Couchfucking quisling
JD Vance accuses the slain Renee Good of perpetrating "an attack on federal law enforcement, an attack on law and order, and attack on the American people"
"That woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation," he adds, repeatedly referring to her as "that woman"
"That woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation," he adds, repeatedly referring to her as "that woman"
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Couchfucking quisling
there's been a pornstar payoff, couchfucking, mic blowing, a porn funnel squirrel, an onlyfans tax fraud scheme and it still isnt even election day
November 4, 2024 at 10:28 PM
there's been a pornstar payoff, couchfucking, mic blowing, a porn funnel squirrel, an onlyfans tax fraud scheme and it still isnt even election day
Go ski in Russia you couchfucking stooge.
🚨 BREAKING: After torpedoing yesterday’s meeting with Zelensky, JD Vance fled to Vermont for vacation—only to be met by hundreds of furious protesters.
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!
March 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Go ski in Russia you couchfucking stooge.
At least he took time from his busy couchfucking schedule to fuck 340 million people instead
July 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
At least he took time from his busy couchfucking schedule to fuck 340 million people instead
The couchfucking jokes really got to him, huh
JD Vance: "Our culture sends a message to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge ... my message to young men is don't allow this broken culture to send you a message that you're a bad person bc you're a man, bc you like to tell a joke, bc you like to have a beer with your friends."
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The couchfucking jokes really got to him, huh
also why vance couchfucking stuck
this is a really underrated factor in the Natalie Harp media explosion
yes, Ossoff hit exactly the right target, but a big reason she was the right target is that everyone else around Trump finds her incredibly weird and offputting and is very excited to talk shit behind her back
yes, Ossoff hit exactly the right target, but a big reason she was the right target is that everyone else around Trump finds her incredibly weird and offputting and is very excited to talk shit behind her back
Anyway it seems she has coworkers who are eager to anonymously share their stories with the press! So I imagine we'll be learning a lot more in the coming days
August 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
also why vance couchfucking stuck
bloated couchfucking tick
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
bloated couchfucking tick
You're accidentally in Pete Hesgeth's Signal chat with the VP et al and you don't flame out with a dick pic request and a couchfucking meme? Please.
March 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You're accidentally in Pete Hesgeth's Signal chat with the VP et al and you don't flame out with a dick pic request and a couchfucking meme? Please.
I mean he's still a pathetic racist couchfucking weirdo that isn't going away
September 16, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I mean he's still a pathetic racist couchfucking weirdo that isn't going away
JD Vance met Pope Francis and he died the next day, and now the Conclave elected a Pope who clearly hates his couchfucking ass.
JD Vance is the worst Catholic on Earth
JD Vance is the worst Catholic on Earth
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
JD Vance met Pope Francis and he died the next day, and now the Conclave elected a Pope who clearly hates his couchfucking ass.
JD Vance is the worst Catholic on Earth
JD Vance is the worst Catholic on Earth
My otherwise completely offline brother has been sending me couchfucking Tiktoks for 24 hours
July 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
My otherwise completely offline brother has been sending me couchfucking Tiktoks for 24 hours
The Pope's body language is "fuck this couchfucking popekiller" its utter revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Pope's body language is "fuck this couchfucking popekiller" its utter revulsion
i’ve tried damn near everything aside from you know tech guy designer drugs but i never tried no PCP. you mean the couchfucking drug? the one that makes people associate me with jd vance? im good
May 2, 2026 at 11:54 AM
i’ve tried damn near everything aside from you know tech guy designer drugs but i never tried no PCP. you mean the couchfucking drug? the one that makes people associate me with jd vance? im good
respectfully: if couchfucking jokes are over the line for you, what content on Bluesky are you here to consume?
Blocked a dude wringing his hands about JD Vance jokes being uncivil. My dude, Vance spouting off about childless people being second class citizens is fucking uncivil, he's lucky we're all diverted by couchfucking jokes at the moment
July 26, 2024 at 12:50 AM
respectfully: if couchfucking jokes are over the line for you, what content on Bluesky are you here to consume?
Tired: couchfucking
Wired: weird
Inspired: whining
Wired: weird
Inspired: whining
August 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Tired: couchfucking
Wired: weird
Inspired: whining
Wired: weird
Inspired: whining
Blocked a dude wringing his hands about JD Vance jokes being uncivil. My dude, Vance spouting off about childless people being second class citizens is fucking uncivil, he's lucky we're all diverted by couchfucking jokes at the moment
July 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Blocked a dude wringing his hands about JD Vance jokes being uncivil. My dude, Vance spouting off about childless people being second class citizens is fucking uncivil, he's lucky we're all diverted by couchfucking jokes at the moment
Couchfucking is a mortal sin
August 28, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Couchfucking is a mortal sin
that was clear the moment he set his couchfucking foot in Dachau.
Yesterday — YESTERDAY — JD Vance visited Dachau and said it drove home “what unspeakable evil was committed and why we should be committed to ensuring it never happens again.”
Today he met with AfD??
He made a mockery of his visit to Dachau. Disgusting.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Today he met with AfD??
He made a mockery of his visit to Dachau. Disgusting.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Vance meets with leader of far-right German party, exports MAGA message
The vice president delivered a scolding speech advocating that Europe move over to accommodate the rising anti-migration, nationalist voices they have sought to block from power.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
that was clear the moment he set his couchfucking foot in Dachau.
The couchfucking jokes are fair game then
JD Vance, Trump's running mate, said re: the debunked smear that Haitians are eating pets that he was willing “to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention.”
JD Vance Stands By False Pet-Eating Claims Roiling Ohio City
After Mr. Vance and former President Donald J. Trump amplified false claims that Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio, were eating pets, the city received numerous bomb threats.
www.nytimes.com
September 15, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The couchfucking jokes are fair game then
Statement from JD Vance: “couchfucking doesn’t look so bad now, does it!”
July 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Statement from JD Vance: “couchfucking doesn’t look so bad now, does it!”
Me showing my offline friend who doesn't follow politics yet another couchfucking joke
July 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Me showing my offline friend who doesn't follow politics yet another couchfucking joke
this couchfucking dork most likely would be even worse
all must go so we can start over with a new normal
all must go so we can start over with a new normal
September 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
this couchfucking dork most likely would be even worse
all must go so we can start over with a new normal
all must go so we can start over with a new normal
the great thing about the couchfucking is that JD Vance will definitely, 100% see your posts
July 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
the great thing about the couchfucking is that JD Vance will definitely, 100% see your posts
Couchfucking henchman rat speaks
NEW: JD Vance describes UK & French troops in Ukraine as “20,000 troops from some random country that hasn’t fought a war in 30 or 40 years”.
Spits in the face of UK & EU troops that died supporting the US in Iraq & Afghanistan.
So revealing. The Atlantic alliance & “special relationship” is dead.
Spits in the face of UK & EU troops that died supporting the US in Iraq & Afghanistan.
So revealing. The Atlantic alliance & “special relationship” is dead.
March 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Couchfucking henchman rat speaks