defenestrate your enemies
It's Window Safety Week
April 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
defenestrate your enemies
I’m so sorry
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
October 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I’m so sorry
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
Defenestrate them.
February 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Defenestrate them.
Rapists protect rapists until, whoops... they defenestrate them. Get her to testify before congress immediately.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Rapists protect rapists until, whoops... they defenestrate them. Get her to testify before congress immediately.
Defenestrate billionaires
Defund billionaires
September 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Defenestrate billionaires
“2, 4, 6, 8, here we don’t defenestrate!”
January 6, 2024 at 7:07 PM
“2, 4, 6, 8, here we don’t defenestrate!”
surely one of these people watched elizabeth warren defenestrate bloomberg twice and end his political career
May 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
surely one of these people watched elizabeth warren defenestrate bloomberg twice and end his political career
How about we all listen to Liz defenestrate Noel Francisco, one last time.
TikTok lawyer lineup for tomorrow's hearing on whether the law that will likely ban the app in the US can go into effect:
January 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
How about we all listen to Liz defenestrate Noel Francisco, one last time.
"talk to Ida."
hang on, i have to defenestrate myself
hang on, i have to defenestrate myself
May 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
"talk to Ida."
hang on, i have to defenestrate myself
hang on, i have to defenestrate myself
I honeslty don't get it. Why run for office if you're going to so abjectly defenestrate yourself.
Others have made this observation, but it's kinda stunning how much Congressional Republicans have receded from the picture. The entire political conversation is being played out by Trump, Musk, courts, and even Dems. You'd think that even on an ego-level, GOP electeds would want to get in the mix.
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I honeslty don't get it. Why run for office if you're going to so abjectly defenestrate yourself.
Defenestrate the police already lol this is ridiculous
May 18, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Defenestrate the police already lol this is ridiculous
defenestrate implies the existence of defenegay
July 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
defenestrate implies the existence of defenegay
mods, defenestrate that guy. 3rd story at minimum
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
mods, defenestrate that guy. 3rd story at minimum
Defenestrate the executive class.
July 29, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Defenestrate the executive class.
Defenestrate the Police
April 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Defenestrate the Police
Literally my kingdom for a rich lib to defenestrate AG
January 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Literally my kingdom for a rich lib to defenestrate AG
Defenestrate a Discovery
March 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Defenestrate a Discovery
When one door closes, a window opens. That's the perfect opportunity to defenestrate someone without being seen.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
When one door closes, a window opens. That's the perfect opportunity to defenestrate someone without being seen.
A computer should never be too large to defenestrate.
I was under the impression one could just unplug computers if they start acting up
September 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
A computer should never be too large to defenestrate.
"Have you tried not being sad?"
License to defenestrate someone.
License to defenestrate someone.
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"Have you tried not being sad?"
License to defenestrate someone.
License to defenestrate someone.