I’m enrolled, join me ladies!
September 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m enrolled, join me ladies!
"one had enrolled in clown school" MY GOD
September 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"one had enrolled in clown school" MY GOD
I’m so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
February 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I’m so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
Just enrolled in the last semester of my MA program!
December 3, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Just enrolled in the last semester of my MA program!
Why aren’t Democrats doing interviews with patients enrolled in the cancer trials that Musk just cut funding for?
February 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why aren’t Democrats doing interviews with patients enrolled in the cancer trials that Musk just cut funding for?
Oh for gods sake.
First, while it’s true that Florida has the highest ACA enrollment in the country, no, there are not "5 x more people enrolled in Obamacare in Florida than live in the state." Around 19% of the total population is enrolled, which is high but hardly over 100%.
1/5th =/= 5x.
First, while it’s true that Florida has the highest ACA enrollment in the country, no, there are not "5 x more people enrolled in Obamacare in Florida than live in the state." Around 19% of the total population is enrolled, which is high but hardly over 100%.
1/5th =/= 5x.
Dr Oz: "There are 5 times more people in parts of Obamacare in Florida than live in the state. It's impossible More than a third of people on Obamacare have never used the insurance policy once. If you were gonna pay your hard-earned money to buy insurance, would you ever use it? The answer is yes"
September 23, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oh for gods sake.
First, while it’s true that Florida has the highest ACA enrollment in the country, no, there are not "5 x more people enrolled in Obamacare in Florida than live in the state." Around 19% of the total population is enrolled, which is high but hardly over 100%.
1/5th =/= 5x.
First, while it’s true that Florida has the highest ACA enrollment in the country, no, there are not "5 x more people enrolled in Obamacare in Florida than live in the state." Around 19% of the total population is enrolled, which is high but hardly over 100%.
1/5th =/= 5x.
He should try that to the 10 million veterans enrolled in VA healthcare.
Ramaswamy, co-chair of the “government efficiency” department, calls for eliminating veterans’ medical care - the largest program with expired authorization
November 14, 2024 at 3:16 AM
He should try that to the 10 million veterans enrolled in VA healthcare.
I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
We’re all enrolled in Trump University
April 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We’re all enrolled in Trump University
Welcome back to #TrilobiteTuesday
This is a beautiful large enrolled Flexicalymene trilobite from the Upper Ordovician Arnheim Formation from Mt. Orab, Ohio.
This is a beautiful large enrolled Flexicalymene trilobite from the Upper Ordovician Arnheim Formation from Mt. Orab, Ohio.
March 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Welcome back to #TrilobiteTuesday
This is a beautiful large enrolled Flexicalymene trilobite from the Upper Ordovician Arnheim Formation from Mt. Orab, Ohio.
This is a beautiful large enrolled Flexicalymene trilobite from the Upper Ordovician Arnheim Formation from Mt. Orab, Ohio.
I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
July 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
NYC spends approximately $200,000 a year for every inmate in the corrections system. It spends about $27,000 a year for every student enrolled in CUNY.
September 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
NYC spends approximately $200,000 a year for every inmate in the corrections system. It spends about $27,000 a year for every student enrolled in CUNY.
Yeah. Trump knew to do this the night of the Super Bowl.
Every healthcare worker, doctor, nurse, etc. working at a hospital (most are nonprofits) that has student debt is enrolled in this.
Cops, prosecutors, first responders are enrolled in this.
People wait a decade for this. Wow.
Every healthcare worker, doctor, nurse, etc. working at a hospital (most are nonprofits) that has student debt is enrolled in this.
Cops, prosecutors, first responders are enrolled in this.
People wait a decade for this. Wow.
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yeah. Trump knew to do this the night of the Super Bowl.
Every healthcare worker, doctor, nurse, etc. working at a hospital (most are nonprofits) that has student debt is enrolled in this.
Cops, prosecutors, first responders are enrolled in this.
People wait a decade for this. Wow.
Every healthcare worker, doctor, nurse, etc. working at a hospital (most are nonprofits) that has student debt is enrolled in this.
Cops, prosecutors, first responders are enrolled in this.
People wait a decade for this. Wow.
74,000 patients enrolled in clinical trials were affected.
You don’t terminate funding for clinical trials midway & “order” patient care to continue.
That’s not how it works.
I can’t tell whether Jay Bhattacharya is lying or just showing off his sparkling incompetence.
🧪 archive.today/ooHj6
You don’t terminate funding for clinical trials midway & “order” patient care to continue.
That’s not how it works.
I can’t tell whether Jay Bhattacharya is lying or just showing off his sparkling incompetence.
🧪 archive.today/ooHj6
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
74,000 patients enrolled in clinical trials were affected.
You don’t terminate funding for clinical trials midway & “order” patient care to continue.
That’s not how it works.
I can’t tell whether Jay Bhattacharya is lying or just showing off his sparkling incompetence.
🧪 archive.today/ooHj6
You don’t terminate funding for clinical trials midway & “order” patient care to continue.
That’s not how it works.
I can’t tell whether Jay Bhattacharya is lying or just showing off his sparkling incompetence.
🧪 archive.today/ooHj6
Yes, I’m sure the 69 million Americans enrolled in Medicare would be happy to have all federal government funding eliminated.
FOX: The ACA has never been more popular. Republicans are losing on this messaging. How do you talk to Americans who say the Republicans don't have a plan?
REP. BUDDY CARTER: You explain it by explaining it's not working. When the govt has to subsidize a program, that means it's not working
REP. BUDDY CARTER: You explain it by explaining it's not working. When the govt has to subsidize a program, that means it's not working
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yes, I’m sure the 69 million Americans enrolled in Medicare would be happy to have all federal government funding eliminated.
I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
Don’t be left sitting on the sidelines, make sure you’re enrolled to vote!
September 24, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Don’t be left sitting on the sidelines, make sure you’re enrolled to vote!
For our friends in Aotearoa-New Zealand as they head to an election on Sat 7 Nov 🇳🇿
👉 Make sure you’re enrolled to vote: https:/:vote.nz
🚨 Enrolments close October 25!
👉 Make sure you’re enrolled to vote: https:/:vote.nz
🚨 Enrolments close October 25!
October 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
For our friends in Aotearoa-New Zealand as they head to an election on Sat 7 Nov 🇳🇿
👉 Make sure you’re enrolled to vote: https:/:vote.nz
🚨 Enrolments close October 25!
👉 Make sure you’re enrolled to vote: https:/:vote.nz
🚨 Enrolments close October 25!
but was he enrolled in a plan with them
Luigi Mangione, the man charged with killing UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, did not have coverage from the Minnetonka-based health insurer, a company spokesperson confirmed.
Suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO did not have insurance coverage from the company
Minnetonka-based healthcare company confirmed the disclosure by New York police about suspect Luigi Mangione.
www.startribune.com
December 14, 2024 at 6:11 PM
but was he enrolled in a plan with them
Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.
February 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.
I enrolled in nursing school make some fucking noise 🎉
November 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I enrolled in nursing school make some fucking noise 🎉
Update: 200+ enrolled students in just one morning.
Y'all.
Y'all.
April 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Update: 200+ enrolled students in just one morning.
Y'all.
Y'all.
Rolling around the enrolled roller 🌀
December 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Rolling around the enrolled roller 🌀
i don’t want to be Loyal. i don’t want to be Enrolled. i’m trying to go to the store
August 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i don’t want to be Loyal. i don’t want to be Enrolled. i’m trying to go to the store