The fairest shake for the rapists would be to defenestrate them out a 40th floor window
October 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The fairest shake for the rapists would be to defenestrate them out a 40th floor window
This shit will not stop until we
A. Sue companies to bankruptcy.
B. Sue executives until they auto-defenestrate themselves.
C. Revoke corporate charters.
D. Revise the US Constitution to make it clear that corporations aren't people and money isn't speech.
E. Fire Elon & Zuck out of cannons.
A. Sue companies to bankruptcy.
B. Sue executives until they auto-defenestrate themselves.
C. Revoke corporate charters.
D. Revise the US Constitution to make it clear that corporations aren't people and money isn't speech.
E. Fire Elon & Zuck out of cannons.
October 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This shit will not stop until we
A. Sue companies to bankruptcy.
B. Sue executives until they auto-defenestrate themselves.
C. Revoke corporate charters.
D. Revise the US Constitution to make it clear that corporations aren't people and money isn't speech.
E. Fire Elon & Zuck out of cannons.
A. Sue companies to bankruptcy.
B. Sue executives until they auto-defenestrate themselves.
C. Revoke corporate charters.
D. Revise the US Constitution to make it clear that corporations aren't people and money isn't speech.
E. Fire Elon & Zuck out of cannons.
I was going to write a witty riposte to this one, something mellifluous that would defenestrate its illogicality with ruthless precision and erudite confidence.
Then I thought: Bollocks, what's the point?
Then I thought: Bollocks, what's the point?
October 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I was going to write a witty riposte to this one, something mellifluous that would defenestrate its illogicality with ruthless precision and erudite confidence.
Then I thought: Bollocks, what's the point?
Then I thought: Bollocks, what's the point?
Very proud that I’ve managed to not nap today. If it doesn’t result in a decent nights sleep I shall defenestrate myself.
October 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Very proud that I’ve managed to not nap today. If it doesn’t result in a decent nights sleep I shall defenestrate myself.
I’m so sorry
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
October 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I’m so sorry
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
Also; that doesn’t really work. Can’t *successfully* defenestrate!
Can’t defenestrate when snow attenuates!
October 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Can’t defenestrate when snow attenuates!
I have seen WAY too much rape apologia on this site in the last few days and it makes me want to defenestrate myself.
October 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I have seen WAY too much rape apologia on this site in the last few days and it makes me want to defenestrate myself.
‘I see you brought a window to a sword fight!’
Mortal combat voice: Defenestrate Her!
Mortal combat voice: Defenestrate Her!
October 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
‘I see you brought a window to a sword fight!’
Mortal combat voice: Defenestrate Her!
Mortal combat voice: Defenestrate Her!
DETAIN
DEPORT
DEFENESTRATE
DE Fukkin Nazi
DEPORT
DEFENESTRATE
DE Fukkin Nazi
Only in "Trump's" America does something this reprehensible happen. He DOES choose the worst of the worst to be in his inner circle and run the federal government.
October 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
DETAIN
DEPORT
DEFENESTRATE
DE Fukkin Nazi
DEPORT
DEFENESTRATE
DE Fukkin Nazi
Everyone go wish @proximatic.bsky.social happy birthday or I will defenestrate your fridge
October 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Everyone go wish @proximatic.bsky.social happy birthday or I will defenestrate your fridge
I'm about to defenestrate everyone at work, how many more times will I need to cover shifts and how many more days off is one in particular gonna keep taking before I can use my annual leave hours??????
October 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I'm about to defenestrate everyone at work, how many more times will I need to cover shifts and how many more days off is one in particular gonna keep taking before I can use my annual leave hours??????
"did you hear [thing] got in fortni-" unless they announce an end to using AI for things and also defenestrate tim sweeney i dont care sorry
October 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
"did you hear [thing] got in fortni-" unless they announce an end to using AI for things and also defenestrate tim sweeney i dont care sorry
His options are extremely limited now. He can swallow Novishok then defenestrate himself or he can surrender to us. Neither option will stop this war because his followers like Medvedev will come in and take the reins.
He’s looking for a way out?
He knows he’s losing?
He knows he’s losing?
October 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
His options are extremely limited now. He can swallow Novishok then defenestrate himself or he can surrender to us. Neither option will stop this war because his followers like Medvedev will come in and take the reins.
fear and trembling by amélie nothomb 3/5. pretty funny satiric retrospective on her time in a japanese company. loved the random god complex and naked run around the company over accounting mistakes + her constant wish to defenestrate herself. the nonsense of it all was so entertaining skdks
October 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
fear and trembling by amélie nothomb 3/5. pretty funny satiric retrospective on her time in a japanese company. loved the random god complex and naked run around the company over accounting mistakes + her constant wish to defenestrate herself. the nonsense of it all was so entertaining skdks
I am full on the defenestrate the entire front office bandwagon, but (and this is a big but), if it stays, either the coaching staff needs to use the players the front office brings in, or the coaching staff needs to have a better say in recruitment. Because the current operations are garbage.
September 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I am full on the defenestrate the entire front office bandwagon, but (and this is a big but), if it stays, either the coaching staff needs to use the players the front office brings in, or the coaching staff needs to have a better say in recruitment. Because the current operations are garbage.
I forgot that this album makes me want to defenestrate myself. lol
September 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I forgot that this album makes me want to defenestrate myself. lol
#pathfinder2e GM: Okay Inventor you got behind the enemy wizard using your Blast Boots, what's next?
Inventor: Gigaton Strike with my club. Maybe fling them into melee! Oh I crit. I have a grievous rune.
GM: Crit failed their save. You send them flying 35ft...
Inventor: Isn't that out the window?
Inventor: Gigaton Strike with my club. Maybe fling them into melee! Oh I crit. I have a grievous rune.
GM: Crit failed their save. You send them flying 35ft...
Inventor: Isn't that out the window?
Defenestrate Window
Alt: Defenestration
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September 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
#pathfinder2e GM: Okay Inventor you got behind the enemy wizard using your Blast Boots, what's next?
Inventor: Gigaton Strike with my club. Maybe fling them into melee! Oh I crit. I have a grievous rune.
GM: Crit failed their save. You send them flying 35ft...
Inventor: Isn't that out the window?
Inventor: Gigaton Strike with my club. Maybe fling them into melee! Oh I crit. I have a grievous rune.
GM: Crit failed their save. You send them flying 35ft...
Inventor: Isn't that out the window?
At some point I am really going to defenestrate a computer. How do I have to 2FA into my work email within ten seconds of 2FAing into my work email the last time?
September 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
At some point I am really going to defenestrate a computer. How do I have to 2FA into my work email within ten seconds of 2FAing into my work email the last time?
Who tf decided incompetence is ok if it’s cute?
Oh right, manosphere tech bros.
Anthropomorphizing the chatbots wasn’t enough, now they have to kindchenschematize the AI agents?
Defenestrate the lot
Oh right, manosphere tech bros.
Anthropomorphizing the chatbots wasn’t enough, now they have to kindchenschematize the AI agents?
Defenestrate the lot
September 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Who tf decided incompetence is ok if it’s cute?
Oh right, manosphere tech bros.
Anthropomorphizing the chatbots wasn’t enough, now they have to kindchenschematize the AI agents?
Defenestrate the lot
Oh right, manosphere tech bros.
Anthropomorphizing the chatbots wasn’t enough, now they have to kindchenschematize the AI agents?
Defenestrate the lot