#crucifixes
Why are the most un-holy actors always daubed in crucifixes?
January 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
forgot to leave a plate of crucifixes out last night.
April 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
what's with straight fitness influencers and their crucifixes
September 28, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I think many of the 'christians' in america wear those crucifixes to show that they support crucifixion, not Jesus.
January 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And they're issuing her a whole graduated set of crucifixes in increasing sizes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
He also hates daylight, garlic and crucifixes.
May 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Avoid cross contamination, wash your crucifixes separately
December 23, 2023 at 2:21 AM
A good portion of floor space in my apartment now taken up by field of tiny crucifixes I set up as a warning to the cockroaches
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Crucifixes too, right?
September 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Roman Officer: So it's important to thoroughly clean the crucifixes between each execution with hot water AND soap

Roman Solider: Why is that sir?

Roman Officer: To avoid cross contamination
September 27, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I don't celebrate easter, but crucifixes are theatrically horny.
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April 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The blonds with the big chests and crucifixes around their necks are the worst!
May 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My girl Mercy
May 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
learning how to use my drawing tablet
June 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Building crucifixes Stilgoe style!
May 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
June 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Americans starving these children wear crucifixes and call themselves “Christians.”

People are not what they tell you they are; they are how they behave.
apnews.com/article/myan...
Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.
apnews.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Crucifixes aren’t useless after all…
December 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
"I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself."

Ricky Gervais
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Are they holding up crucifixes?
October 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
an easter chick hatching out of an egg shaped barrel imprints upon the first thing it sees: the crucifixion.
March 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
January 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love how the crosses just make everything 200% more horny. What if we were gay and our crucifixes touched.
February 25, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I wonder if I can sue the Pope for all the anxiety crucifixes cause me. (Ex Catholic, not vampire.)
May 29, 2026 at 9:30 AM
It’s a self care kind of day. 🕯️🖤⛓️

Please excuse my obsession with crucifixes and obsidian.
#Major
November 5, 2024 at 4:03 AM