The detail about Elizabeth contriving to look busy as Bingley and Darcy come in 🤌🤌🤌
July 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The detail about Elizabeth contriving to look busy as Bingley and Darcy come in 🤌🤌🤌
Stop contriving ways in which men's sexual desperation makes them fascists.
February 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Stop contriving ways in which men's sexual desperation makes them fascists.
Contriving extra plot reasons why the hrt is extra necessary
You don't need hrt to be valid. But you do need hrt for plot and character development reasons.
‘you don't need hrt to be valid’
correct. i need it to live.
correct. i need it to live.
January 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Contriving extra plot reasons why the hrt is extra necessary
I’m a little sad that Phillips will be remembered for teleporting to breakfast joints and not for contriving a ludicrous conspiracy theory about ballots being collected and cast illegally that became a staple of Trumpworld nonsense.
But as long as he is remembered negatively, I guess I’ll survive.
But as long as he is remembered negatively, I guess I’ll survive.
NEWS: Gregg Phillips, the third-ranking FEMA official in charge of disaster response - who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House - has been ousted from the agency.
www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...
FEMA official who claimed he teleported to Waffle House ousted from agency, sources say | CNN Politics
A top FEMA official who had drawn scrutiny for bizarre past remarks — including claiming he teleported to a Waffle House — has been pushed out of the agency, four sources tell CNN.
www.cnn.com
June 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I’m a little sad that Phillips will be remembered for teleporting to breakfast joints and not for contriving a ludicrous conspiracy theory about ballots being collected and cast illegally that became a staple of Trumpworld nonsense.
But as long as he is remembered negatively, I guess I’ll survive.
But as long as he is remembered negatively, I guess I’ll survive.
solid sub-head - meaning, good lord:”failed to block funding” so contriving an alternate evil to inflict harm on poor children
August 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
solid sub-head - meaning, good lord:”failed to block funding” so contriving an alternate evil to inflict harm on poor children
no clue how i keep contriving better & better grilled cheese but i find a way
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
no clue how i keep contriving better & better grilled cheese but i find a way
contriving ways to work the word spew into my conversations
June 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
contriving ways to work the word spew into my conversations
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is committed to eventually contriving some way to stop calling all these girls he/him
Cursed 100% he/him yuri
May 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is committed to eventually contriving some way to stop calling all these girls he/him
Ghoulish that it exists in the first place; hilarious that it keeps contriving reasons not to pay out.
March 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Ghoulish that it exists in the first place; hilarious that it keeps contriving reasons not to pay out.
Keep contriving those provocative backronym names for bills, NJ
Backronym - Wikipedia
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February 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Keep contriving those provocative backronym names for bills, NJ
Not 100% confident that Mr. Beast isn't actually the anti-christ after all.
There's something not just inhumane, but anti-human in contriving these scenarios to prey on people's material desperation in service of creating an empire of content
There's something not just inhumane, but anti-human in contriving these scenarios to prey on people's material desperation in service of creating an empire of content
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Not 100% confident that Mr. Beast isn't actually the anti-christ after all.
There's something not just inhumane, but anti-human in contriving these scenarios to prey on people's material desperation in service of creating an empire of content
There's something not just inhumane, but anti-human in contriving these scenarios to prey on people's material desperation in service of creating an empire of content
Challenging my skills as an author by contriving plausible sequences of events which result in my OCs innocently getting caught in positions which resemble increasingly esoteric sex acts.
August 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Challenging my skills as an author by contriving plausible sequences of events which result in my OCs innocently getting caught in positions which resemble increasingly esoteric sex acts.
Last night, a globally unpopular narcissist, who is old and ill, flailing and faltering, facing allegations, desperately in need of contriving grandiosity and avoiding humiliation, filled with malice and disdain for the rule of law, and does not see beyond himself, took action.
February 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Last night, a globally unpopular narcissist, who is old and ill, flailing and faltering, facing allegations, desperately in need of contriving grandiosity and avoiding humiliation, filled with malice and disdain for the rule of law, and does not see beyond himself, took action.
