*checks sadly* my email works
November 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
*checks sadly* my email works
And yet, Trump promised everyone $5,000 checks from all the tariff money he was supposedly collecting.
November 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
And yet, Trump promised everyone $5,000 checks from all the tariff money he was supposedly collecting.
He knows who signs his checks!
November 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
He knows who signs his checks!
Rep. @donforohio.bsky.social Leonard making a name for himself by — *checks notes* — doing the right thing
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November 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Rep. @donforohio.bsky.social Leonard making a name for himself by — *checks notes* — doing the right thing
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And the id of Blueskyism just won *checks notes* South Carolina.
November 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
And the id of Blueskyism just won *checks notes* South Carolina.
Then you should quit and stop cashing checks from the Wizard book nazi
“I believe, in my bones, that trans people, queer people, people of all creeds and color have got the right to be treated with respect and dignity and safety at all times" says Paapa Essiedu, who plays Snape in the new 'Harry Potter' series. "That’s what I believe." vanityfair.visitlink.me/gOELO7
November 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Then you should quit and stop cashing checks from the Wizard book nazi
interested in cashing those checks though
November 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
interested in cashing those checks though
⚡ Curious owl checks out a Ukrainian Vampire drone.
November 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
⚡ Curious owl checks out a Ukrainian Vampire drone.
What’s for breakfast?
*checks fridge*
Cheesecake
*checks fridge*
Cheesecake
November 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
What’s for breakfast?
*checks fridge*
Cheesecake
*checks fridge*
Cheesecake
username checks out
November 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
username checks out
I was gonna say. I’m no expert but this checks out
November 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I was gonna say. I’m no expert but this checks out
checks out
November 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
checks out
I guess he can start with *checks notes*, Texas. 😆
November 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I guess he can start with *checks notes*, Texas. 😆
Attorney General wants to make checks and balances and congressional oversight a criminal offense. bsky.app/profile/atru...
BASH: Trump said Democratic lawmakers are 'extortionists and should be in prison.' Is that a possibility?
BLANCHE: Well, it depends on what the crime is and what they've done
BLANCHE: Well, it depends on what the crime is and what they've done
November 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Attorney General wants to make checks and balances and congressional oversight a criminal offense. bsky.app/profile/atru...
"we also need to get coffee at (*checks Claude*) the Brooklyn Starbucks"
November 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"we also need to get coffee at (*checks Claude*) the Brooklyn Starbucks"
*checks how No Kings movement feels about coronations*
Van Hollen on leadership fight: "There's a growing view that there should not be a coronation."
November 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
*checks how No Kings movement feels about coronations*
Thank you *checks notes* Jefferson Davis County voters
November 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Thank you *checks notes* Jefferson Davis County voters
Eldest daughter is working on the vote count. It is, by her telling, gloriously manual. Piles of papers. People moving seats and recounting. Checks and double checks and scrutineers walking the floor.
This gives me huge optimism.
This gives me huge optimism.
November 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Eldest daughter is working on the vote count. It is, by her telling, gloriously manual. Piles of papers. People moving seats and recounting. Checks and double checks and scrutineers walking the floor.
This gives me huge optimism.
This gives me huge optimism.
And yes the boy @maxarlo.bsky.social is still locked and doing cage checks. Going on 6 weeks no cum.
November 11, 2026 at 9:38 AM
And yes the boy @maxarlo.bsky.social is still locked and doing cage checks. Going on 6 weeks no cum.
Here's Thomas Massie saying something *VERY* antisemitic [checks notes] Friday
November 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Here's Thomas Massie saying something *VERY* antisemitic [checks notes] Friday
He didn't know any better, he was a child of merely (checks notes) thirty four
Don’t think I’ve ever read anything as awful as this in a long time.
November 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
He didn't know any better, he was a child of merely (checks notes) thirty four
nobody lets their 30 year old daughter go to *checks notes* a bar in WILLIAMSBURG at *checks notes again* 6:30 PM with nobody *checks notes a third time* except the dozen or so other reality tv alumni who would be with her including several locals 💀 #bb28
November 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
nobody lets their 30 year old daughter go to *checks notes* a bar in WILLIAMSBURG at *checks notes again* 6:30 PM with nobody *checks notes a third time* except the dozen or so other reality tv alumni who would be with her including several locals 💀 #bb28
i see the conciliatory executive branch has adopted a stance of moderation that counsels against aggressive checks on their lawlessness and pushes for accountability for their lawlessness. in this essay/commentary i will ...
wait.
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AG says he will be monitoring the opposition's speech and trying to jail those he deems go too far.
"There's been so much vile rhetoric coming out the incoming congressmen and senators... You cannot threaten... We cannot let the rhetoric turn from just honest debate to actual criminal conduct."
"There's been so much vile rhetoric coming out the incoming congressmen and senators... You cannot threaten... We cannot let the rhetoric turn from just honest debate to actual criminal conduct."
November 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i see the conciliatory executive branch has adopted a stance of moderation that counsels against aggressive checks on their lawlessness and pushes for accountability for their lawlessness. in this essay/commentary i will ...
wait.
*checks notes*
oops!
wait.
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oops!
She has long blonde hair and she's a liar so she checks all the boxes.
November 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
She has long blonde hair and she's a liar so she checks all the boxes.
These legs got lasered so goodnites till inflamation goes down, frequent checks required
November 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
These legs got lasered so goodnites till inflamation goes down, frequent checks required