Arrived at the yard. Big fireball and chooks and ducks waiting for breakfast
November 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Arrived at the yard. Big fireball and chooks and ducks waiting for breakfast
30 bucks, wow. She must have spoiled chooks.
November 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
30 bucks, wow. She must have spoiled chooks.
Find a chicken-having neighbor. Chooks LOVE ‘em!
November 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Find a chicken-having neighbor. Chooks LOVE ‘em!
Hope his chooks turn into emus and kick his dunny down (ancient Australian curse C20)
November 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Hope his chooks turn into emus and kick his dunny down (ancient Australian curse C20)
My parents have gone to visit my brother in his new gaff in Huddersfield so I am chicken sitting!
October 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
My parents have gone to visit my brother in his new gaff in Huddersfield so I am chicken sitting!
Well, I'll wager there's someone nearby with some chooks when they begin to overwhelm. Ya just need a 20L/5 Gal bucket and lid from Canadian Tire 🙂
November 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Well, I'll wager there's someone nearby with some chooks when they begin to overwhelm. Ya just need a 20L/5 Gal bucket and lid from Canadian Tire 🙂
If you grow a vegetable garden, the chooks will clear it out for you.
October 29, 2026 at 8:03 AM
If you grow a vegetable garden, the chooks will clear it out for you.
they're using them for biodiesel, i think. just chucking them chooks into the compactor.
October 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
they're using them for biodiesel, i think. just chucking them chooks into the compactor.
Hey, I haven't said a ton to you but I wantcha to know I'm super proud and happy for you! Here's to the (potential) Year of the Chooks!
November 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Hey, I haven't said a ton to you but I wantcha to know I'm super proud and happy for you! Here's to the (potential) Year of the Chooks!
Check in your weird friends… this is the kind of shit we’re doing left unsupervised.
Mystic fortune chicken ◀️ Halloween party 🎃
#chickens #backyardchickens #chooks #mysticchicken #halloween #mystic #crystalball #doomsday #doomsdayholiday #notatoy
Mystic fortune chicken ◀️ Halloween party 🎃
#chickens #backyardchickens #chooks #mysticchicken #halloween #mystic #crystalball #doomsday #doomsdayholiday #notatoy
October 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Check in your weird friends… this is the kind of shit we’re doing left unsupervised.
Mystic fortune chicken ◀️ Halloween party 🎃
#chickens #backyardchickens #chooks #mysticchicken #halloween #mystic #crystalball #doomsday #doomsdayholiday #notatoy
Mystic fortune chicken ◀️ Halloween party 🎃
#chickens #backyardchickens #chooks #mysticchicken #halloween #mystic #crystalball #doomsday #doomsdayholiday #notatoy
Today's tales from the @notquitewrite.com crypt of content:
Bureaucratic hell, equine romps, prehistoric chooks, demon diaries, trickling sweat, wishful bones, robot overlords, shining stars, face paint and a detective who's wet behind the ears.
Oh, the VARIETY!
Bureaucratic hell, equine romps, prehistoric chooks, demon diaries, trickling sweat, wishful bones, robot overlords, shining stars, face paint and a detective who's wet behind the ears.
Oh, the VARIETY!
Cute Green Creature Reading a Book
ALT: Cute Green Creature Reading a Book
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October 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Today's tales from the @notquitewrite.com crypt of content:
Bureaucratic hell, equine romps, prehistoric chooks, demon diaries, trickling sweat, wishful bones, robot overlords, shining stars, face paint and a detective who's wet behind the ears.
Oh, the VARIETY!
Bureaucratic hell, equine romps, prehistoric chooks, demon diaries, trickling sweat, wishful bones, robot overlords, shining stars, face paint and a detective who's wet behind the ears.
Oh, the VARIETY!
Maybe I will have him stop at the tacoria on the corner...hmmm
I really need to look at the sweet potatoes and bring in some lettuce today. Check on ths chooks and basils. Basil may be cold damaged, even tho it is covered.
Gonna avoid the crazy until a bit later. Then may hunt for results...or not
I really need to look at the sweet potatoes and bring in some lettuce today. Check on ths chooks and basils. Basil may be cold damaged, even tho it is covered.
Gonna avoid the crazy until a bit later. Then may hunt for results...or not
November 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Maybe I will have him stop at the tacoria on the corner...hmmm
I really need to look at the sweet potatoes and bring in some lettuce today. Check on ths chooks and basils. Basil may be cold damaged, even tho it is covered.
Gonna avoid the crazy until a bit later. Then may hunt for results...or not
I really need to look at the sweet potatoes and bring in some lettuce today. Check on ths chooks and basils. Basil may be cold damaged, even tho it is covered.
Gonna avoid the crazy until a bit later. Then may hunt for results...or not
November 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I once was in charge of a freezer aisle of a supermarket in NZ.
The store person got me stoned. It wasn't assault or anything. I was willing.
We ran out of chooks.
I'd like to apologise to anybody that day, 37 ish years ago, who went home chookless.
I blame the manager, who should have known better.
The store person got me stoned. It wasn't assault or anything. I was willing.
We ran out of chooks.
I'd like to apologise to anybody that day, 37 ish years ago, who went home chookless.
