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December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.
May 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.
It's fucking wild. It's like the "acceptable amount of rat droppings" in my hot dog shit. There should be zero rat droppings, Al Franken. Zero rat droppings. Shouldn't be hard to not grope someone, Al.
Two things can be true: that Kirsten Gillibrand is an opportunist who doesn’t care about women and not-so-secretly harbors racist beliefs; and that Gillibrand correctly read the tea leaves with regards to Al Franken’s eight accusers, and people just never heard the “eight accusers” part.
June 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's fucking wild. It's like the "acceptable amount of rat droppings" in my hot dog shit. There should be zero rat droppings, Al Franken. Zero rat droppings. Shouldn't be hard to not grope someone, Al.
I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.
...oxygen, rain, bird droppings, wind, people with taste...
March 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
...oxygen, rain, bird droppings, wind, people with taste...
Dude has all the charisma of bird droppings
September 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Dude has all the charisma of bird droppings
BREAKING: Scientists Suspect New Bird Flu Strain Spreading Through Airborne Dust from Bird Droppings.
February 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
BREAKING: Scientists Suspect New Bird Flu Strain Spreading Through Airborne Dust from Bird Droppings.
Regulations are what keeps ordinary Americans healthy and, often, alive.
It took spoiled meat and rodent droppings out of our food. It took harmful lead out of our gasoline and paint. It took poison out of our water.
Deregulation only achieves one goal: making rich corporations richer.
It took spoiled meat and rodent droppings out of our food. It took harmful lead out of our gasoline and paint. It took poison out of our water.
Deregulation only achieves one goal: making rich corporations richer.
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Regulations are what keeps ordinary Americans healthy and, often, alive.
It took spoiled meat and rodent droppings out of our food. It took harmful lead out of our gasoline and paint. It took poison out of our water.
Deregulation only achieves one goal: making rich corporations richer.
It took spoiled meat and rodent droppings out of our food. It took harmful lead out of our gasoline and paint. It took poison out of our water.
Deregulation only achieves one goal: making rich corporations richer.
deer droppings, from April
August 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
deer droppings, from April
it’s my right to eat as many rat droppings as I want. government regulations are stifling small business owners who want to innovate in the rat dropping space. also if I get sick from eating rat droppings it is not my fault
August 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
it’s my right to eat as many rat droppings as I want. government regulations are stifling small business owners who want to innovate in the rat dropping space. also if I get sick from eating rat droppings it is not my fault
Gonna call Reform councillors 'Nigel droppings'
I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.
May 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Gonna call Reform councillors 'Nigel droppings'
Gene Hackmans wife died from Hantavirus
That’s caused by Mice droppings
I live in a large field
I keep cats
This is why
That’s caused by Mice droppings
I live in a large field
I keep cats
This is why
March 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gene Hackmans wife died from Hantavirus
That’s caused by Mice droppings
I live in a large field
I keep cats
This is why
That’s caused by Mice droppings
I live in a large field
I keep cats
This is why
It’s an immersive experience, you idiots. Rat droppings in food storage would have been very common in the Iron Age
Iron Age Korean Steakhouse in Wicker Park was closed by the city after "over 500" rat droppings were found. blockclubchi.co/4gwbLKO
August 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
It’s an immersive experience, you idiots. Rat droppings in food storage would have been very common in the Iron Age
THIS GAME IS AN ABSOLUTE BROKEN CRUMPET. THE QUEEN’S DROPPINGS.
July 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
THIS GAME IS AN ABSOLUTE BROKEN CRUMPET. THE QUEEN’S DROPPINGS.
The penguins are organising their retaliation.
April 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
The penguins are organising their retaliation.
Wombat droppings are cube-shaped.
September 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Wombat droppings are cube-shaped.
why are you showing people babylon bee screenshots. you are like a kid who brings rat droppings to show and tell. we are calling your parents and scheduling a conference
July 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
why are you showing people babylon bee screenshots. you are like a kid who brings rat droppings to show and tell. we are calling your parents and scheduling a conference
Which one of you left moss droppings near my front door?
April 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Which one of you left moss droppings near my front door?
Handsome little fellow sprouting on some moose droppings. #fungifriends
August 29, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Handsome little fellow sprouting on some moose droppings. #fungifriends
Seahawks Droppings: New starting quarterback, same results for streaking Seahawks www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
Seahawks Droppings: New starting quarterback, same results for streaking ‘Hawks
Seattle rolls with Drew Lock at QB, setting franchise records along the way.
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September 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Seahawks Droppings: New starting quarterback, same results for streaking Seahawks www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
Social Security is still at risk from the DOGE droppings Musk left behind
MUSK IS OUT, BUT ARE HIS LOYALISTS?
RDP research has found that out of 114 individuals who have reportedly worked for DOGE (including individuals who have since left), at least 47 have direct ties to Elon Musk and his companies.
Per our research, 35 still have roles in government.
RDP research has found that out of 114 individuals who have reportedly worked for DOGE (including individuals who have since left), at least 47 have direct ties to Elon Musk and his companies.
Per our research, 35 still have roles in government.
The DOGE Staff Reportedly Aiding Attacks On Federal Government | Revolving Door Project
A list of DOGE staff and individuals who are reportedly aiding, or at one point aided, DOGE and Musk's takeover of the federal government.
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June 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Social Security is still at risk from the DOGE droppings Musk left behind