I swear, if Discord makes me Age Verify, I'm going to pull out my old floppy disks and Zip Disk from college and photograph those.
My outdated media from my teens is old enough to legally drink.
I'm older than most CONSOLES, Discord should bow.
#EnberWhat
My outdated media from my teens is old enough to legally drink.
I'm older than most CONSOLES, Discord should bow.
#EnberWhat
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I swear, if Discord makes me Age Verify, I'm going to pull out my old floppy disks and Zip Disk from college and photograph those.
My outdated media from my teens is old enough to legally drink.
I'm older than most CONSOLES, Discord should bow.
#EnberWhat
My outdated media from my teens is old enough to legally drink.
I'm older than most CONSOLES, Discord should bow.
#EnberWhat
Hey, is it legal for a guy to play baseball if he's so tall his strike box is above the catcher's head, even when both are standing?
How does that work?
#EnberWhat
How does that work?
#EnberWhat
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey, is it legal for a guy to play baseball if he's so tall his strike box is above the catcher's head, even when both are standing?
How does that work?
#EnberWhat
How does that work?
#EnberWhat
It's so hot outside that I involuntarily made the Cat Dislikes Smell face as soon as I felt the outside air.
It burrrrrrns. *hides in vampire cloak*
#EnberWhat
It burrrrrrns. *hides in vampire cloak*
#EnberWhat
July 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's so hot outside that I involuntarily made the Cat Dislikes Smell face as soon as I felt the outside air.
It burrrrrrns. *hides in vampire cloak*
#EnberWhat
It burrrrrrns. *hides in vampire cloak*
#EnberWhat
*swipes away push alert too fast*
Wait. Did that say Shipped: Hotel Hazbin Hotend?
...where did I order that from, and is it safe for my printer?
#EnberWhat
Wait. Did that say Shipped: Hotel Hazbin Hotend?
...where did I order that from, and is it safe for my printer?
#EnberWhat
October 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*swipes away push alert too fast*
Wait. Did that say Shipped: Hotel Hazbin Hotend?
...where did I order that from, and is it safe for my printer?
#EnberWhat
Wait. Did that say Shipped: Hotel Hazbin Hotend?
...where did I order that from, and is it safe for my printer?
#EnberWhat
The Neighbor app keeps making me think of those little news or media flashes in the background of monster or disaster movies.
"Did anyone hear that big scary sound on the main road?"
Please, Anonymous Neighbor, I'm too genre aware for this. Shh.
(It's tree crews.)
#EnberWhat
"Did anyone hear that big scary sound on the main road?"
Please, Anonymous Neighbor, I'm too genre aware for this. Shh.
(It's tree crews.)
#EnberWhat
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Neighbor app keeps making me think of those little news or media flashes in the background of monster or disaster movies.
"Did anyone hear that big scary sound on the main road?"
Please, Anonymous Neighbor, I'm too genre aware for this. Shh.
(It's tree crews.)
#EnberWhat
"Did anyone hear that big scary sound on the main road?"
Please, Anonymous Neighbor, I'm too genre aware for this. Shh.
(It's tree crews.)
#EnberWhat
Algorithms just don't GET me
*stares in AroAce*
I don't need a bottom and barely know what to do with one, theoretically...
#EnberWhat
*stares in AroAce*
I don't need a bottom and barely know what to do with one, theoretically...
#EnberWhat
February 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Algorithms just don't GET me
*stares in AroAce*
I don't need a bottom and barely know what to do with one, theoretically...
#EnberWhat
*stares in AroAce*
I don't need a bottom and barely know what to do with one, theoretically...
#EnberWhat
So, some kind of velociraptor came to our back door this morning. Not sure what they were selling, I didn't go answer it.
I think we really need to patch the fence. Soon.
...6 ft might not be high enough, though
#EnberWhat #BackyardFriends 🪶
I think we really need to patch the fence. Soon.
