#creationists
creationists: “dinosaurs and humans coexisted!”

me and the seagull trying to eat my fries: “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

creationists: “no, not like that”
October 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
To young Earth creationists does bombing someone back to the stone age mean like 2025?
April 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
All theists are creationists
March 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
we need young earth creationists in every biology department, antivax cranks in every medical school program, and climate deniers in every chemistry department
that Demsas piece about GOP affirmative action is exactly as bad as you'd think. this is Chait-level shit. this is Conor Friedersdorf quality.
September 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Creationists are so close to getting it...
September 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Not to be too obvious or tautological, but whaddya know, young-Earth creationists are wrong again!

badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/yup-young-...

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Yup. Young-Earth creationists are still wrong.
A claimed lack of supernovae explodes in their faces
badastronomy.beehiiv.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
trans women are not ‘biological men’ regardless of how scientifically illiterate piers morgan chooses to be.

transphobes are like creationists.
I hope you’re all proud of yourselves, you have disgracefully sullied the good name of the renowned and respected Glamour Magazine Women Of The Year Award
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
TERFs are all creationists, exhibit infinity zillion.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
An interesting aspect of science denialism is "crank magnetism": belief in one denialism increases the odds you have other denialist beliefs.

- Young Earth Creationists are often Flat Earthers.
- Many ID Creationists are also HIV/AIDS denialists.
- Antivaxxers are often conspiracy theorists

Why?
January 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
"You're just like the flat earthers and young earth creationists, who for some reason all agree with me!"
Asmongold compared believing trans people exist to being a flat earther, a young earth creationist, and lizard people. The thing is, trans people have the science on our side, and by denying that in the service of pleasing the far right, Asmongold is thinking like a conspiracy theorist himself.
Debunking Asmongold's Trans Conspiracy Theory Takes
YouTube video by Brigitte Empire
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.”

― Isaac Asimov
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Or a conference on evolution where creationists were on the bill.
April 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The creationists didn’t even come up with their own terms
April 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Gotta say, the evangelical creationists really paved the way for that one.
genuinely incredible stuff, negatively polarized against the very *idea* of objective information
July 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
if I wrote a parody of creationists it would not be discernable from actual creationists
April 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Jesse Singal proving that anti-trans extremism is just like creationism. This is the sort of thing creationists do all the time. They accuse the experts of being biased because they have “a professional stake”
Jesse Singal now appears to be siding with Ken Paxton on forced mental health conversion therapy for trans youth.
March 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Creationists create confusion, nonsense, pseudoscience.
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
tbh I keep expecting the creationists to come roaring back in force any day now
June 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No, only real scientists learn history of science. Engineers become creationists who have no idea how science arrived at certain facts.
September 27, 2026 at 12:57 PM
@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social and I just streamed for 8.5 hours to teach creationists about evolution.

Holy crap, I love my job.
November 26, 2024 at 9:25 AM
the required level of science denial to maintain transphobia puts them on par with flat earthers and creationists.

they’re currently running the country.
August 29, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Creationists
February 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why I won't debate creationists.
I don't enter into these kinds of debates either. Nothing in my scientific training equips me to argue with a conspiracy theory.
I was just offered to be on a pilot TV show where people debate various "controversial" topics; they wanted me as an expert defending the reality of the moon landings.

I turned them down flat. I will not elevate conspiracy bullshit into something debatable. Been down that road. It goes nowhere.
May 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Young Earth Creationists:

1. Place head in toilet
2. Flush
August 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM