#desiccated
it's important that today we put our differences aside to come together and say eat shit Strom Thurmond you desiccated corpse
April 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
desiccated husk crawling through desert: ballroom .. Ballroom
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Desiccated Musk would also be nice.
November 10, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I believe Rubio's chronological age is still only 17. But you can see him aging before our eyes into a desiccated husk.
RADDATZ: The president went in to that meeting saying he wanted a ceasefire and there would be consequences if they didn't agree on a ceasefire in that meeting, and they didn't agree to a ceasefire. Where are the consequences?

RUBIO: That's not the aim

RADDATZ: The president said that was the aim
August 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Bothered, desiccated,
unhappy, in your business,
scattered, withering
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the desiccated google maps car
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
even desiccated, he's still handsome
#verrotart
November 7, 2024 at 6:15 PM
"[The Republican Party] finally got their man to help them do [a regime change war in Iran]. A mentally desiccated, elderly racist game show host."
March 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
enjoy that flight home, Jerry, you desiccated old bitch
September 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU DESICCATED SEX PEST
June 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Our roses wish to inform you that it's been rather hot here recently
July 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Happy Birthday to Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein at sixteen, yes, but her other real accomplishment was keeping her late husband's desiccated heart in her desk til she died.
August 30, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Desiccated.
July 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
my son just said "mama i found a clue!" and placed beside me on the couch a desiccated dead mouse
July 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Here is a nice (but deadly!) mushroom
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Extremely online. Desiccated. All up in your business.
July 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM
This desiccated husk deserves nothing but hell for all eternity.
September 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
After the frost
December 7, 2024 at 6:43 PM
This argument would work if Trump was suddenly doing something he never promised but mass deportations were the core of his campaign! Even in our desiccated media environment his voters absolutely knew immigrants were going to be ejected en masse.
i really, really need people to understand that they *didn't* vote for this, no matter how much you insist they did. insisting "they voted for this" elides the information environment that led them to vote the way they did in the first place, the thing that actually needs fixing.
June 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Who’s a good girl who brought me a flat desiccated squirrel? You’re a good girl who brought me a flat desiccated squirrel!
January 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was gonna go with “desiccated manikin.”

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I'm ten years older than this wizened homunculus.
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A Krazy Glue tube desiccated beyond any usefulness
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

at least two power cords with connector shapes you don't even remember existing
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
August 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Vandals have sprinkled coconut over a local cemetery - thousands of graves have been desiccated.
December 26, 2024 at 9:08 AM