It’s crazy to live thru yet another historical event but it’s not like A CROWBAR TO THE STOMACH THIS TIME
November 4, 2026 at 8:51 AM
It’s crazy to live thru yet another historical event but it’s not like A CROWBAR TO THE STOMACH THIS TIME
There was a "WASTED" joke in there somewhere...
Crowbar Autumn | Nov. 2026 — crowbar.
www.crowbar.diy
November 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
There was a "WASTED" joke in there somewhere...
2000's irony poisoning with a fresh crowbar
October 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
2000's irony poisoning with a fresh crowbar
HEY CIS PEOPLE: here is your reminder that things are Still Not Remotely Okay for trans people in the US, and a fair chunk of this blue wave has come out in favor of that. What we've won is a slim gddamn chance, and we need you to get a crowbar into it and pry it wider.
November 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
HEY CIS PEOPLE: here is your reminder that things are Still Not Remotely Okay for trans people in the US, and a fair chunk of this blue wave has come out in favor of that. What we've won is a slim gddamn chance, and we need you to get a crowbar into it and pry it wider.
I think we need to beat Sam Altman to death with a crowbar.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers
"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
October 31, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I think we need to beat Sam Altman to death with a crowbar.
On it.
Patrick Star's Intense Crowbar Moment
Alt: Patrick Star's Intense Crowbar Moment
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November 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
On it.
I can’t believe you want your own private crowbar, that is a terrible allocation of limited crowbar resources.
We should take him to a crowbar centre and everyone can take a turn.
We should take him to a crowbar centre and everyone can take a turn.
October 31, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I can’t believe you want your own private crowbar, that is a terrible allocation of limited crowbar resources.
We should take him to a crowbar centre and everyone can take a turn.
We should take him to a crowbar centre and everyone can take a turn.
Last day! Get out there, hit the polls! I'm sick of this shit, we need to crowbar these incumbent mummies out of office!
I just voted recently. Things seem hopeless in America, but you gotta hit the polls. We need to oust the crooks and try to drain the swamp.
It seems like there's no good options, we got to try. Your transphobic uncle's voting. Your racist neighbor's voting. MAGA is too. Take away their power!
It seems like there's no good options, we got to try. Your transphobic uncle's voting. Your racist neighbor's voting. MAGA is too. Take away their power!
November 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Last day! Get out there, hit the polls! I'm sick of this shit, we need to crowbar these incumbent mummies out of office!
Is that why she said yes ! Because trump always finds dirt on his people to use as a crowbar
November 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Is that why she said yes ! Because trump always finds dirt on his people to use as a crowbar
*Loona stands behind her with a crowbar and her arm pulled back*
Uhhhh ..
*Tosses the crowbar hitting moxxie*
Uhhhh ..
*Tosses the crowbar hitting moxxie*
November 4, 2026 at 8:35 AM
*Loona stands behind her with a crowbar and her arm pulled back*
Uhhhh ..
*Tosses the crowbar hitting moxxie*
Uhhhh ..
*Tosses the crowbar hitting moxxie*
foreplay with a crowbar !!!!
November 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
foreplay with a crowbar !!!!
Consider, crowbar with a rocket powered hammer to hit it open. Lets King DeDeDe this shit.
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Consider, crowbar with a rocket powered hammer to hit it open. Lets King DeDeDe this shit.
[ wordlessly shifting the crowbar in her hands ]
November 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
[ wordlessly shifting the crowbar in her hands ]
Despite our desire to pay homage to Fall Out Boy and nothing else at all, we were asked to change the name of Grand Theft Autumn.
Crowbar Autumn will feature over 200 new and upcoming indies, serving as the perfect alternative to running around Miami. We'll see you on November 16th 🍂
Crowbar Autumn will feature over 200 new and upcoming indies, serving as the perfect alternative to running around Miami. We'll see you on November 16th 🍂
November 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Despite our desire to pay homage to Fall Out Boy and nothing else at all, we were asked to change the name of Grand Theft Autumn.
Crowbar Autumn will feature over 200 new and upcoming indies, serving as the perfect alternative to running around Miami. We'll see you on November 16th 🍂
Crowbar Autumn will feature over 200 new and upcoming indies, serving as the perfect alternative to running around Miami. We'll see you on November 16th 🍂
Stealth punk with a crowbar reporting.
November 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Stealth punk with a crowbar reporting.
Bringing this crowbar energy... gotta find some crates around here.
Patrick Star's Intense Crowbar Moment
Alt: Patrick Star's Intense Crowbar Moment
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Bringing this crowbar energy... gotta find some crates around here.
Jason Todd Can't Emphasize Enough How Important It Is To Vote
Jason Todd Can’t Emphasize Enough How Important It Is To Vote
"I didn’t bother to vote once and man, those results felt like a crowbar to the face, and then a bomb to the remaining parts of my body.”
www.fromsuperheroes.com
November 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Jason Todd Can't Emphasize Enough How Important It Is To Vote
We're gonna have to pry this motherfucker out of the White House with a crowbar
TRUMP SAYS HIS BALLROOM IS “DRONE-PROOF, MISSILE-PROOF,” WITH BULLETPROOF SIDE WALLS AND GLASS THAT IS BULLETPROOF AND DRONE-PROOF, SAYING “NO DRONE CAN PIERCE IT, AND NO BULLET CAN PIERCE IT, NO MATTER WHAT”
November 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
We're gonna have to pry this motherfucker out of the White House with a crowbar
heres the crowbar and the custom made id badge graphic up close
October 30, 2026 at 12:51 AM
heres the crowbar and the custom made id badge graphic up close
I am learning that if people aren't scared of "Crowbar" Toby and Nick the Kneecapper coming after them when they can't pay their gambling debts, they gamble real stupid-like.
This is the specific flavor of tears I need. Republican disbelief at gambling losses on the midterms
November 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I am learning that if people aren't scared of "Crowbar" Toby and Nick the Kneecapper coming after them when they can't pay their gambling debts, they gamble real stupid-like.
No shade to you. I *was* trying to crowbar it in
November 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
No shade to you. I *was* trying to crowbar it in
half-life crowbar noises
October 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
half-life crowbar noises