So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"
March 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
July 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
Conservatism is a mental disorder.
April 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Conservatism is a mental disorder.
Conservatism in the United States, summarized —>
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick: "We're a red state. We deserve more representation."
August 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Conservatism in the United States, summarized —>
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
Conservatism should be classified as a mental illness.
August 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Conservatism should be classified as a mental illness.
Republicanism, conservatism, is not consistent with the values of a democracy.
March 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Republicanism, conservatism, is not consistent with the values of a democracy.
This is not conservatism. This is authoritarianism.
Read this headline.
Now read it again.
Now read it again.
You are not alarmed enough.
It is later than you think. 🇺🇸
deadline.com/2026/03/trum...
Now read it again.
Now read it again.
You are not alarmed enough.
It is later than you think. 🇺🇸
deadline.com/2026/03/trum...
March 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
This is not conservatism. This is authoritarianism.
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.
April 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.
american conservatism is not the preservation of fire but the worship of ashes
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
american conservatism is not the preservation of fire but the worship of ashes
conservatism in 2025
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
conservatism in 2025
if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
“I love making women upset” is a really underestimated motivation of modern conservatism
August 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“I love making women upset” is a really underestimated motivation of modern conservatism
The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
CONSERVATISM IS A MENTAL ILLNESS!
March 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
CONSERVATISM IS A MENTAL ILLNESS!
I really don't get American "conservatism".
Last time I checked conservatism is about protecting something.
Example conserving wetlands or a forest to help stop erosion.
But American conservatism isn't about protecting anything useful. They feel the need to protect fascism and racism. WTF?
Last time I checked conservatism is about protecting something.
Example conserving wetlands or a forest to help stop erosion.
But American conservatism isn't about protecting anything useful. They feel the need to protect fascism and racism. WTF?
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I really don't get American "conservatism".
Last time I checked conservatism is about protecting something.
Example conserving wetlands or a forest to help stop erosion.
But American conservatism isn't about protecting anything useful. They feel the need to protect fascism and racism. WTF?
Last time I checked conservatism is about protecting something.
Example conserving wetlands or a forest to help stop erosion.
But American conservatism isn't about protecting anything useful. They feel the need to protect fascism and racism. WTF?
conservatism is for selfish pricks that have yet to master object permanence
75 year old lifelong Republican and Trump voter says he no longer supports Trump after ICE arrested his 45 year old Venezuelan girlfriend.
August 7, 2026 at 10:58 AM
conservatism is for selfish pricks that have yet to master object permanence
conservatism was never just a different political opinion, it was always racism, sexism, and a need to control others
December 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
conservatism was never just a different political opinion, it was always racism, sexism, and a need to control others
American conservatism may not be the absolute worst strain of conservatism in history, but it has to be the most intellectually bankrupt.
“We ripped up all the established norms and now the new world is scary and different!”
Wow, if only there was an ideology dedicated to conserving the old ways.
“We ripped up all the established norms and now the new world is scary and different!”
Wow, if only there was an ideology dedicated to conserving the old ways.
and now these trumpheads are crying crocodile tears about the terror they've unleashed on the american body politic. the coup party "party of coups" is having a big sad that their opponents are also now coup-curious.
sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. you stupid fucking children.
sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. you stupid fucking children.
September 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
American conservatism may not be the absolute worst strain of conservatism in history, but it has to be the most intellectually bankrupt.
“We ripped up all the established norms and now the new world is scary and different!”
Wow, if only there was an ideology dedicated to conserving the old ways.
“We ripped up all the established norms and now the new world is scary and different!”
Wow, if only there was an ideology dedicated to conserving the old ways.
apotheosis of US conservatism
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
apotheosis of US conservatism
this is just conservatism, no understanding of the systems they benefit from and constant false victimhood
It's so exhausting to to be constantly told by American leaders that the defining policy of the 80 odd years during which the US became the most wealthy and powerful country in the history of the world was a grossly unfair failure for them.
US trade secretary Howard Lutnick really not mincing his words here at Davos: "We are here to make a v clear point: globalisation has failed the West and the USA. It's a failed policy. It's what the WEF has stood for, which is, export, offshore, find the cheapest labour in the world."
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 PM
this is just conservatism, no understanding of the systems they benefit from and constant false victimhood