#croaks
When Trump croaks..we gonna party..
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
there isn't enough prosecco in the world for me when he croaks
January 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Navy should tell Trump, “Of course, we’ll redesign our ships, Sir!” And then do nothing, waiting him out until he croaks.
August 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
You know it's going to be a Christmas miracle if he croaks tonight.

I don't make the rules, it's science.
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
April 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Can’t wait until Dementia Don croaks.
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is very true. If/when The Felon croaks, evil Criminal Johnson & the rest of the crew will continue the destruction. They're a disease that must be 100% eradicated.
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
America is not prepared for the dawn of the Brunette Century when Trump croaks
August 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I predict a baby boom when Trump croaks.
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just wait. Much worse is coming. Before he croaks he will burn it all to the ground.
October 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
rainy day tunes (2020)
March 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
qanon has primed these people to write-in Trump for at least a decade after he croaks
It is wild the number of voters that show up for Trump and nobody else
rural Wisconsin counties that went for Trump by roughly 20% voted for the liberal candidate today.
April 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I hope Jack Smith files the charges again even if Donald Trump croaks in office.
November 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
If Trump croaks in 2025, I’ll give up donuts for a week. 👀
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
they're going to try to do it to Trump too, mark my words. 10 minutes after he finally croaks it'll be "Donald? not ringing a bell"
October 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Lol hope he croaks with "you're fuckin weird bro" ringing m his rotten racist ears
Last night 92-year-old Joe Arpaio lost his second attempt to become mayor of his town of Fountain Hills, Arizona, coming in third place, with 15% of the vote
July 31, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Once again, croaks an exhausted Cassandra:

IT'S THE WHITE SUPREMACY, STUPID.
May 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this is gonna be the first thing i post when he croaks
March 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
When Trump croaks let’s not lower the flags, but instead raise them higher up
January 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It croaks?
October 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I hope he croaks on camera.
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If he croaks overnight I am taking full credit for it
August 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Man I really hope he croaks soon
July 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hopefully he's making this face when he finally croaks
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 AM