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I’m Dankmor. High priest of psychedelic shadow work. 🍄
I’m here to help mystical misfits & the spiritually fried confront their shadows and laugh their way into liberation.

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October 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Your aura smells like burnout. Take a cosmic shower, babe. 🚿✨
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October 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is the cult. 🍄✨
Shadow Work, but Stoned. Sex-Positive. Occult Liberation.
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October 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
our inner child isn’t always a soft, glowing fairy.
Sometimes it’s a sticky-fingered goblin screaming for snacks at 3am. 🧃👹

Shadow work isn’t about coddling it — it’s about setting boundaries with love (and maybe a juice box).
#ShadowWork #InnerChildHealing #OccultHumor #StonerWitch #Dankmor
October 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Shadow work isn’t always ✨ radiant ✨.
Sometimes it’s messy, loud, and gloriously honest.
👉 Glow down if you must.
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October 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Wanna get rid of their presence looming over you?
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October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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If you’ve ever whispered “oh god” in bed — congratulations, you already pray in tongues. 😈

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November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Control is just anxiety wearing a leadership badge.
The dark doesn’t need managing—it needs music.
Surrender isn’t defeat; it’s groove.

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December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Self-worship is still worship.
Stare. Touch. Praise. Moan. Repeat.

Not all rituals need partners—sometimes the gods just want to watch you touch yourself. 🔥
Hashtags: #SexMagick #TantraHumor #EroticWitch #OccultMemes #Dankmor
October 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
🧄 Protect your peace at the dinner table.
This spell wards off the cousin who says “just playing devil’s advocate” while clearly channeling one.

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November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sometimes the universe cleans up for you.
If you won’t delete that attachment, a meteor will.
Release doesn’t mean failure—it’s cosmic housekeeping.

#Dankmor #ShadowWork #StonerWisdom #LetGoOrBeDragged #Geminids #CosmicHumor #OccultMeme #AstroComedy #WitchyHumor #MagickalRelease
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
🥀 You’re not shy, you’re just running low on brat voltage.
This spell re-routes your bashfulness into power, sass, and the sacred art of pouting.

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November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Cosmic Reset Ritual (BS Digest)
✨ Effect: Clear your crunchy aura.
🛠 Tools: Candle, smoke, laughter.
🌀 Steps: Light. Breathe. Twerk solemnly. Done.

Your aura is crunchy because you keep feeding it guilt Doritos. 🍃
 #WitchTok #MagickMeme #StonerSpells #OccultVibes #WitchHumor #Dankmor
October 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This spell keeps your lineage out of the bedroom so you can practice self-worship with no spectral guilt trip.
Remember: every orgasm is a resurrection spell.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The sky still has a few things to say before the year ends.
Listen carefully.

☄️🌑

@DankmorTheDank
Shadow work, but stoned
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
🦃 What weird blessing came disguised as a curse this year?
Serve your story to the void ⤵️ — gratitude is better when it’s feral.

After you post, explore the Dankmor Shop for ritual tools, sigil merch, and other cosmic contraband. 🛒
👉 https://shop.dankmor.com

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November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Graduation day for your inner chaos.
You don’t banish your demons—you choreograph them.
Shadow work isn’t about purity; it’s about rhythm.

#Dankmor #ShadowWork #WitchTok #SpiritualComedy #OccultHumor #ShadowIntegration #NewYearMagick #DanceWithDemons #MagickMeme #SaturnaliaOfSelf
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Year-end review:
✅ Still haunted
✅ Showed up anyway
✅ Got promoted to “functional chaos”

Integration isn’t enlightenment—it’s admin.

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December 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM