Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
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March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
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He creates his own reality & expects us to believe it.
The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:
The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:
July 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
He creates his own reality & expects us to believe it.
The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:
The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
April 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
April 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
Corruption creates poverty.
God creates the animals.
May 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
God creates the animals.
Not surprised….hate creates monsters.
April 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Not surprised….hate creates monsters.
So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT????
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT????
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS
Two beautiful creates who now have everything
October 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Two beautiful creates who now have everything
Sudden Death Of Aunt Creates Rupture In Family Gossip Pipeline https://theonion.com/sudden-death-of-aunt-creates-rupture-in-family-gossip-p-1819578447/
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sudden Death Of Aunt Creates Rupture In Family Gossip Pipeline https://theonion.com/sudden-death-of-aunt-creates-rupture-in-family-gossip-p-1819578447/
@sibatable creates edible pasta jeans: #AGoodPlace
September 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
@sibatable creates edible pasta jeans: #AGoodPlace
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files regardless of what happens or whatever BB disastrous distraction the demented, malignant narciscisstic, orange felon deliberately creates!
September 20, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files regardless of what happens or whatever BB disastrous distraction the demented, malignant narciscisstic, orange felon deliberately creates!
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
May 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
Corporate media first creates the news, then profits off selling it.
1/2 You could write a book about one atrocious headline in print NYT today
(I sort of wrote this book 30 years ago, Breaking the News, but others can take a turn.)
What's wrong this headline? Mamdani "faces scrutiny" **ONLY AND EXCLUSIVELY** because NYT decided to make this a "thing."
Really bad.
(I sort of wrote this book 30 years ago, Breaking the News, but others can take a turn.)
What's wrong this headline? Mamdani "faces scrutiny" **ONLY AND EXCLUSIVELY** because NYT decided to make this a "thing."
Really bad.
July 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Corporate media first creates the news, then profits off selling it.
God *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
July 6, 2023 at 5:48 PM
God *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
starts a brand new war and creates a brand new problem for absolutely no reason, lmfao
March 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
starts a brand new war and creates a brand new problem for absolutely no reason, lmfao
Polish painter Nespoon creates street art with lace patterns #WomensArt
May 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Polish painter Nespoon creates street art with lace patterns #WomensArt
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art
Lake Superior, located on the us -Canada border , is so massive that it creates ocean-like waves during winter storms .
July 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Lake Superior, located on the us -Canada border , is so massive that it creates ocean-like waves during winter storms .
White supremacy creates apartheid
Apartheid creates ill-gotten wealth
Ill-gotten wealth creates edgelord billionaire failsons
Edgelord billionaire failsons don’t actually create anything if that’s not already apparent by now
Apartheid creates ill-gotten wealth
Ill-gotten wealth creates edgelord billionaire failsons
Edgelord billionaire failsons don’t actually create anything if that’s not already apparent by now
August 6, 2024 at 12:05 PM
White supremacy creates apartheid
Apartheid creates ill-gotten wealth
Ill-gotten wealth creates edgelord billionaire failsons
Edgelord billionaire failsons don’t actually create anything if that’s not already apparent by now
Apartheid creates ill-gotten wealth
Ill-gotten wealth creates edgelord billionaire failsons
Edgelord billionaire failsons don’t actually create anything if that’s not already apparent by now
"Drain the swamp" party creates swamp
June 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
"Drain the swamp" party creates swamp
Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna
March 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna
@fendepom creates a Prussian Blue chemical reaction through crystal diffusion: #AGoodPlace
September 18, 2026 at 1:23 PM
@fendepom creates a Prussian Blue chemical reaction through crystal diffusion: #AGoodPlace