...6 ft might not be high enough, though
#EnberWhat #BackyardFriends 🪶
July 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
So, some kind of velociraptor came to our back door this morning. Not sure what they were selling, I didn't go answer it.
I think we really need to patch the fence. Soon.
...6 ft might not be high enough, though
#EnberWhat #BackyardFriends 🪶
I think we really need to patch the fence. Soon.
...6 ft might not be high enough, though
#EnberWhat #BackyardFriends 🪶
I love it when the ad algorithms try to look at me and determine my gender. Then short circuit 😈
(I wish I had the income bracket it pictures me in, though. I'm a minion, not a manor lord...)
#EnberWhat
(I wish I had the income bracket it pictures me in, though. I'm a minion, not a manor lord...)
#EnberWhat
August 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I love it when the ad algorithms try to look at me and determine my gender. Then short circuit 😈
(I wish I had the income bracket it pictures me in, though. I'm a minion, not a manor lord...)
#EnberWhat
(I wish I had the income bracket it pictures me in, though. I'm a minion, not a manor lord...)
#EnberWhat
TFW you're half an inch too short to unlock the door with the keys still on your belt loop, so you have to pop one hip up and fidget them into the lock, hoping no one sees you looking silly and Short™️ in the side hall.
#GremlinThings #EnberWhat #ImWorkinHere
#GremlinThings #EnberWhat #ImWorkinHere
October 7, 2024 at 2:48 PM
TFW you're half an inch too short to unlock the door with the keys still on your belt loop, so you have to pop one hip up and fidget them into the lock, hoping no one sees you looking silly and Short™️ in the side hall.
#GremlinThings #EnberWhat #ImWorkinHere
#GremlinThings #EnberWhat #ImWorkinHere
October 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
So, I'm at the hospital complex for a check-up and some labs. And I don't think Hub shares my niche interest in TF therapy for resolving the woes of humanity.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So, I'm at the hospital complex for a check-up and some labs. And I don't think Hub shares my niche interest in TF therapy for resolving the woes of humanity.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
Hi! I have ADHD. Yell your favorite color palettes at me.
Can be Vibes (mine is Autumn)
Or actual colors with names
Or hex codes
Or a palette pic, I have synesthesia, lots of things count as yelling XD
#EnberWhat #a-muse-me #EnberQueue
Can be Vibes (mine is Autumn)
Or actual colors with names
Or hex codes
Or a palette pic, I have synesthesia, lots of things count as yelling XD
#EnberWhat #a-muse-me #EnberQueue
July 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hi! I have ADHD. Yell your favorite color palettes at me.
Can be Vibes (mine is Autumn)
Or actual colors with names
Or hex codes
Or a palette pic, I have synesthesia, lots of things count as yelling XD
#EnberWhat #a-muse-me #EnberQueue
Can be Vibes (mine is Autumn)
Or actual colors with names
Or hex codes
Or a palette pic, I have synesthesia, lots of things count as yelling XD
#EnberWhat #a-muse-me #EnberQueue
November 6, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Technically, I'm not just an artist, I'm also a writer. ...the muses have just switched out for several years.
But what's this? Inspiration! A saga in three parts, about my breakfast.
Behold my hubris, and be forewarned.
#EnberWhat #EnberFam #ShortStory
But what's this? Inspiration! A saga in three parts, about my breakfast.
Behold my hubris, and be forewarned.
#EnberWhat #EnberFam #ShortStory
The Saga of My Breakfast
(Which I did not get to eat)
A thread 🧵 1/3
Part the First:
It was supposed to be a simple thing. The frozen burrito goes through the microwave for two cycles.
But no.
It did not come back out as a burrito.
(Which I did not get to eat)
A thread 🧵 1/3
Part the First:
It was supposed to be a simple thing. The frozen burrito goes through the microwave for two cycles.
But no.
It did not come back out as a burrito.
![A photo of a chicken burrito with jalapeños, which should not be visible but very much are. The burrito has not just unrolled itself, but exploded at one end of the plate.
