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@tobeyb8s2.bsky.social

There are some days where I just can’t keep my hands off my cock. I think you all know exactly what I’m talking about #fcf #fatcockfriday #halloween #horny #bator #masturbator #dickslap #dickslip #boner #hardon #erection #penis #dick #cock

October 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM

Leo

@leocapri.bsky.social

Well yes, which explains why there's something busted on all of them. And my most recent one has dickslap wounds on the back

November 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM

Tobey B8s 🏳️‍🌈

@tobeyb8s2.bsky.social

Woke up like this #morningwood #boner #tent #erection #hardon #penis #dick #cock #dickslap #freeball #freeballing #horny #bator #masturbator

October 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM

Ally The Ever Hopefull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇮🇪 🇪🇺

@agulland.bsky.social

The solution is that that dickslap needs to be in jail,
along with whomever sold him the drug,
and all the scum on social media who promote this behaviour,
and the fucks who own social media that don't give a shit about this.

October 25, 2026 at 9:30 AM

Tobey B8s 🏳️‍🌈

@tobeyb8s2.bsky.social

I LOVE playing with my PENIS. It feels so good 😮‍💨😵‍💫🥴 #edging #dickslap #boner #erection #freeballing #openfly #cumshot #ejaculation #cum #jizz #semen #penis #dick #cock #uncut #bator #masturbator #masturbate

October 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun

@caffeineandhate.bsky.social

Dickslap Saturdays with Dokoupil

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16d

JD VANCE: The biggest reason why gas prices are so high is because when Joe Biden ...

DOKOUPIL: It's almost been two years. At a certain point it becomes your economy, not Joe Biden's economy

October 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM

Pajita Salas

@altandeh.bsky.social

Second part.
My dick and balls were feeling HEAVY in this.
Enjoy the pendulum swing 😏😵‍💫
#uncut #cock #fullbush #dick #hairy #bear #bator #dickslap #willy #wiggleitwednesday #wiw #balls #hairyballs #hairysack #belly

October 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM

Pajita Salas

@altandeh.bsky.social

Wiggle it Wednesday, Whack it Wednesday or Willy Wednesday? You decide! Played around with slo-mo and left the sound in, it's kind of hypnotic 😵‍💫
First of 2 😏
#uncut #cock #fullbush #dick #hairy #bear #bator #dickslap #willy #wiggleitwednesday #wiw

October 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM

Elliot 500

@elliot500.bsky.social

Unlike in Bristol, where by now, every dickslap walks in the fucking road.

October 10, 2026 at 8:07 AM

♠️Fаgg0tron♠️

@fagg0tron.bsky.social

#BNWO #Piss #pee #BLM #OBLM #Blacked #WhiteDefeat #BBC #Interracial #bigblackcock #saynotowhiteboys #saynotowhitebois #bbcaddict #kissing #Cockslap #dickslap #bbconly #blackonly #snowbunny #blacksupremacy #blackowned #whiteextinction

October 8, 2026 at 7:18 AM

Drew

@communistnan.bsky.social

The BBC’s director general is a dickslap

IGN @ign.com · Sep 30

The BBC's new director general has described a 50-minute AI-generated episode of Doctor Who as "pretty good," and suggested that the technology now enabled the creation of content "at the standard of a Hollywood studio." https://bit.ly/4rD8rmh