Banish me?
Banish your dotage, banish usury,
That makes the Senate ugly!
Banish your dotage, banish usury,
That makes the Senate ugly!
July 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Banish me?
Banish your dotage, banish usury,
That makes the Senate ugly!
Banish your dotage, banish usury,
That makes the Senate ugly!
At least his nine-year-old wife can take care of him in his dotage.
June 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
At least his nine-year-old wife can take care of him in his dotage.
Has any journalist ever prodded Trump to publicly apologize for his obscenities, which are becoming more frequent in his cognitive dotage?
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Has any journalist ever prodded Trump to publicly apologize for his obscenities, which are becoming more frequent in his cognitive dotage?
Leaning into my dotage by referring to everything after my approaching birthday as 'my dotage.'
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Leaning into my dotage by referring to everything after my approaching birthday as 'my dotage.'
I'm thinking about our generation listening to Hip-hop in nursing homes in our dotage, and it's very funny, in my head.
May 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm thinking about our generation listening to Hip-hop in nursing homes in our dotage, and it's very funny, in my head.
If you found this in a Neal Stephenson book you'd be like ok wow dude is getting a little obvious in his dotage
the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default
“I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck
“I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck
As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing in
March 1, 2026 at 12:57 PM
If you found this in a Neal Stephenson book you'd be like ok wow dude is getting a little obvious in his dotage
Dozy Donald in his dotage
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Dozy Donald in his dotage
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Heading into my dotage, I’m trying to stave off “pancake ass” as long as possible.
Heading into my dotage, I’m trying to stave off “pancake ass” as long as possible.
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Heading into my dotage, I’m trying to stave off “pancake ass” as long as possible.
Heading into my dotage, I’m trying to stave off “pancake ass” as long as possible.
New bike day to keep moving in my dotage.
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June 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
New bike day to keep moving in my dotage.
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Biden in his alleged dotage would be glad-handing until midnight.
October 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Biden in his alleged dotage would be glad-handing until midnight.
(Perhaps, in this, my dotage, I might even see you again. I’d like that.)
September 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
(Perhaps, in this, my dotage, I might even see you again. I’d like that.)
Time to post some adult content—let me tell you about how I will continue to do stretches every day so I can continue to clip my own toenails well into my dotage
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Time to post some adult content—let me tell you about how I will continue to do stretches every day so I can continue to clip my own toenails well into my dotage
new glasses finally arrived I am finally entering into my progressive bifocal dotage
May 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
new glasses finally arrived I am finally entering into my progressive bifocal dotage
DotAGE does not have a fishing minigame, but it does have a fishing *mechanic*!!
#dotage #indiegame #gaming #videogames #fishing #fishingminigame
#dotage #indiegame #gaming #videogames #fishing #fishingminigame
March 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
DotAGE does not have a fishing minigame, but it does have a fishing *mechanic*!!
#dotage #indiegame #gaming #videogames #fishing #fishingminigame
#dotage #indiegame #gaming #videogames #fishing #fishingminigame
Trump is developing quite a taste for mass murder in his dotage.
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump is developing quite a taste for mass murder in his dotage.
our least-bad route forward is that Trump shivs Musk and then spends the rest of his dotage doing stuff like this and ruining musical theater in DC
President Trump hosted Mike Tyson, General Flynn, and Ted Nugent at Mar-a-Lago tonight.
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
our least-bad route forward is that Trump shivs Musk and then spends the rest of his dotage doing stuff like this and ruining musical theater in DC
there's a certain poetry of the baby boomers about it. benefitted their whole lives from a system their parents created for their benefit, now torn down in his dotage by the most extreme example of the curses of their generation
so much about all of this is insane to me but it's especially insane that we're blowing up the transatlantic alliance at the whim of a dying man
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
there's a certain poetry of the baby boomers about it. benefitted their whole lives from a system their parents created for their benefit, now torn down in his dotage by the most extreme example of the curses of their generation
My father, now in his dotage, bless him, spends about four hours a day looking at news about trump's legal problems, and I believe wakes up every day looking for a headline that involves the word "gallows"
Nikki Haley has apparently bought a fairly low quality voter list, because now I'm getting text messages intended for my father, who never voted for a Republican in his life
December 28, 2023 at 12:17 AM
My father, now in his dotage, bless him, spends about four hours a day looking at news about trump's legal problems, and I believe wakes up every day looking for a headline that involves the word "gallows"
We didn't pay good money for all these tattoos to start covering up in our dotage!
Really unpleasant piece in yesterday's Times railing about older women "showing flesh" in summertime: written by an older woman, enthusiastically boosted by more older women, sickened by the sight of bare arms in the elderly.
Huh. The tank top it is, then.
Huh. The tank top it is, then.
July 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
We didn't pay good money for all these tattoos to start covering up in our dotage!
Window bird feeder has inevitably led to downloading the identification app. Whats next in this dotage?
May 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Window bird feeder has inevitably led to downloading the identification app. Whats next in this dotage?
“The president of the United States in his dotage is growing increasingly addicted to AI slop” is the 21st-century equivalent of a medieval incest scandal they’d be executing men-at-arms for talking about
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“The president of the United States in his dotage is growing increasingly addicted to AI slop” is the 21st-century equivalent of a medieval incest scandal they’d be executing men-at-arms for talking about
Larry Summers is odious. He has always been but in his dotage he has become an active collaborator with those who would destroy higher ed. He’s a spiteful, vindictive man.
Larry Summers blesses the deal Columbia cut with Trump administration
July 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Larry Summers is odious. He has always been but in his dotage he has become an active collaborator with those who would destroy higher ed. He’s a spiteful, vindictive man.