I blame the manager, who should have known better.
As a cyber person, want to point out some nuances here:
1. There are real legitimate reasons for commercial grade freezers and fridges to be networked (remote monitoring, stock tracking, temperature safety logging)
2. These hacked refrigeration units aren't necessarily exposed on the internet.
1. There are real legitimate reasons for commercial grade freezers and fridges to be networked (remote monitoring, stock tracking, temperature safety logging)
2. These hacked refrigeration units aren't necessarily exposed on the internet.
we gotta unplug the appliances from the internet, folks. not worth the risk. you can just have a button that turns the temp up and down www.ft.com/content/2526...
November 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I once was in charge of a freezer aisle of a supermarket in NZ.
The store person got me stoned. It wasn't assault or anything. I was willing.
We ran out of chooks.
I'd like to apologise to anybody that day, 37 ish years ago, who went home chookless.
I blame the manager, who should have known better.
The store person got me stoned. It wasn't assault or anything. I was willing.
We ran out of chooks.
I'd like to apologise to anybody that day, 37 ish years ago, who went home chookless.
I blame the manager, who should have known better.
Why am I like this 🤣
Sorry Dolly Babe 💁♀️
#chickens #chooks #dollybabe #backyardchickens #funny #dancing #animals
Sorry Dolly Babe 💁♀️
#chickens #chooks #dollybabe #backyardchickens #funny #dancing #animals
November 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Why am I like this 🤣
Sorry Dolly Babe 💁♀️
#chickens #chooks #dollybabe #backyardchickens #funny #dancing #animals
Sorry Dolly Babe 💁♀️
#chickens #chooks #dollybabe #backyardchickens #funny #dancing #animals
Chooks tour, game 2. Boro Badgers at Slaven Park, Middlesbrough.
Badgers 170-5, Gary Hutchinson 109 not out.
Chooks were 90-6. Brodie Hayes got 58 not out and they needed 9 off the last over.
Got 8. Tie.
Full game on YouTube, link in replies.
#cricket
Badgers 170-5, Gary Hutchinson 109 not out.
Chooks were 90-6. Brodie Hayes got 58 not out and they needed 9 off the last over.
Got 8. Tie.
Full game on YouTube, link in replies.
#cricket
October 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Chooks tour, game 2. Boro Badgers at Slaven Park, Middlesbrough.
Badgers 170-5, Gary Hutchinson 109 not out.
Chooks were 90-6. Brodie Hayes got 58 not out and they needed 9 off the last over.
Got 8. Tie.
Full game on YouTube, link in replies.
#cricket
Badgers 170-5, Gary Hutchinson 109 not out.
Chooks were 90-6. Brodie Hayes got 58 not out and they needed 9 off the last over.
Got 8. Tie.
Full game on YouTube, link in replies.
#cricket
also next year is most likely when all the stuff i want to do on this front will happen, and that year also being 2027 (27 being a number i associate with myself) is a glorious coincidence
i don't want to say anything too early, but. we might have the true year of chooks coming up
i don't want to say anything too early, but. we might have the true year of chooks coming up
November 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
also next year is most likely when all the stuff i want to do on this front will happen, and that year also being 2027 (27 being a number i associate with myself) is a glorious coincidence
i don't want to say anything too early, but. we might have the true year of chooks coming up
i don't want to say anything too early, but. we might have the true year of chooks coming up
Clucky Chooks were 138-5 at Kirkstall. Slipped to 171 all out.
Luke Hirst, 4 overs of nasty round arm medium pace, 3 for 7. Brodie Hayes, unbeaten all tour, gone for a duck.
Terriers need 172 from 40. Chooks need a big bowling day against the best batting side they've faced so far.
Luke Hirst, 4 overs of nasty round arm medium pace, 3 for 7. Brodie Hayes, unbeaten all tour, gone for a duck.
Terriers need 172 from 40. Chooks need a big bowling day against the best batting side they've faced so far.
November 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Clucky Chooks were 138-5 at Kirkstall. Slipped to 171 all out.
Luke Hirst, 4 overs of nasty round arm medium pace, 3 for 7. Brodie Hayes, unbeaten all tour, gone for a duck.
Terriers need 172 from 40. Chooks need a big bowling day against the best batting side they've faced so far.
Luke Hirst, 4 overs of nasty round arm medium pace, 3 for 7. Brodie Hayes, unbeaten all tour, gone for a duck.
Terriers need 172 from 40. Chooks need a big bowling day against the best batting side they've faced so far.
Our chooks had the same problem with the bush turkeys, rainbow lorikeets and local peacocks eating their food. I couldn't afford all the feeder grains lol...
November 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Our chooks had the same problem with the bush turkeys, rainbow lorikeets and local peacocks eating their food. I couldn't afford all the feeder grains lol...
We all need six or so delusional free-range chooks 🐓...
October 28, 2026 at 8:33 AM
We all need six or so delusional free-range chooks 🐓...
How lovely, so clean and tidy. My run is a disgrace at the moment as I’ve had no time or it’s been raining. Poor chooks. 😞
October 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
How lovely, so clean and tidy. My run is a disgrace at the moment as I’ve had no time or it’s been raining. Poor chooks. 😞