I’m a T4T cisgendered bisexual-lesbian woman building a dating app for dudes called “cockpunch, why knot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯?”
April 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I’m a T4T cisgendered bisexual-lesbian woman building a dating app for dudes called “cockpunch, why knot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯?”
WHYYYYY?!?!
Thank you for this absolute cockpunch at 9am.
I think I would sob harder than when Blitz crashes out if true
Thank you for this absolute cockpunch at 9am.
I think I would sob harder than when Blitz crashes out if true
New thought on Millie being pregnant.
What if this is a rainbow pregnancy?
M&M have previously tried for a baby. Were successful but before they could announced it, they lost it
Millie’s panic comes from reliving that moment
She wasn’t ready yet
What if this is a rainbow pregnancy?
M&M have previously tried for a baby. Were successful but before they could announced it, they lost it
Millie’s panic comes from reliving that moment
She wasn’t ready yet
September 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
WHYYYYY?!?!
Thank you for this absolute cockpunch at 9am.
I think I would sob harder than when Blitz crashes out if true
Thank you for this absolute cockpunch at 9am.
I think I would sob harder than when Blitz crashes out if true
I would pay good money to cockpunch Stephen A
June 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I would pay good money to cockpunch Stephen A
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
A superb cockpunch! I hope the rest of the world takes heart from it and does the same. They are much weaker than they pretend to be.
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A superb cockpunch! I hope the rest of the world takes heart from it and does the same. They are much weaker than they pretend to be.
Twat having a phone conversation on speaker. The bloke he is talking to repeats the last sentence, or part of whatever he says. Whatever he says.
And I want to cockpunch them both. Cockpunch them both.
And I want to cockpunch them both. Cockpunch them both.
September 4, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Twat having a phone conversation on speaker. The bloke he is talking to repeats the last sentence, or part of whatever he says. Whatever he says.
And I want to cockpunch them both. Cockpunch them both.
And I want to cockpunch them both. Cockpunch them both.
Anyone else want to punch my cock and watch it spin
#ballbusting #ballbust #cockpunch #gayballbust #ballwhights
#ballbusting #ballbust #cockpunch #gayballbust #ballwhights
June 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Anyone else want to punch my cock and watch it spin
#ballbusting #ballbust #cockpunch #gayballbust #ballwhights
#ballbusting #ballbust #cockpunch #gayballbust #ballwhights
I would pay good money to cockpunch Collinsworth
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I would pay good money to cockpunch Collinsworth
A perfected executed flying cockpunch in the Sharks-Seawolves Major League Rugby match Saturday night.
March 10, 2024 at 5:56 AM
A perfected executed flying cockpunch in the Sharks-Seawolves Major League Rugby match Saturday night.
Many things piss me off about Apple and the way it playpens its users...but the bullshit where you can't purchase a film or tv show to watch via the app unless you purchase it on an Apple device makes me want to dig up Steve Jobs and cockpunch his corpse.
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Many things piss me off about Apple and the way it playpens its users...but the bullshit where you can't purchase a film or tv show to watch via the app unless you purchase it on an Apple device makes me want to dig up Steve Jobs and cockpunch his corpse.
1/8th slow motion cockpunch cumshot from Dick Pummeler 6900 massage gun available now at Sharper Image and Brooks Brothers #brownfriday #adpartner
November 29, 2024 at 7:05 PM
1/8th slow motion cockpunch cumshot from Dick Pummeler 6900 massage gun available now at Sharper Image and Brooks Brothers #brownfriday #adpartner
Cockpunch, why not?!
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Cockpunch, why not?!
I would like to cockpunch whoever dreamed up the "wifi is booming" series of ads. FUCK COMCRAP.
May 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I would like to cockpunch whoever dreamed up the "wifi is booming" series of ads. FUCK COMCRAP.
There was a podcast a looooong time ago called 'Angry Mac Bastards', and they were adamant that there needed to be a 'cockpunch-over-IP' protocol.
Nothing I've witnessed since has made me believe otherwise.
Nothing I've witnessed since has made me believe otherwise.
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
There was a podcast a looooong time ago called 'Angry Mac Bastards', and they were adamant that there needed to be a 'cockpunch-over-IP' protocol.
Nothing I've witnessed since has made me believe otherwise.
Nothing I've witnessed since has made me believe otherwise.
cockpunch is always good...
February 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
cockpunch is always good...
Yep and US automakers were already having a hard enough time selling the fully-complete, overpriced cars and trucks they did manage build. Easing the 300+ day oversupply on some models may help, but maybe this finally kills the corrupt dealer model.
Tariffs are still a dumb self-cockpunch overall.
Tariffs are still a dumb self-cockpunch overall.
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yep and US automakers were already having a hard enough time selling the fully-complete, overpriced cars and trucks they did manage build. Easing the 300+ day oversupply on some models may help, but maybe this finally kills the corrupt dealer model.
Tariffs are still a dumb self-cockpunch overall.
Tariffs are still a dumb self-cockpunch overall.
That’s why they in mute. I’d pay $500 to cockpunch him
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
That’s why they in mute. I’d pay $500 to cockpunch him
I fiercely want to cockpunch those racist motherfuckers.
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I fiercely want to cockpunch those racist motherfuckers.
Can we start a “Cockpunch David Stearns “ line now? I’ll go second.
May 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Can we start a “Cockpunch David Stearns “ line now? I’ll go second.
Himself is off work and was meant to be decorating my front parlour but I'm not letting him now. He's getting under my feet and simultaneously on my tits. Going to cockpunch him if he doesn't go somewhere else.
August 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Himself is off work and was meant to be decorating my front parlour but I'm not letting him now. He's getting under my feet and simultaneously on my tits. Going to cockpunch him if he doesn't go somewhere else.
We are all waiting for the atomic cockpunch now.
October 31, 2024 at 1:02 PM
We are all waiting for the atomic cockpunch now.
I need Blöthar to cockpunch this guy in order to make things right.
So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”
Jorginho Frello has released a new statement, now clarifying that Chappell Roan had nothing to do with the security guard that approached his child.
He states that the bodyguard was present at the hotel on behalf of another artist, not Chappell Roan.
He states that the bodyguard was present at the hotel on behalf of another artist, not Chappell Roan.
April 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I need Blöthar to cockpunch this guy in order to make things right.
If you're thinking tonight is a bellwether of what's to come in the next two years?
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If you're thinking tonight is a bellwether of what's to come in the next two years?
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.
You're goddamn right.
This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.
Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.
We ain't done.