“Chat gpt, she is always contriving little lessons for me, she is wise beyond her years as everyone says, and as I am flawed and in need always of instruction she will sometime deign to drop pearls of wisdom from her plentiful store. I’ve prepared several to share with you-“
July 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Chat gpt, she is always contriving little lessons for me, she is wise beyond her years as everyone says, and as I am flawed and in need always of instruction she will sometime deign to drop pearls of wisdom from her plentiful store. I’ve prepared several to share with you-“
The problem with this view is it overlooks how the government are *actively* contriving this situation, and they do not care who gets thrown under the bus while doing so.
The truth is it's going to be a choice between people like this and a Labour or Labour led coalition at the next election. If you think Labour is the same as this sack of shit don't complain when you wake up to a Reform/Tory government in 4 years time and consequences that will follow.
Robert Jenrick, the Tory Shadow Justice Secretary and former Home Office Minister, joining protesters outside an asylum hotel is one of the most disgusting acts by a frontline British politician in living memory.
August 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The problem with this view is it overlooks how the government are *actively* contriving this situation, and they do not care who gets thrown under the bus while doing so.
Even female friendships in these worthless heaps are mostly a female friend of the protagonist's contriving to get her together with some man to ensure the bangmaid/tradwife situation.
January 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Even female friendships in these worthless heaps are mostly a female friend of the protagonist's contriving to get her together with some man to ensure the bangmaid/tradwife situation.
Very much aligning with @natacha.bsky.social's views on 'contrived authority'. Contriving an authority to get an outcome that the UK establishment wants to get. Here on how to misrepresent evidence on the safety of puberty blockers.
September 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Very much aligning with @natacha.bsky.social's views on 'contrived authority'. Contriving an authority to get an outcome that the UK establishment wants to get. Here on how to misrepresent evidence on the safety of puberty blockers.
Even contriving an extremely generous definition of "communism" and steelmanning this to hell and back as "liberals have failed to beat fascists, socialists won't": there is actually no evidence this is true
September 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Even contriving an extremely generous definition of "communism" and steelmanning this to hell and back as "liberals have failed to beat fascists, socialists won't": there is actually no evidence this is true
Giving the british monarchy the finger tangentially and being weird and horny by contriving a scenario where shrinking you by inches grows me by meters
March 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Giving the british monarchy the finger tangentially and being weird and horny by contriving a scenario where shrinking you by inches grows me by meters
I think Elon Musk keeps contriving a Bus But Worse not just because he's an idiot. I think he keeps contriving a Bus But Worse because he is the sort of person who just refuses to accept that Buses, Just Plain and Simple Buses, Are Fine, we should just have more of them.
March 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I think Elon Musk keeps contriving a Bus But Worse not just because he's an idiot. I think he keeps contriving a Bus But Worse because he is the sort of person who just refuses to accept that Buses, Just Plain and Simple Buses, Are Fine, we should just have more of them.
The perfect way for the Kiffin saga to end (by which I mean the worst way) would be for him to leak his decision in the middle of the Iron Bowl. Would be a new level, even for him, of making the entire sport about him while contriving victimhood
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The perfect way for the Kiffin saga to end (by which I mean the worst way) would be for him to leak his decision in the middle of the Iron Bowl. Would be a new level, even for him, of making the entire sport about him while contriving victimhood
True, it took contriving a culture war scenario for him to get any attention.
September 27, 2026 at 8:33 PM
True, it took contriving a culture war scenario for him to get any attention.
This unethical spin headline bullshit is also contriving authority.
"Scottish nurse secures partial victory in trans doctor changing room case
Sandie Peggie wins harassment claim but tribunal dismisses allegations of discrimination and victimisation" - the Guardian
They refuse to refer to Dr. Upton as a woman or use her pronouns, referring to her as "the doctor"
Sandie Peggie wins harassment claim but tribunal dismisses allegations of discrimination and victimisation" - the Guardian
They refuse to refer to Dr. Upton as a woman or use her pronouns, referring to her as "the doctor"
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This unethical spin headline bullshit is also contriving authority.
they do a send off to agent coulson like 3 seasons in a row thinking its over and then keep contriving of ways to get clark gregg back in it was incredible
August 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
they do a send off to agent coulson like 3 seasons in a row thinking its over and then keep contriving of ways to get clark gregg back in it was incredible