists sobbing in the corner when they see this
cat-powered purrticle accelerator.
#cats #catsofbluesky #hadroncollider #cern #zoomspeed
cat-powered purrticle accelerator.
#cats #catsofbluesky #hadroncollider #cern #zoomspeed
FPGA for All — CERN Releases “colibri” VHDL Library
FPGA for All — CERN Releases “colibri” VHDL Library
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:08 AM
FPGA for All — CERN Releases “colibri” VHDL Library
Had a wonderful week at CERN, checking out experiments and talking to folks about particle physics. What an exciting place! Super grateful to everyone who took the time to talk with me and show me around!
September 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Had a wonderful week at CERN, checking out experiments and talking to folks about particle physics. What an exciting place! Super grateful to everyone who took the time to talk with me and show me around!
you can’t spell CONCERN without CERN.. really makes you think
July 2, 2026 at 6:21 AM
you can’t spell CONCERN without CERN.. really makes you think
It's Intenational Celebration of Women in Science Day!
The CERN Lab in Geneva has this page in honor of the day.
home.cern/news/news/ce...
The CERN Lab in Geneva has this page in honor of the day.
home.cern/news/news/ce...
International Day of Women and Girls in Science 2025
From left to right: Irene, Sofia, Eva, Maria, Asar and Marta share their stories about working at CERN on the occasion of the International Day of Women and Girls in Science. (Image: CERN) On 11 Febru...
home.cern
February 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's Intenational Celebration of Women in Science Day!
The CERN Lab in Geneva has this page in honor of the day.
home.cern/news/news/ce...
The CERN Lab in Geneva has this page in honor of the day.
home.cern/news/news/ce...
Introducing CERN 2
July 2, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Introducing CERN 2
It's because you were closer to CERN
July 2, 2026 at 9:24 AM
It's because you were closer to CERN
CERN sells its own Toblerone!
September 18, 2026 at 5:27 AM
CERN sells its own Toblerone!
"CERN is called... The Beast".
Meanwhile, the physicist at CERN:
Meanwhile, the physicist at CERN:
December 16, 2024 at 11:28 PM
"CERN is called... The Beast".
Meanwhile, the physicist at CERN:
Meanwhile, the physicist at CERN:
TikTok is obsessed with the idea that the CERN shutdown caused a global disruption in women's menstruation patterns.
August 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
TikTok is obsessed with the idea that the CERN shutdown caused a global disruption in women's menstruation patterns.
CERN 2 : Elastic Secondortoo
July 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM
CERN 2 : Elastic Secondortoo
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
July 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
Der Gedanke, dass am CERN ein allesverschlingendes Schwarzes Loch erzeugt werden könnte, verliert so langsam seinen Schrecken.
January 20, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Der Gedanke, dass am CERN ein allesverschlingendes Schwarzes Loch erzeugt werden könnte, verliert so langsam seinen Schrecken.
⚡️CERN ends cooperation with Russian institutes.
The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) on Nov. 30 officially cut ties with research institutes in Russia, following a decision to allow the cooperation agreement to expire in light of the full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) on Nov. 30 officially cut ties with research institutes in Russia, following a decision to allow the cooperation agreement to expire in light of the full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
CERN ends cooperation with Russian institutes
The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) on Nov. 30 officially cut ties with research institutes in Russia, following a decision to allow the cooperation agreement to expire in light of t...
kyivindependent.com
November 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
⚡️CERN ends cooperation with Russian institutes.
The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) on Nov. 30 officially cut ties with research institutes in Russia, following a decision to allow the cooperation agreement to expire in light of the full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) on Nov. 30 officially cut ties with research institutes in Russia, following a decision to allow the cooperation agreement to expire in light of the full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
im 1 particles tall and well.. theyre goign to collide me, oh well !
August 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
im 1 particles tall and well.. theyre goign to collide me, oh well !
Work trip to CERN 🤩🎬
February 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Work trip to CERN 🤩🎬
i'm zooming around in the big tube at CERN just fuckin obliterating particles
September 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i'm zooming around in the big tube at CERN just fuckin obliterating particles
European labs get aligned at CERN
Eleven laboratories came to CERN to measure the same object using their state-of-the-art equipment, in order to establish a common definition of alignment uncertainty in their measurements.
Eleven laboratories came to CERN to measure the same object using their state-of-the-art equipment, in order to establish a common definition of alignment uncertainty in their measurements.
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
European labs get aligned at CERN
Eleven laboratories came to CERN to measure the same object using their state-of-the-art equipment, in order to establish a common definition of alignment uncertainty in their measurements.
Eleven laboratories came to CERN to measure the same object using their state-of-the-art equipment, in order to establish a common definition of alignment uncertainty in their measurements.
Physiker sind alle gleich: Harte Schale, weicher CERN.
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Physiker sind alle gleich: Harte Schale, weicher CERN.
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM