#clowndick
I understand Stephens' Pulitzer disappeared sometime after this column appeared, replaced a sticky note that read, simply, "Fuck this absolute clowndick I am out - P"
No one who implements AI into their business gets to be called a working class anything except enemy.
December 12, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Anyone who thinks this was the work of leftists is an absolute clowndick. Only an extremely online cis, white, and likely very rightwing 4Chan type dude leaves a message like that.
September 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Resist adornment

good morning
September 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
When you fuck a clown you get clown dick #clown #clowndick #pupclown #circus
June 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
what an utter fucking clowndick
January 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
and thankfully the ethics of cloning are fraught enough to prevent it from happening *before* a clowndick like this decides to make a baby to be his own blood boy. We will not be getting "Parts: the Clonus Horror" anytime soon.
July 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
President Poopypants Von Clowndick should be rotting in prison.

The Biden administration failed America in their inability to hold
him accountable for January 6th and his myriad other crimes.
September 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Was that the clowndick incident?
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Grok, generate an image of a Clowndick class battleship in the art style of a G.I. Joe box and brand it with a Trump logo”
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The use of the royal we is a nice touch. Fuckin clowndick
June 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I am history's greatest monster because I don't like it when my ten-year-old uses words like "clowndick"...
February 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Come to think, clown has a similar, PG rated versatility, clownface, clowndick, clownshoes, &c.
December 31, 2023 at 5:54 AM
How does one senile clowndick get to "decide?" What kind of junta-ass shit show are they running down there anyway?
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
might have to safeword that last one, dunno if i could maintain the cadence necessary with a clowndick that deep inside me,,

and i deffo dont wanna break and start giggling mid fuck,,,, i dont know what would happen if this honker didn't get the hyucks,,
July 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This clowndick will forever be dead to me. youtu.be/YsbGbZ7lu0k?...
Craig Smith Scores OT Winner After Miscommunication Behind Capitals Net
YouTube video by SPORTSNET
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July 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Lol, lmao

What an absolute clowndick.
May 9, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I just heard the term “clowndick” & it’s my new go to.
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Officer clowndick pissed himself. pass it on.
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
March 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
lmfao, it was and it’s also feels like I need to pen a novel titled

The Clowndick Debacle
Was that the clowndick incident?
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I get it. More leftist than thou.

My timeline tells you I play that. But the Overton Window used to be a million miles to the left. There is a very palpable and obvious degradation.

You pretending there's no degradation is clowndick shit. It removes accountability from the equation and we need it.
September 27, 2026 at 1:24 AM
If I didn't already like you, you would've forever earned a place in my heart for introducing me to the word "clowndick." Thank you.
December 12, 2024 at 10:19 PM
God I hate "Prime Days" so much. Just bend over and spread for a week because that gormless clowndick might sprinkle a few coins across your ass. Fucking embarrassing.
July 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM