Sunday night dram 🥃 Slàinte Mhath!
November 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Sunday night dram 🥃 Slàinte Mhath!
Word on the street is all the cool kids are hanging out with their bags of DRAM and making fun of Sam Altman
November 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Word on the street is all the cool kids are hanging out with their bags of DRAM and making fun of Sam Altman
Sam Altman can give me a billion dollars to divest myself of my DRAM otherwise he can go fuck himself sideways
October 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Sam Altman can give me a billion dollars to divest myself of my DRAM otherwise he can go fuck himself sideways
Just learned that "dram" (as in "a wee dram") comes from "drachma"!
November 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Just learned that "dram" (as in "a wee dram") comes from "drachma"!
Dram time
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dram time
DRAM stands for dodge ram
October 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
DRAM stands for dodge ram
It’s been a night of mostly good news, so I shall cease my hope-scrolling for now and kick back with a wee dram of good bourbon.
G’night, skyfolk.
G’night, skyfolk.
November 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
It’s been a night of mostly good news, so I shall cease my hope-scrolling for now and kick back with a wee dram of good bourbon.
G’night, skyfolk.
G’night, skyfolk.
classifying DRAM as a munition for the 2A protections
November 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
classifying DRAM as a munition for the 2A protections
One more victory dram tonight, I think.
November 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
One more victory dram tonight, I think.
tell you hwhat, Sam Altman can come on over and take my DRAM from my COLD DEAD HANDS
October 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
tell you hwhat, Sam Altman can come on over and take my DRAM from my COLD DEAD HANDS
You don't get it Sam, people need all that DRAM because they're running Chrome browsers all the time
October 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
You don't get it Sam, people need all that DRAM because they're running Chrome browsers all the time
Mailing my DRAM to OpenAI for the greater good
October 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Mailing my DRAM to OpenAI for the greater good
Quand il manque de la RAM, c’est le DRAM.
October 31, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Quand il manque de la RAM, c’est le DRAM.
Sam altman can suck the dram out of my fucking dick
November 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Sam altman can suck the dram out of my fucking dick
Sure, it’s No NAND November now, but soon it will be No DRAM December..
November 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Sure, it’s No NAND November now, but soon it will be No DRAM December..
repost with more paperclips if you want more dram
October 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
repost with more paperclips if you want more dram
UPDATE: I’m pouring a dram of whiskey (joyful), not a dram of whiskey (resigned to melancholy).
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
UPDATE: I’m pouring a dram of whiskey (joyful), not a dram of whiskey (resigned to melancholy).
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
October 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
It's insane how much datacenter and DRAM craze is misinformed and blames the wrong people.
Sisters. Sam doesn't own any of it.
Sisters. Sam doesn't own any of it.
November 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
It's insane how much datacenter and DRAM craze is misinformed and blames the wrong people.
Sisters. Sam doesn't own any of it.
Sisters. Sam doesn't own any of it.
i was hoping to make the joke that altman only wants DRAM and this is SRAM but it turns out rambus is just a specific kind of DRAM that gets singled out as weird for whatever reason
November 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i was hoping to make the joke that altman only wants DRAM and this is SRAM but it turns out rambus is just a specific kind of DRAM that gets singled out as weird for whatever reason
i would like to thank everyone in the usa who gave me a reason to have another dram every few minutes.
fuck trump.🥃
fuck trump.🥃
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
i would like to thank everyone in the usa who gave me a reason to have another dram every few minutes.
fuck trump.🥃
fuck trump.🥃