Text messages read:
(Me) Microwave burrito did not.
(T) Wow [surprise emoji]
(Me) I think I'll need a fork.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sapmyhpbnzkjpzi2jqgut7z3/bafkreifp525w7fctjmra7jewfmrcy6776qwsvzfs7efpobiyw53bzp4p64)
April 21, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Technically, I'm not just an artist, I'm also a writer. ...the muses have just switched out for several years.
But what's this? Inspiration! A saga in three parts, about my breakfast.
Behold my hubris, and be forewarned.
#EnberWhat #EnberFam #ShortStory
But what's this? Inspiration! A saga in three parts, about my breakfast.
Behold my hubris, and be forewarned.
#EnberWhat #EnberFam #ShortStory
Today, in Product Reviews, we have a dual purpose item! Want to keep raccoons out of your trash can, & throw them a rave? Try this! Results may vary.
Amazon thought I'd want them for my chicken coop, but I think @grimmycoyote.bsky.social & @tccoyote.bsky.social would laugh.
#EnberWhat #SeenOnline
Amazon thought I'd want them for my chicken coop, but I think @grimmycoyote.bsky.social & @tccoyote.bsky.social would laugh.
#EnberWhat #SeenOnline
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Today, in Product Reviews, we have a dual purpose item! Want to keep raccoons out of your trash can, & throw them a rave? Try this! Results may vary.
Amazon thought I'd want them for my chicken coop, but I think @grimmycoyote.bsky.social & @tccoyote.bsky.social would laugh.
#EnberWhat #SeenOnline
Amazon thought I'd want them for my chicken coop, but I think @grimmycoyote.bsky.social & @tccoyote.bsky.social would laugh.
#EnberWhat #SeenOnline
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
FILL IT WITH BURRITOS! 🎶
#EnberWhat #EnberHouse
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
FILL IT WITH BURRITOS! 🎶
#EnberWhat #EnberHouse
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
FILL IT WITH BURRITOS! 🎶
#EnberWhat #EnberHouse
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
FILL IT WITH BURRITOS! 🎶
#EnberWhat #EnberHouse
I've had insurance through the Healthcare.gov Marketplace for the family. It's 12k a year instead of the nearly 30k it'd be through work. Still hard to afford but great coverage & out-of-pocket cap.
Well. Georgia just pulled out & made its OWN version...
Here's my press release on THAT. #EnberWhat
Well. Georgia just pulled out & made its OWN version...
Here's my press release on THAT. #EnberWhat
October 8, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I've had insurance through the Healthcare.gov Marketplace for the family. It's 12k a year instead of the nearly 30k it'd be through work. Still hard to afford but great coverage & out-of-pocket cap.
Well. Georgia just pulled out & made its OWN version...
Here's my press release on THAT. #EnberWhat
Well. Georgia just pulled out & made its OWN version...
Here's my press release on THAT. #EnberWhat
I have finally found myself!
#EnberWhat #GoblinDisaster #AlignmentChart
Alignment Bingo!
...with a tweak to allow for me being vengeful but not malicious. I'm just a smol creachur 💜 And too disastrous for True Neutral.
#EnberWhat #GoblinDisaster #AlignmentChart
Alignment Bingo!
...with a tweak to allow for me being vengeful but not malicious. I'm just a smol creachur 💜 And too disastrous for True Neutral.
September 2, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I have finally found myself!
#EnberWhat #GoblinDisaster #AlignmentChart
Alignment Bingo!
...with a tweak to allow for me being vengeful but not malicious. I'm just a smol creachur 💜 And too disastrous for True Neutral.
#EnberWhat #GoblinDisaster #AlignmentChart
Alignment Bingo!
...with a tweak to allow for me being vengeful but not malicious. I'm just a smol creachur 💜 And too disastrous for True Neutral.
Found Thor roaming the wilds of Spotify with a Hair Band on a Rambo!LOTR fusion LARP campaign.
Could have been a crossover though, I didn't have plot notes.
#enberwhat
Could have been a crossover though, I didn't have plot notes.
#enberwhat
December 14, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Found Thor roaming the wilds of Spotify with a Hair Band on a Rambo!LOTR fusion LARP campaign.
Could have been a crossover though, I didn't have plot notes.
#enberwhat
Could have been a crossover though, I didn't have plot notes.
#enberwhat
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So uh
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So uh
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
Do I feel weird because
A. Too much caffeine
B. Not enough caffeine
C. Haha remember that ADHD
D. Stress brought on a mania
E. WORLD ON FIRE FRRRRRGGG
#EnberWhat
Trying more caffeine, of course.
I miss Pringles. Salty cronch make things better. But they're powdered in wheat starch, which is OW.
A. Too much caffeine
B. Not enough caffeine
C. Haha remember that ADHD
D. Stress brought on a mania
E. WORLD ON FIRE FRRRRRGGG
#EnberWhat
Trying more caffeine, of course.
I miss Pringles. Salty cronch make things better. But they're powdered in wheat starch, which is OW.
July 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Do I feel weird because
A. Too much caffeine
B. Not enough caffeine
C. Haha remember that ADHD
D. Stress brought on a mania
E. WORLD ON FIRE FRRRRRGGG
#EnberWhat
Trying more caffeine, of course.
I miss Pringles. Salty cronch make things better. But they're powdered in wheat starch, which is OW.
A. Too much caffeine
B. Not enough caffeine
C. Haha remember that ADHD
D. Stress brought on a mania
E. WORLD ON FIRE FRRRRRGGG
#EnberWhat
Trying more caffeine, of course.
I miss Pringles. Salty cronch make things better. But they're powdered in wheat starch, which is OW.
Can I fry the dark thoughts up with some butter and salt and eat them with ketchup?
Get crispy, I'm the gremlin round here! [Sword and lightning out on the heath dot gif]
#EnberWhat #ThereCanBeOnlyOne
Get crispy, I'm the gremlin round here! [Sword and lightning out on the heath dot gif]
#EnberWhat #ThereCanBeOnlyOne
PUT AWAY YOUR GREATSWORD, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DARK THOUGHTS. AND YOU WILL WIN.
July 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Can I fry the dark thoughts up with some butter and salt and eat them with ketchup?
Get crispy, I'm the gremlin round here! [Sword and lightning out on the heath dot gif]
#EnberWhat #ThereCanBeOnlyOne
Get crispy, I'm the gremlin round here! [Sword and lightning out on the heath dot gif]
#EnberWhat #ThereCanBeOnlyOne
RËBNE, a smoothly contoured plain white ceramic abstract shape, about the size of an apple. Possibly a lump of partially worked clay someone fired and glazed in error. When did it get there? Did it come with the place? No one remembers picking it out.
#EnberWhat
#EnberWhat
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I’m YLïME, a slab of melamine-coated manufactured wood that can serve as a tabletop if positioned horizontally, or a room divider if positioned vertically, or a magic carpet if positioned in L-space
I’m YLïME, a slab of melamine-coated manufactured wood that can serve as a tabletop if positioned horizontally, or a room divider if positioned vertically, or a magic carpet if positioned in L-space
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut (this is some real Finna shit).
I'm JÄ, a set of glass preserving canisters in odd sizings that are never quite big enough for your jam/veggies/pickle/sauce. They're guaranteed to remain sealed through a nuclear explosion.
I'm JÄ, a set of glass preserving canisters in odd sizings that are never quite big enough for your jam/veggies/pickle/sauce. They're guaranteed to remain sealed through a nuclear explosion.
November 29, 2024 at 5:42 AM
RËBNE, a smoothly contoured plain white ceramic abstract shape, about the size of an apple. Possibly a lump of partially worked clay someone fired and glazed in error. When did it get there? Did it come with the place? No one remembers picking it out.
#EnberWhat
#EnberWhat
November 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM